Chapter 4: Jenna's revenge
Lori: So, you're saying you staked Jenna and scared off the other vampires?
Merton: (shakes head) Yes.
Lori: (Raises eyebrow) I'm impressed...
Tommy: It's getting late...I think we should get back o our dorms...
Merton: Yea, me too, I'm really tired.
Lori: Ok. Bye guys!
(Lori goes the opposite way of Merton and Tommy)
Tommy: It's been quite a day today!
Merton: Yes, it has. Next time I go out with a girl, I'm gonna make sure she's human...
Tommy: Yea, that's a good thing.
(Tommy and Merton walk in the door and get ready for bed)
Tommy: (yawns) I am beat...I'm about ready to pass out!
(Merton walks out of the bathroom)
Tommy: What the...?
Merton: What?
Tommy: Why are you wearing dinosaur pajamas?
Merton: Ummm...don't ask.
Tommy: (brushes it off) Ok, I won't
(Merton walks to his bed, opposite Tommy's, and reads a book)
Tommy: What are you reading?
Merton: A book of magic spells.
Tommy: Oh, ok!
Merton: (studies the spells carefully) Venoculouserlie...
Tommy: What?
Merton: (laughs)
Tommy: What?
Merton: Look in the mirror!
(Tommy runs over and looks)
Tommy: (screams) You turned me into an ELF? Oh, now you're dead...figuratively speaking, of course...
(Tommy walks over and slaps Merton)
Merton: What was that for? Oh...that...
(There was a sudden knock on the window)
Tommy: What was that?
Merton: I don't know...let's go see.
(Tommy and Merton walk to the window, and to their surprise it was...)
Merton: JENNA? I staked you!
Jenna: (flies up to the window from the ground) Oh yes, you did, but didn't I tell you?
Merton: Tell me what?
Jenna: I'm an immortal vampire...I can never die...
Merton: But I stakes you! You turned to dust...
Tommy: This reminds me of when I dated Abigail in the 10th grade...I dumped her, then we got together again, then she dumped me, then she kept coming back to me and I kept saying no...She had her big ex-boyfriends give me bad wedgies all day that day...it was romantic...
Merton: TOMMY! Abigail was a cheerleader, not an immortal, blood-hungry, flesh-eating vampire!
Tommy: What's the difference?
Merton: (sighs) Just...nevermind right now...Jenna, get out of here...now!
Jenna: Why, I'm hungry...
Merton: There's some left-over salomy in the refridgerator...
Jenna: Thanks, but I break out in hives when I eat salomy...
Merton: So...
Jenna: So...when that happens, I want revenge on anyone who makes me mad...
Tommy: (tries to turn into a werewolf, but turns into head elf instead)
Jenna: I didn't know Christmas came early this year...looks like one of Santa's little helpers is missing!
Tommy: Merton, when we get out of this, you're toast!
Merton: Scary, but fair!
Jenna: Oh, who says you're getting out of this?
-brief pause-
Lori: Guys! Do you need help?
Merton: No, we can do this alone...of course we need help!
(Lori throws a stake at Jenna, only this time she actually dies)
Jenna: Nooooo!
(stake hits Jenna)
Merton: Good job Lori.
Lori: Thanks.
Merton: BOOYA!
Lori: So, you're saying you staked Jenna and scared off the other vampires?
Merton: (shakes head) Yes.
Lori: (Raises eyebrow) I'm impressed...
Tommy: It's getting late...I think we should get back o our dorms...
Merton: Yea, me too, I'm really tired.
Lori: Ok. Bye guys!
(Lori goes the opposite way of Merton and Tommy)
Tommy: It's been quite a day today!
Merton: Yes, it has. Next time I go out with a girl, I'm gonna make sure she's human...
Tommy: Yea, that's a good thing.
(Tommy and Merton walk in the door and get ready for bed)
Tommy: (yawns) I am beat...I'm about ready to pass out!
(Merton walks out of the bathroom)
Tommy: What the...?
Merton: What?
Tommy: Why are you wearing dinosaur pajamas?
Merton: Ummm...don't ask.
Tommy: (brushes it off) Ok, I won't
(Merton walks to his bed, opposite Tommy's, and reads a book)
Tommy: What are you reading?
Merton: A book of magic spells.
Tommy: Oh, ok!
Merton: (studies the spells carefully) Venoculouserlie...
Tommy: What?
Merton: (laughs)
Tommy: What?
Merton: Look in the mirror!
(Tommy runs over and looks)
Tommy: (screams) You turned me into an ELF? Oh, now you're dead...figuratively speaking, of course...
(Tommy walks over and slaps Merton)
Merton: What was that for? Oh...that...
(There was a sudden knock on the window)
Tommy: What was that?
Merton: I don't know...let's go see.
(Tommy and Merton walk to the window, and to their surprise it was...)
Merton: JENNA? I staked you!
Jenna: (flies up to the window from the ground) Oh yes, you did, but didn't I tell you?
Merton: Tell me what?
Jenna: I'm an immortal vampire...I can never die...
Merton: But I stakes you! You turned to dust...
Tommy: This reminds me of when I dated Abigail in the 10th grade...I dumped her, then we got together again, then she dumped me, then she kept coming back to me and I kept saying no...She had her big ex-boyfriends give me bad wedgies all day that day...it was romantic...
Merton: TOMMY! Abigail was a cheerleader, not an immortal, blood-hungry, flesh-eating vampire!
Tommy: What's the difference?
Merton: (sighs) Just...nevermind right now...Jenna, get out of here...now!
Jenna: Why, I'm hungry...
Merton: There's some left-over salomy in the refridgerator...
Jenna: Thanks, but I break out in hives when I eat salomy...
Merton: So...
Jenna: So...when that happens, I want revenge on anyone who makes me mad...
Tommy: (tries to turn into a werewolf, but turns into head elf instead)
Jenna: I didn't know Christmas came early this year...looks like one of Santa's little helpers is missing!
Tommy: Merton, when we get out of this, you're toast!
Merton: Scary, but fair!
Jenna: Oh, who says you're getting out of this?
-brief pause-
Lori: Guys! Do you need help?
Merton: No, we can do this alone...of course we need help!
(Lori throws a stake at Jenna, only this time she actually dies)
Jenna: Nooooo!
(stake hits Jenna)
Merton: Good job Lori.
Lori: Thanks.
Merton: BOOYA!
