(a/n thanks for the reviews! Keep 'um coming ()
*~* Chapter 3 *~*
Grounded for three whole days! James couldn't believe it! It was only a little bit of syrup, peanut butter, and some cherries! *~* James was on his way to the market as an errand for his mum when he fainted for no apparent reason.
A girl saw him faint and ran over to him, but she couldn't get him to wake up. She took him home with her and laid him on the sofa. He woke up after about twenty minutes.
When he finally started moving the girl asked him if he was ok. The only respons she could get were, "Yaba, daba, ooga, wooga, purple elephants WILL rule the world!!!"
"Oh. GREAT. A retard. That's just what I need!" she whispered.
About five minutes later James shrieked, "It worked, it worked! Can you believe it? Wait a minute. Where am I? Who are you?"
"I am Lillian (Lily) Evans. You are in my house. I found you on the street unconscious and brought you here after trying to wake you up. And what worked?" Lily said.
"Did you pull my ear when you were trying to wake me up?" James questioned, ignoring her last remark.
"No, but."
"Excellent! Are u a muggle?" James asked
"Nope. I just got my Hogwarts letter." Lily said with pride.
"Good. I just invented a new a new curse that makes you faint for thirty minutes unless you pull on their ear." James smirked with even more pride than Lily.
"Wow! You must be a genius or something. At first I thought you just passed out for no reason. Hang on, why did you test it in the middle of the street?" she asked.
"I am grounded so I can't test with my friends and I was supposed to go to the grocery store for my mom so this was my only chance to. oh my gosh! I'm already supposed to be back home by now! Me mum's gonna kill me! I have to go! Thanks for everything! BYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" James ran out the door."
"What a queer!" Lily muttered to herself as she went outside to finish her chores.
(a/n strange. Yes I know but what ever! PLLLLLLEEEAAAASSSEEEEee REEEEEVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you,
me
*~* Chapter 3 *~*
Grounded for three whole days! James couldn't believe it! It was only a little bit of syrup, peanut butter, and some cherries! *~* James was on his way to the market as an errand for his mum when he fainted for no apparent reason.
A girl saw him faint and ran over to him, but she couldn't get him to wake up. She took him home with her and laid him on the sofa. He woke up after about twenty minutes.
When he finally started moving the girl asked him if he was ok. The only respons she could get were, "Yaba, daba, ooga, wooga, purple elephants WILL rule the world!!!"
"Oh. GREAT. A retard. That's just what I need!" she whispered.
About five minutes later James shrieked, "It worked, it worked! Can you believe it? Wait a minute. Where am I? Who are you?"
"I am Lillian (Lily) Evans. You are in my house. I found you on the street unconscious and brought you here after trying to wake you up. And what worked?" Lily said.
"Did you pull my ear when you were trying to wake me up?" James questioned, ignoring her last remark.
"No, but."
"Excellent! Are u a muggle?" James asked
"Nope. I just got my Hogwarts letter." Lily said with pride.
"Good. I just invented a new a new curse that makes you faint for thirty minutes unless you pull on their ear." James smirked with even more pride than Lily.
"Wow! You must be a genius or something. At first I thought you just passed out for no reason. Hang on, why did you test it in the middle of the street?" she asked.
"I am grounded so I can't test with my friends and I was supposed to go to the grocery store for my mom so this was my only chance to. oh my gosh! I'm already supposed to be back home by now! Me mum's gonna kill me! I have to go! Thanks for everything! BYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" James ran out the door."
"What a queer!" Lily muttered to herself as she went outside to finish her chores.
(a/n strange. Yes I know but what ever! PLLLLLLEEEAAAASSSEEEEee REEEEEVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you,
me
