Chapter 5: Tommy's revenge

Tommy: It was quite a night tonight!

Merton: Yes, it was. Let's never do this again.

Tommy: I found a spell that we can say together so I won't be an elf anymore.

Merton: Ok.

Merton and Tommy: Oknad, oomba, teemob, tona, ongee, mosey, ling!

(moment of silence)

Merton: It worked!

(Tommy silently coughs to get Merton's attention)

Merton: Ahhh! I'm a pig!

Tommy: Yea, if only you could hear yourself at the dinner table...

(Merton gives Tommy 'the look')

Merton: No, Tommy, I really am a pig! Look at my nose and tail! *oink* And my oinks!

(Tommy laughs and Lori walks over)

Lori: Looks like you guys...what in the world...What happened to you Merton?

(Merton points to Tommy)

Lori: Ohhh! Well, let's just go back to our dorms and we can change Merton back tomorrow.

(Everyone walks back to their dorms for a good night's rest)