Author's Note: New chapter... Duh. Um, I'm not really sure if I really like this chapter, but I really like chapter 3 so I wanted to put this one up so I could put 3 up. This one is kinda corny... But tell me what you think. Thanks to all of you who reviewed chapter 1.
James Potter's son. I've just meet James Potter's son. I can't very well date James Potter with his son around! It'd be weird! I wonder who Harry's mother is... Luckily little bitch. I want that. To marry him, bare his children.... Okay, so maybe baring his children is taking it a little far but you get the point. I love him. So much. It's like a cancer, slowly consuming me. I've fallen hard and it's left the biggest bruise on my rump.
I feel like I'll die with out him. With out his arms wrapped around me. Until he whispers in my ear that he loves me more that life it's self. I need him. He's my Romeo. If only I were is Juliet.
I want to fall asleep curled up in his arms. Wake up to him as lingers in dreamland a little while longer...
He's my everything. If only I were his...
I looked up our compatibility. You know Astrology. We're like meant for each other. He's an Aries, April 1. April Fool's Day. How appropriate. Me? I'm a Gemini. May 31. Aries and Gemini are supposed to be like, perfect together!
The next morning Rachel and I walk into the Great Hall just in time to catch the end of Dumbledore's speech about Harry.
"-he has previously been sorted into Griffindor. I hope you'll all make him feel welcome." And Dumbledore sat down.
Harry, who had been standing up front walked and sat down at the Griffindor table where James and company immediately pounced on him, bombarding him with questions.
I wondered what Dumbledore had told the school. Surely he had not been stupid enough to tell everyone that Harry was from the future!
"Hi," I said as Rach and I slid in to seats across from Harry.
"Hi," he replied before turning his attention back to Sirius.
"But really, you've got to be some how related to Prongsie here. You can expect me to believe that just by chance you happen to look almost identical to him."
"That's my story."
Sirius frowned.
"So are you a transfer student or what?" Rachel asked grabbing a piece of toast from the plate.
"That's what they say."
Suddenly Sirius had a revelation. "Your his son!" he shouted so loud the whole school turned to look at him. Then more quietly, "Your from the future and your his son." he sat back obviously very pleased with himself for figuring this out.
Harry looked at Sirius, "How the bloody hell did you figure that out?"
"I'm a genius," he replied modestly.
"Your my son!" James frowned and leaned over Sirius to get a proper look at Harry. "If your my son why is you last name Carter?"
I rolled my eyes, "Honestly Potter! Dumbledore just gave him a new last name. Don't be daft."
James blushed slightly, "I knew that."
"Sure you did," I said sarcastically.
"Who's your mother?" James asked Harry curiously.
"Some blond bimbo you knocked up," I replied for Harry.
"Hey, give me some credit will you Evans?"
"I only give credit where credit is due."
"My mother's not blonde, the two of you didn't get married because she was, as you so poetically put it 'knocked up', and besides that I can't tell you anything."
James stuck his tongue out at me. I returned the favor.
"I bet your his mum Evans."
I laughed sarcastically, "Keep dreaming Potter."
"No, look Evans I'm serious-"
"No your not, I'm Sirius!"
"Sirius, that joke is so overdone, I'm mean it wasn't even really funny the first time, now for the fifty-thousandth it is defiantly not funny."
"Harry hasn't heard it before!"
"He's my son, your my best friend. I'm sure he's heard it before. Now as I was saying, He's got your eyes Evans."
"Okay, whoop-dee-do he's got green eyes, along with one forth of the population."
"Your just in denial."
"Potter, I wouldn't ever consider sleeping with you, and if I were to accidentally get drunk and do so I'd get an abortion before giving birth to your heir."
"Denial."
Totally.
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Potions. Joy. With Slytherins. Even better.
Rachel, Harry, James, Sirius and their worm of a friend Peter and I walk to the dungeons. Remus is no where to be found.
"Good morning class," Professor VanDrie coos as she walks in.
I hate her.
She too nice. Way too nice.
Always cheerful even on the coldest, grayest of days. And her hair reminds me of the devil. Big, dark red curly hair.
I have nothing against red hair seeing as I am cursed with it myself but hers is so... I don't know... devilish.
"Today we will be working on a very complicated potion. But you should be able to handle it, seeing as this is advanced potions."
I don't know why I singed up for all advanced classes. I wanted to be an auror but I'm beginning to think all the extra work isn't worth it.
"If the potion is done correctly when taken it will reveal your, um," She cleared her throat uncomfortably, "soul mate."
This statement was meet with laughter from the class.
Soul mates? Give me a break. That is the corniest thing I've ever heard.
Sirius raised his hand.
"Yes, Mr. Black?"
"What if you haven't meet your 'soul mate' yet?" he asked seriously.
"It will draw a blank." the class continued to laugh, "Yes, yes it's very funny, now get to work, the instructions are on the board. At the end of class we will test all of our potions." And with that she turned and headed into her office leaving me to my doom.
What was I going to do? I couldn't let the whole class know that I was in love with James Potter!
But maybe I wasn't! Maybe it was a crush, he couldn't be my soul mate.
Ya right.
But it doesn't matter, this is stupid anyway. Soul mates?
Merlin, I wish I didn't believe in that stuff...
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"Okay, is everyone done?"
Everyone groaned. Ready for our doom.
"Good. Mr. Black, how about you first?"
"Sure," he confidently took a gulp of his potion. He obviously thought his would draw a blank.
He was wrong.
Several of the girls in the room started to cry. That's right cry. I kinda pitied them. But not really. They were crying for Merlin's sake! He was just a guy, a player, a new girl every week user. Why the bloody hell didn't they see that is beyond me.
I on the other hand laughed, partly at the bimbo's misfortune and partly cause Sirius' 'soul mate' was the one girl who didn't give a tiny rat's ass about him.
Sirius Black's 'soul mate' was Rachel.
Hilarious, no?
The look on Rachel's face was priceless. She looked as if someone had just stunned her. Her eyes were wide open staring in Sirius' direction.
But that was nothing compared to the look on Sirius' face. He looked as if he had just been informed that Christmas, his birthday and summer vacation had all been cancelled. Slowly he turned his face towards where Rachel and I were sitting and barfed.
Rachel seemed kinda offended by this. Gee I wonder why? "Merlin Black I'm not that bad!"
Professor seemed to fine a sick pleasure in all of this, "Okay! Next! How about Rachel?" she said just as cheerful and happy as always.
"Um, okay..." Rachel took a drink of the potion.
Nothing happened.
"Are you sure you made the potion right dear?"
"Yes," But Rachel looked revealed that it didn't work.
"How about Mr. Potter then?"
James took a drink.
I think it was when my name appeared that I fainted.
