Chapter 3: Nightmare begins
Tommy: (sees Jenna and calls out her name) Jenna...what are you doing?
(Jenna turns around, and that's when Tommy realizes Jenna is a vampire)
Jenna: So...you decided to snoop around?
Tommy: No, I was just going for a walk...
Jenna: Where's Merton?
Tommy: Why?
Jenna: Don't you care about your friend?
Tommy: What did you do with him?
Jenna: (big laughs) Come with me...
(Tommy follows Jenna into a dark warehouse where he sees a box wiggling)
Tommy: (goes to the box and opens it) MERTON? Are you ok?
Merton: Oo ohm on nee.
Tommy: What? Oh! (Untapes Merton's mouth)
Merton: Jenna's a vampire!
Tommy: (looks in Jenna's location) Yea, I know!
Jenna: Having fun yet, Merton?
Merton: Hehehehehehe NO! I'm glad we met and all, but I think I'm just going to get going...Sarah Michelle Gellar's on Conan in an hour...so...bye!
(Merton runs to the door, while Jenna runs toward him)
Tommy: Merton! LOOK OUT!
(Tommy runs toward Merton and knocks him down before Jenna attacks)
Jenna: Whoever knows my secret can't live!
Merton: But...you wanted me to know...so does that mean you wanted me dead?
Jenna: Right...and also, have you met my friends?
(Lots of evil vampires appear out of nowhere)
Jenna: Hello, my friends! Have you met dearest Tommy and Merton?
Vampire #1: No, but they look yummy!
Merton: (looking freaked out, but then smiles) Really? Wow!
Tommy: Uh, Merton, I think you should dump Jenna and let's get out of here!
Merton: Ummm...she already dumped me when she brought me here!
Tommy: Oh! Well in that case, let's dump her and get out of here!
Jenna: There's only one way you can escape...and that's by staking us all...and you have 50 less stakes than you need...what a shame!
Tommy: (turns into a werewolf) We are getting out of here and that's final!
(Over 20 vampires surround Merton and Tommy)
Merton: What do we do now, smart one?
Tommy: 1st, stay alive...2nd, get away from this vampire house!
(When Tommy isn't aware, Jenna grabs Merton)
Merton: Uh, Tommy, I could really use your help right about now!
Tommy: Oh yea, sorry Merton...
(Tommy dozes off and Merton is more scared then ever)
Jenna: He's in a vampire's trance...he can never escape it...unless you can save him...but in order for you to save him, you'll have to be saved by him...
Merton: Well I'm not giving up just yet...
(Merton runs for Jenna and knocks her down)
Merton: By the way, Saturday night is cancelled...Adios Amigo!!
(Merton strikes and stakes Jenna)
Merton: Anyone else?...
(All other vampires shake their heads and flee)
Merton: Who's the coward now?
(Tommy comes out of the vampire's trance)
Tommy: What just happened?
Merton: Well, I killed my girlfriend and the other vampires were so scared, they chickened out and ran off...
Tommy: So that's how it went down?
Merton: Yep...
Tommy: Wanna go find Lori and tell her everything?
Merton: Sure!
Tommy: (sees Jenna and calls out her name) Jenna...what are you doing?
(Jenna turns around, and that's when Tommy realizes Jenna is a vampire)
Jenna: So...you decided to snoop around?
Tommy: No, I was just going for a walk...
Jenna: Where's Merton?
Tommy: Why?
Jenna: Don't you care about your friend?
Tommy: What did you do with him?
Jenna: (big laughs) Come with me...
(Tommy follows Jenna into a dark warehouse where he sees a box wiggling)
Tommy: (goes to the box and opens it) MERTON? Are you ok?
Merton: Oo ohm on nee.
Tommy: What? Oh! (Untapes Merton's mouth)
Merton: Jenna's a vampire!
Tommy: (looks in Jenna's location) Yea, I know!
Jenna: Having fun yet, Merton?
Merton: Hehehehehehe NO! I'm glad we met and all, but I think I'm just going to get going...Sarah Michelle Gellar's on Conan in an hour...so...bye!
(Merton runs to the door, while Jenna runs toward him)
Tommy: Merton! LOOK OUT!
(Tommy runs toward Merton and knocks him down before Jenna attacks)
Jenna: Whoever knows my secret can't live!
Merton: But...you wanted me to know...so does that mean you wanted me dead?
Jenna: Right...and also, have you met my friends?
(Lots of evil vampires appear out of nowhere)
Jenna: Hello, my friends! Have you met dearest Tommy and Merton?
Vampire #1: No, but they look yummy!
Merton: (looking freaked out, but then smiles) Really? Wow!
Tommy: Uh, Merton, I think you should dump Jenna and let's get out of here!
Merton: Ummm...she already dumped me when she brought me here!
Tommy: Oh! Well in that case, let's dump her and get out of here!
Jenna: There's only one way you can escape...and that's by staking us all...and you have 50 less stakes than you need...what a shame!
Tommy: (turns into a werewolf) We are getting out of here and that's final!
(Over 20 vampires surround Merton and Tommy)
Merton: What do we do now, smart one?
Tommy: 1st, stay alive...2nd, get away from this vampire house!
(When Tommy isn't aware, Jenna grabs Merton)
Merton: Uh, Tommy, I could really use your help right about now!
Tommy: Oh yea, sorry Merton...
(Tommy dozes off and Merton is more scared then ever)
Jenna: He's in a vampire's trance...he can never escape it...unless you can save him...but in order for you to save him, you'll have to be saved by him...
Merton: Well I'm not giving up just yet...
(Merton runs for Jenna and knocks her down)
Merton: By the way, Saturday night is cancelled...Adios Amigo!!
(Merton strikes and stakes Jenna)
Merton: Anyone else?...
(All other vampires shake their heads and flee)
Merton: Who's the coward now?
(Tommy comes out of the vampire's trance)
Tommy: What just happened?
Merton: Well, I killed my girlfriend and the other vampires were so scared, they chickened out and ran off...
Tommy: So that's how it went down?
Merton: Yep...
Tommy: Wanna go find Lori and tell her everything?
Merton: Sure!
