Chapter 4: Jenna's revenge

Lori: So, you're saying you staked Jenna and scared off the other vampires?

Merton: (shakes head) Yes.

Lori: (Raises eyebrow) I'm impressed...

Tommy: It's getting late...I think we should get back o our dorms...

Merton: Yea, me too, I'm really tired.

Lori: Ok. Bye guys!

(Lori goes the opposite way of Merton and Tommy)

Tommy: It's been quite a day today!

Merton: Yes, it has. Next time I go out with a girl, I'm gonna make sure she's human...

Tommy: Yea, that's a good thing.

(Tommy and Merton walk in the door and get ready for bed)

Tommy: (yawns) I am beat...I'm about ready to pass out!

(Merton walks out of the bathroom)

Tommy: What the...?

Merton: What?

Tommy: Why are you wearing dinosaur pajamas?

Merton: Ummm...don't ask.

Tommy: (brushes it off) Ok, I won't

(Merton walks to his bed, opposite Tommy's, and reads a book)

Tommy: What are you reading?

Merton: A book of magic spells.

Tommy: Oh, ok!

Merton: (studies the spells carefully) Venoculouserlie...

Tommy: What?

Merton: (laughs)

Tommy: What?

Merton: Look in the mirror!

(Tommy runs over and looks)

Tommy: (screams) You turned me into an ELF? Oh, now you're dead...figuratively speaking, of course...

(Tommy walks over and slaps Merton)

Merton: What was that for? Oh...that...

(There was a sudden knock on the window)

Tommy: What was that?

Merton: I don't know...let's go see.

(Tommy and Merton walk to the window, and to their surprise it was...)

Merton: JENNA? I staked you!

Jenna: (flies up to the window from the ground) Oh yes, you did, but didn't I tell you?

Merton: Tell me what?

Jenna: I'm an immortal vampire...I can never die...

Merton: But I stakes you! You turned to dust...

Tommy: This reminds me of when I dated Abigail in the 10th grade...I dumped her, then we got together again, then she dumped me, then she kept coming back to me and I kept saying no...She had her big ex-boyfriends give me bad wedgies all day that day...it was romantic...

Merton: TOMMY! Abigail was a cheerleader, not an immortal, blood-hungry, flesh-eating vampire!

Tommy: What's the difference?

Merton: (sighs) Just...nevermind right now...Jenna, get out of here...now!

Jenna: Why, I'm hungry...

Merton: There's some left-over salomy in the refridgerator...

Jenna: Thanks, but I break out in hives when I eat salomy...

Merton: So...

Jenna: So...when that happens, I want revenge on anyone who makes me mad...

Tommy: (tries to turn into a werewolf, but turns into head elf instead)

Jenna: I didn't know Christmas came early this year...looks like one of Santa's little helpers is missing!

Tommy: Merton, when we get out of this, you're toast!

Merton: Scary, but fair!

Jenna: Oh, who says you're getting out of this?

-brief pause-

Lori: Guys! Do you need help?

Merton: No, we can do this alone...of course we need help!

(Lori throws a stake at Jenna, only this time she actually dies)

Jenna: Nooooo!

(stake hits Jenna)

Merton: Good job Lori.

Lori: Thanks.

Merton: BOOYA!