Hideaki: IT SUCKED.
Shukkit: Well then, I'll just have you go swimming in this place where I caught some nice, big carp once...
Hideaki: *Shudders* I'm so sorry...I'll just sit here and observe....Quietly...
Shukkit: I would just like you to know that when I refer to Malik, I mean Yami Malik, the guy who likes killing people. I'm just too lazy to write "Yami Malik". But I just did...
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Jonu's eyes bugged. There was no way in HELL that Malik could be in their cabin! Jonu looked over at Malik's piece of paper. He shrugged. "Well, ya know, it could always be #6, and you're just holding it upside-down. It's possible, since you ARE sort of a moron..."
Malik forced a smile while thinking of all the ways that he could torture and kill Jonouchi. "Hey, let's just find the cabin, alright?", suggested Ryou.
-1 HOUR LATER-
A log cabin with a large, white #9 on it loomed into view. Ryou clapped his hands together in delight. "Oh wow!", he exclaimed. "We found the cabin!"
Malik rolled his eyes. "Yes, it only took us an hour, and we're right back where we started. Good job, miss.", he remarked snidely.
"Yea, but we found the cabin", Jonu pointed out. He grinned as he saw a look of disgust spread over Malik's face.
Yugi started to walk inside, but Malik shoved him out of the way. He spat and walked in quickly.
Yugi, Jonu, Ryou, and Hiroto poked their heads inside. They saw three bunks... And Seto Kaiba was sitting on top of one. "Hey, Kaiba.", Hiroto shouted. "What are you doing in OUR cabin?"
"The question is not what am I doing in your cabin, but what are you doing in mine, incompetent fools?", said Kaiba with an icy stare. Everyone gaped. Finally, Yugi put two and two together. "Hey, if this is your cabin, and this is also our cabin, that means we're all in the same cabin!!!". He thought for a moment, then added, "I am so proud of myself for figuring that out!". Kaiba rolled his eyes. Malik snickered. Jonu, Ryou, and Hiroto sweatdropped.
Ryou was determined to break the tension. "I've never been camping before. Does anyone know what we're supposed to do now that we've found the cabin?"
"Oooooh, I know!!! Let's go spy on girls taking showers! That is sooo damn fun!!", Jonu yelled.
Malik thwacked Jonu on the head. "We determine where everyone is going to sleep, bakayuro. We are not going to go spy on naked girls now. We'll save that for tomorrow."
Kaiba climbed down from the top bunk he was on. "I vote all of you sleep outside. I need my space."
"Whatever you say man, but I'm sleeping up here.", said Jonu. He pointed to one of the top bunks and climbed into it.
Yugi said, "I want a top bunk, too! Just like Jonu!". Jonu grinned and said, "See, I'm da man. Yugi thinks I'm da man, yo."
"Are you sure about having a top bunk, Yugi?", asked Hiroto. "I don't think you'd be able to get up the ladder. Why don't you sleep under Jonu's bunk?"
Yugi thought for a moment, then agreed. Malik went over to the bottom bunk that didn't have Kaiba above it and said, "This is where I'll sleep."
"No, dammit! Neither Hiroto nor I want you sleeping under us! Sleep on the other bottom bunk!", Ryou shouted. He thought to himself, "Wow, that was really bold of me... I should apologise to Malik, I wasn't brought up to shout like that..." . He looked up and saw that everyone was staring at him. Malik was turning red. Jonu was trying to keep a straight face as he said, "You do know that you just said that out loud, right?". Ryou turned the funny pinkish color of barf with tomatoes in it.
After the akward silence passed, Hiroto went over to Ryou and said, "So I guess we're in the same bunk, huh? Can I sleep on the top?"
Ryou stared at his feet. "I'd like to sleep on the top bunk if that's alright...", he muttered.
"Aw, come on. Let me sleep on the top!"
Ryou's Sennen Ring glowed as his Yami took over. "You WILL give me the top bunk!", Yami no Bakura snarled. "Or I shall whisk your pathetic worthless soul off to the Shadow Realm!"
"Yea...ok... You sleep on the top bunk, then...", Hiroto said timidly.
"Thank you."
Kaiba shook his head and laughed. "Yugi, you have the strangest friends. A puppy dog, his crony, and a schizophrenic. This is going to be one hell of a summer!"
