Shukkit: Like I said, I'm real sorry bout the delay.

Hideaki: She's got tons of excuses.

Shukkit: I prefer the word "explanations"...

Hideaki: Whatever. When do I come into the story?

Shukkit: Either this chapter, the chapter after it, or the chapter after that.

Hideaki: If you keep finishing at this rate, I'll be dead by the time you hit chapter 6.

Shukkit: ... ... ... Oh, Izu-chaaan!!!

Hideaki: Bye.

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Ryou frowned at Seto. "I am not schizophrenic!", he said. "What's that, Yami? You say that I am? That's not true!!!". Yugi and Malik sweatdropped.

Jonu's stomach grumbled. In fact, it didn't just grumble, it sang "La Cucaracha". Hey, I should send that to America's Funniest Videos!", he said.

"You're Japanese, not American, dipshit.", sneered Malik.

"Fine, we'll send in into JAPAN'S funniest videos. HA! ...I'm hungry."

Seto checked his nice, 1,000$ watch. "It's 4:39 and 23 seconds. Dinner is probably in about two hours"

"That's a really neat watch, Kaiba!", said the awe-struck midget otherwise known as Yugi.

"It's 25.864843 degrees Celcius, and I just got an e-mail from Mokuba telling me that he misses me and wants me to come back home."

Hiroto rolled his eyes and said, "Alright, now you're just showing off, dammit.". Kaiba smiled. Ryou looked around. "Why don't we all get to know each other better? We could play I Never or something!", he suggested. Everyone stared at him.

Jonu thought for a bit and said, "Shizuka plays that game at sleepovers with her friends."

Malik snickered. "I've always had my suspicions about you, Ryou."

"Wh-what do you mean?"

"Well, I've always kind of thought you were a bit... Feminine. But that statement proved it."

"What? Proved what?", asked Yugi.

"That Ryou is completely homosexual and there is not a shred of testosterone in him!", concluded Malik happily.

Ryou started crying. "None of you -HIC- like me!!!", he said.

"Correct, because we, unlike you, are straight!", Seto agreed. "And it is now 6:57 and 36 seconds. I'm going to go eat dinner. The rest of you can stay here and discuss Ryou's sexual preferences if you like.". Seto walked out the door. He was shortly followed by Malik. Honda and Jonu got up to leave, but they were stopped by Yugi. "We need to see if Ryou's okay. Then we can go to dinner.". Honda and Jonu rapidly muttered an extreme amount of inappropriate words (Actually, I suppose I could tell you what they said. But I'm lazy).

Yugi went over to Ryou and tried to persuade him to come to dinner. "C'mon, Ryou. Let's go. There will be food. Good food! Tea!! Yes, tea. You like tea, don't you?", he asked. Ryou nodded. "I'll come in a minute. You guys go on. I just need to... You know..."

"Awright, you heard the guy, let's go!", said Jonu. So Honda, Jonu, and Yugi left Ryou brooding on his bunk and went to dinner.

When they arrived at the cafeteria, Yugi saw Anzu sitting with Shizuka, Mai, and Isis. The red-haired boy who Yugi and Ryou had bumped into earlier was sitting at the isolation table, listening to a CD player. Yugi sat down between Anzu and Shizuka. Honda and Jonu went off to look for and empty table.

"So, Yugi.", said Anzu. "Are you having fun?"

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Shukkit: See, Hide-kun? You were in this chapter after all!

Hideaki: *turns up volume on CD player* I hate you.

Shukkit: It seems that guys can have PMS, too. So, everyone... Whadja think? No delays on this chappie, nuh-uh! Sorry, I'm sugar-high.