Shukkit: My internet's down, I can't find my CD player, and my GBA's batteries are dead. Therefore I'm stuck doing this. AGAIN.

Hideaki: ... ... ...Uhhhmmm...No comment.

Shukkit: Whatever. Anyways, Galia, I swear the French will happen, but I'm just writing this as I go along... Bear with it...

Hideaki: *suspicious glare* WHAT FRENCH?

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"Um, I wouldn't call it 'fun', exactly", Yugi muttered. Anzu cast him a curious look and opened her mouth to respond, but a girl came up behind her and hit her on the head. Anzu winced and turned around. "Izumi...I don't believe this...", she said under her breath.

Izumi folded her arms and snapped, "Gimme the keys to the cabin! Preferably while I'm still 15!"

"Your cabin has keys?", Yugi asked Anzu. "There goes Jonu's plan...", he thought.

Izumi hit Anzu again and said, "I have matches. If you don't give me the keys I will light your prissy ass on fire."

"It's not nice to swear!!", Anzu gasped.

"I just issued a death threat that I am tempted to follow through on, and you reprimand me for-what?"

The boy from the Isolation table turned off his CD player, got up and tapped Izumi on the shoulder. "Izumi-chan", he said. "We know you're pyromanic. Go outside."

Izumi tried to punch him, but the boy blocked. They started a stare-off.

Yugi noticed that they both were close to the same height and had red hair. "Wow...Are you two related?", Yugi asked. They both turned to stare at him.

"No way in hell!", shouted Izumi.

"What kind of an idiot are you?", growled the boy.

Izumi stalked out of the hall, seething, and muttering assorted rude things. The red haired boy returned to his table, also seething and muttering assorted rude things.

Anzu picked up her food tray and gave Yugi a look that said, "That was interesting..."

Yugi quickly finished off his hamburger and followed her.

Jonu and Hiroto saw Yugi and Anzu walking together. "They're on a daa-aaate, They're on a daa-aaate!", sang the two... Uh, delinquents.

9:00 PM- CABIN #9...

Yugi, Seto, Jonu, Hiroto, and Ryou were getting ready to go to sleep. Yugi was wearing pink turtle pajamas. Jonu and Hiroto were lying on top of their beds in nothing but boxers. Ryou had gone to change in the bathroom, and Seto planned to sleep in the same outfit he had worn all day. He was too modest to change in front of everyone and too proud to go admit it. Yugi looked around and noticed that one bed was empty. "Hey... You guys... Where's Malik?", he asked.

Hiroto and Jonu dived under the covers in order to suppress their insane giggling.

"Not that I actually CARE about that slimeball or anything", muttered Seto. "But what did do to him?"

Before they got a chance to answer, Ryou walked in, wearing pajamas that had the British flag printed all over them, and said, "Um, Malik is hanging from the camp flagpole, and he isn't very happy. Someone should go get him down. G'night.". Ryou hopped in his bunk and started emitting amazingly fake snores.

"Ryou's right, someone should go down there and help him", Yugi said.

"Nah, he'll be fine."

"Okay then. Goodnight"

2:00 AM- CAMP HQ...

Malik had finally managed to get himself off the flagpole. "Someday", he muttered evily. "Someday I will torture them, kill them, and hang their remains from my kitchen ceiling, along with my Teflon kitchenware!"

He did the Malik-trademarked cackle that you hear at the end of episodes when he's plotting something. Ph33r.

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Hideaki: That was a LAME end of chapter, and I speak on behalf of all readers!

Shukkit: *cough* *cough* Krrrhekkk-ek-ek-ek!

Hideaki: I love when she's got laryngitis and asthma at the same time!

Shukkit: *hack* *hack* *sneeze* *cough* *throttles Hideaki*