Disclaimer:  No Newsies is not mine, oh and Gay Expectations is not mine, it's actually Great Expectations and it belongs to Charles Dickons and it needs to burst into flames right now!  I don't own the movies mentioned, well I own the DVDs, cept for Behind Enemy Lines. 

Ah and now the introduction of the f-word in this chapter, the rating has changed.  Also, the intro of the worst girls at camp and a very nasty girl at my school, Christine, Josie, and Samantha. 

            August was dawning and the new guys had gotten pretty used to the rules, well except for the one that said that weren't allowed near the girls' dorms and that only applied to Race, Snitch, and Mush as of now.  Everyone could tell that it was going to change for Jack, he and Julie had started seeing each other a lot more.  Kristan was still denying that she had a major crush on Spot.  Spot and Dave were enjoying tormenting her about it.  Blink had become like a big brother to the three youngest girls and everyone was happy.

            August 1 brought Kristan to the boys' dorms (which is against the rules) with some news.

            "Hey!  Spot!  Open the frickin' door!" she yelled.  Race opened it.

            "Spot don't live here dis week," he said.

            "Don't tell me, Blink," she said.

            "Yup, Spot's ova dare, what da ya wants anyways?" he asked.  The fact that he was standing in his boxers in the doorway didn't faze Kristan at all anymore.  She came here almost every morning now.  That's why Spot moved.  To confuse her. 

            "I'm having a back to school party next Friday and I wanted to know if you all wanted to come."

            "O, well, we'd be happy ta come."

            "Ok, see ya later, bye."  Kristan ran down the hall, pushing Dave into a wall when he walked by.

            At lunch the kids dispersed into their little couples, leaving Kristan, Dave, Spot, and Les together. 

            "So you guys are invited too," Kristan told Dave and Les after explaining about the party.

            "We'll come, it's at your house?" Dave said.

            "Chya man," she said.  "Grandma will be at a convention for principals or something and the house is mine.  Plus we get to watch the um, (counting on her fingers) the 6th best movie on the planet!"

            "What is it?" Les asked.  Dave clamped a hand over his mouth.  But it was too late.

            "Now you've done it," he moaned.

            "The Sixth Sense!" Kristan exclaimed.

            David left his hand on Les's mouth but Spot spoke up this time.

            "Why is it 6th?"

            "Oh no!"

            "Well, Newsies is 1st, The Lion King is 2nd, Behind Enemy Lines is 3rd, Lord of the Rings is 4th, Harry Potter is 5th, so that leaves The Sixth Sense is 6th.  See? It coincides together," Kristan exclaimed.

            "You are so retarded," Dave and Spot said.  

            "I don't like you guys either."

            "Yes you do!  You like Spot a lot!" Les laughed.

            "You used to be on my side, traitor!" They all started laughing. 

            "Well, look, three gay guys and the lesbian girl," a cold voice said behind Kristan.

            "Damn it, what do you want Christine?" Kristan turned to see a brown haired tan girl behind her.

            "Nothing in particular, just wanted to see where all your girlfriends went."  Christine had her two worshippers with her, Josie on the right and Samantha on her left. 

            "Go find some guy to be a whore for," Kristan retorted.

            "Well, at least I can get straight guys.  You have nothing better to do then fuck Dave into the ground."

            "Leave now," Dave said.  He wasn't one for insults. 

            "Look Dave, I'm really happy you found a screwing partner, but could you keep it to the opposite sex?"  Christine was really getting on their nerves. 

            "Christine if you don't get the hell away from me I'm gonna," Kristan started.

            "Your gonna what?  Get me expelled?" Christine smiled and walked away. 

            "Screw You Bitch!" Kristan yelled across the cafĂ©.   A bunch of people looked at her but she ignored them.  "I'm gonna go read Gay Expectation." 

            With that Kristan walked out and towards the dorm.  Steaming. 

            The night of the party soon arrived and Kristan had everything ready an hour before anyone appeared.  Except for Amanda.  She was there early to help. 

            "Race and you seemed to be getting along.  You guys kiss yet?" Kristan asked.

            "No, not yet," Amanda laughed.

            "Now remember Amanda, protection is the best way to go."

            "Screw you."

            "Only if it's Orlando."

            "Or Spot." 

            Before Kristan could kill Amanda a knock was heard.  Kristan let Jill and Blair in. 

            "Ok, so did you guys get the stuff?" Kristan asked.

            "Let's see, four bags of Ruffles and 4 dips," Jill said holding up the chips.  Blair showed the dips but didn't say anything.  "What happened between you and Christine?"

            "The little person calling me a lesbian and then she called Dave gay and she called yins lesbians and she pisses me off so bad!" Kristan sat on the couch as two more girls known as Kathrine and Ellie bounded into the room.  Ellie jumped right on Kristan.  Amanda had disappeared somewhere.

            "Uncle!" Kristan yelled before she could say anything.  Ellie smiled and got down.  "You guys bring the movie?"

            "Yea," Kathrine held out Behind Enemy Lines and Kristan snatched it right out of her hands.  Blink and Race came in next.

            "Hullo guys, Race Amanda's sitting on the love seat," Kristan pointed towards it and he sat down.  "Well, I think we should start a movie."

            "Not the Sixth Sense!" Amanda begged reappearing and sitting next to Race.  Kristan scowled but put the movie back and put in Behind Enemy Lines.  Before the movie officially started Jack and Spot came in. 

            "Hi!  Jack, Julie likes to sit there," Kristan pointed to the couch and Jack took a spot on it.   "Now guys remember what movie it is, try to stay quiet." 

            Kristan set herself down on her chair and began watching the movie with great interest (she'd only seen it 8 times before).  In the middle of the first scene 6 people came in.

            "The party is all here!" exclaimed Mush and Dave.

            "I'm going to kill you!" Kristan jumped onto them both.  Her favorite line! And they had to talk through it!

            "Kristan! Find your own boyfriend!" Kerri shouted, grabbing Kristan, with help from Julie.  Kristan fought a little more but let them win and collapsed in laughter.

            "What are you high on now?" Amanda asked. 

            "Nothing, just crack," Kristan replied taking her seat on the brown chair again, except now someone else inhabited it.  Les shifted under Kristan's weight until he was free.  

            "Teach you to take the sacred seat!"  Les sat on the floor next to Dave and Spot.  The movie continued and soon the people started to get bored.  Except for Kristan of course.

            "Can we do something else!" they said.  Kristan nodded sadly and shut the movie off. 

            "What do you guys want to do?"

            Before anyone could answer a knock was heard.  Kristan got the door. 

            "What in the name of Bruce Almighty are you guys doing here!" Kristan yelled.

            "We thought we'd crash," Christine cold voice said.

            "Yea!" Josie, the short brace face echoed. 

            "Well your not going to!  Get out!" Kristan slammed the door in their faces.

            "I'm telling Mrs. Houndland!  She'll ground you for life!"  Christine yelled through the door. 

            "Well, I'm screwed, but hey might as well have fun tonite."  All the others nodded in agreement. 

            Amazingly no one kissed that nite; well no one kissed at Kristan's house.  She had a sneaking suspicion that Snitch and Jill had decided to hang around outside the girls' dorms.  Julie said she heard something weird.  Nancy came home the Sunday after the party, talked to Christine, and promptly grounded Kristan until her birthday in November.   

R&R I love all who read and reviewed, shout outs next chap, review again if you want it to be longer!

KR!574N

Random Quote of the Day: 

But it was a flying papaya!-  Van Flyheight from Zoids, a very good anime that was taken off the air not too long ago (grumble, grumble)  That is in an episode about Van screwing cuz he had no breakfast, hence the seeing of a flying papaya.