AN: Ya! Reviews! I love reviews! I mean who doesn't like reviews? Hum? Name one person. You can't can you? Didn't think so.
Okay, question, I have an idea for a fiction after I'm done with this one, it's in the present, well, at the start of the fifth book but there are flash backs to Lily and James' time. Basically Lily had a sister, a twin, who was also a witch. Harry didn't live with her cause every one thought she was dead, but at the end of the summer before fifth year she shows up. So what do you think? Yes or no? Tell me.
Project 'Raise a baby' had begun.
Harry and James had this joke going that Harry got a new baby brother. They had a whole routine where James would sit Harry down and explain there would be a new baby. And this didn't mean that James and I would love Harry any less but rather we loved him so much we wanted two of him. Then Harry would say, in a baby voice with wide eyes, 'Is he a clone?!?'... Really funny to watch.
But what was even funnier was Rachel and Sirius fighting about it. They had a boy too. Rachel never wanted to leave the baby alone with Sirius and Sirius always wanted to take him to quiddich and such. Oh! How convenient the six o'clock showing is about to start!
"Sirius I'm not going to let you kill our baby!"
"I won't kill the boy!"
"If you take him up on a broom and then starting swinging that damn bat of yours around you'll kill him!"
"Every boy has to learn about quiddich at an early age or he'll never make the house team!"
"What about muggleborns? They do just fine!"
"Well, if you keep him with you all the time, and he's always around you and Lily talking about your hair and makeup he'll be gay! And I do not want a gay son!"
AN: Sorry to interrupt the story but I'd just like to say, I have nothing against gay people. My godmothers a lesbian.
"I'd rather have a gay son than a dead son!"
"I won't kill him!"
"You know what! Whatever! But if you kill him I'll kill you!"
"Good! I'll never have to see you again!"
Then he grabs 'Jonathon' and stomps out.
I think we all tend to forget these baby's aren't real. They act like a real baby. Keeping us up all night, crying, eating, pooping, everything. The baby's even look like the parents. All the baby's have names too. Some of them are simply whatever the parent's name is plus Jr. Earlier I saw a boy baby who's name was Heather Jr. Heather Senior is blond.
I beginning to wonder if this is healthy. None of us are gonna want to get rid of our children.
"Mum? You who! Mum!"
"Huh? oh, sorry what is it?"
"Larry is crying."
James came up with the name. He thought it would be funny. You know, Harry, Larry... Ya, I know, lame. But I love him anyways.
"I can not believe I got put with him for this stupid project!"
No need to ask who she means by 'him'.
"Rachel, darling, it's only for a month. That's not that long!"
She ignores me.
"I mean, I could have been put with anyone else! Remus, Amos, Ben, Stephen, hell! Even Snape would have been better! At least he wouldn't have insistent on being a part of his child's life! He'd have said, 'Ew, my baby's a quarter muggle!' and left! But noooooo, I get stuck with a n asshole who fricken cares!" She says all of this in one long breath and when she's done she collapses on a chair. "I hate him," she whispers.
"Aunt Rach, it's not that bad. He's not that bad. You just can't let him get to you."
"I can't help it!" She whines.
Rachel and Harry are pretty close. Apparently while James and I were off snogging she and him were hanging out together.
"Well you have to help it or it'll just get worse."
Rachel sticks her tongue out at him.
"Well that's mature." he says sarcastically.
"Don't be disrespectful of your elders."
"You're seventeen, I'm sixteen. You're hardly my elder."
"No, I'm twenty-five years older than you."
"Yeah, but you act like you're five years old."
"Hey!"
"Hay is for horses."
"And stupid phrases like that are for mamma's boys."
"Yeah- No!"
Rachel laughed. "Gottca."
"Mommy! Rachel's being mean to me!" he cried.
"See what I mean? Momma's boy."
"Mommy!"
"Would you both stop it!" I gasp trying not to laugh.
"Yes ma'am." they say together.
AN: Yeah, yeah, yeah, short but good, no? Review and tell me. ~Allison
