I feel like such a bitch, these just keep getting worse.  It's all right, but I just get my inspiration inspired again and Gryffin has Race down in WV.  I guess my new funny muse is Half Naked Mandras!muse  Yumm, Christian Bale.

You know the Disclaimers

No shout-outs this time either, I'll have them up sometime soon.

   Gryffin and Blink were talking after school in the courtyard area.  They were discussing the current situation of the Halloween party that the boys wanted to have.  Blink wasn't sure but he figured that Race and Jack had some alcohol coming from some area of the world.

            "If you guys get caught you'll get kicked out," Gryffin said when he told her.

            "No kiddin' and plus day want ta have da party on da roof," he confided.

            "Yea, and when we all wake up in the morning there's Race laying sprawled on the ground because of idiotic-induced fall off a nine story building.  We'd be on the news, and we'd get rid of Race.  I'm seeing nothing but an upside to this idea," she said.  Blink looked at her horror struck.  "Just kidding." 

            "Now dat ya mention it, I'd have da whole room ta meself," Blink mused before laying his head in Gryffin's lap.  She laughed and laid her head on the tree behind her.  The air was chilled and a coat clad Kristan came running up to them. 

            "Hide me!" she shrieked ducking behind the tree.  Gryffin looked for the reason of her insanity and then saw Dave coming up huffing.

            "Where is she!" he demanded.

            "Why?" they asked.

            "She's convinced Les that I'm a vampire and he's chasing me with a wooden stick and a cross," he told them.  He heard the laugh behind the tree and he stuck his hand around and pulled her out.

            "You have to admit Dave you are a pale boy!  And your teeth are kind of pointed," Kristan said.  Dave stared at her not amused.  Then he felt a hit on his back.  Les had hit him with the stick.  "Run Les!  He'll bit you!"  Les took off in the other direction. 

            "It's people like you who make me unpopular," he said.

            "No Dave, it's people like me that drive you crazy," Kristan whispered before kissing him enough to make him let her go so she could run after Les.

            "Hey Dave, ya hear bout dat party dat Race and dem are having on Halloween?" Blink asked.

            "Yea, I'm going, I'm the designated make sure no one falls off the rook guy," Dave replied.

            "Ok."  Blink closed his eyes and couldn't even imagine the disaster that could happen. 

            On Halloween day school let early so that everyone go do what he or she wanted.  The boys went to set the roof up with the snacks and hide the Mike's and Coors they had gotten.  Kristan went to find her friends.

            "We should go to the party," she said to Jill.

            "Yea we should.  Those guys are stupid enough to get fully drunk, we need to go," she replied.  They got dressed in warm clothes and went to find the others.

            The party was set to begin at 8 and go through the night.  The girls were early by an hour and were dressed for the occasion.  Jill came as a lifeguard, Amanda was a dwarf, Julie was a princess with a knife in the side of her head, Kerri was a biker chick, and Kristan was a dead hooker, complete with leather skirt and boots, Gryffin was there also but she didn't dress up as anything.  They had brought Coke, Pepsi, and water so they didn't have to actually drink if they didn't want too.  Gryffin and Kristan actually went for the Mike's and sat in the lawn chairs the guys had set up the night before. 

            A few minutes later they heard the guys voices coming up the stairs and they saw them come out of the door in great costumes.  Race was a blackjack dealer, mustache and all, Jack was a cowboy (go figure), Blink was Captain Jack Sparrow from Pirates of the Caribbean, Snitch was drowned rat, with a tail, Mush was a biker, and Spot was a dominator, black vest, leather pants, whip, the works.  Kristan couldn't keep herself from drooling. 

            "Hey Mush, Jack, Snitch come here!" Blink called as Race and Spot went over to talk to Kristan, Dave, and Jill. 

            "Yea?" they asked coming where Blink stood, holding Windex, a bucket of gas, and a condom. 

            "We'se gonna give a surprise ta Spot and Race," he smiled wickedly eyeing the other boys.  Jack, Snitch, and Mush laughed and began filling the condom with Windex.  After they did that they put the bucket behind where Spot and Race stood.  Dave looked at them quizzically so Spot and Race turned around Mush threw the condom into the bucket.  An explosion erupted and Spot and Race were covered with random pieces of condom and were blackened in the face.  The whole roof was laughing.  Blink was rolling on the ground, dangerously close to the edge.          

            "Blink watch it!" Dave grabbed his arm and pulled him away. 

            "I'se ok, don't worry," he smiled grabbing a Coors. 

            The party got better.  Around midnight some of the girls wanted to leave, but the boys were just getting started.  They were playing a drinking game that none of the girls knew how to play so they just went along.  Gryffin and Kristan had stopped drinking alcohol after 3 each and were now on water.  All the gusy except Dave had had over 6. 

            "Guys, we should stop now," Julie said when she saw it was 12. 

            "Nah, come on hun, we'se just startin'!" Jack cried grabbing her arm and pulling down. 

            "No Jack," she said trying to pull him up.  Kristan got up to help her but Spot pulled at her.

            "Don't worry goil, we'se aright," he laughed.

            "Spot, shut up," she hissed.  Spot got up and in Kristan's face.

            "What did you say?" he muttered.  Kristan tried to stare him down but she couldn't she looked away.  "Dat's what I thoughts."  Kristan turned and walked back to her house.  Dave got up and followed.  Kristan sat under a tree near the dorm, so she could cheer if Spot got so drunk that he fell off the roof.  Dave sat down and started talking to her.

            "Ok, guys, I'm the authority here, this is enough!" Gryffin exclaimed.  Everyone looked at her, and mostly because they were drunk, they listened to her. 

            In the morning the boys woke up with severe hangovers. 

            "Serves you right," Jill told Snitch when she came to see him.  He moaned and threw up in the trash again.  "You know that's nasty." 

            "Shut up," he muttered before falling back on his bed and rubbing his head.  Race came in and flopped down on his bed.  He drank a lot often so his hangover wasn't as bad as Snitch's. 

            "Come on Snitchy boy, buck up for ya goil!" Race laughed, then grabbed his stomach and rolled onto his bunk. 

            "I just came to ask if you guys wanted to go to Wal-Mart with the rest of us.  We're going to get Kristan gifts, he birthday's in two days," Jill continued.  Snitch rolled over and shook his head.  Race got up and said he'd go. 

            Jill, Amanda, Julie, Kerri, Mush, Spot, Jack, and Race walked into the Wal*Mart and took off in separate directions.  Jill ended up in toys looking through Oliver Wood action figures, remembering when she and Gryffin had asked "Where's Oliver!" and grabbed the figure and while she was there she grabbed the glow-in-the-dark action figure for giggles*. 

            Amanda was looking at copies of the Pirates of the Caribbean soundtrack Kristan loved Orlando Bloom.  She picked it up and went to find the others.  

            Julie was in the books looking at the coloring books for Harry Potter.  She looked all through the pictures until she found the one with Harry hanging off the broomstick with one hand.  She laughed and took that one**.

            Kerri and Mush were getting a joint gift that consisted of Styrofoam cups that would have The Hat of the Fellowship of the Unnamable Book written on them*.

            Spot laughed as he went to health and found some honey-flavored condoms.  (Oh God)

            Jack got Kristan a Rascal Flatts poster and Race grabbed a surprise.

            They met in the middle of the store and decided to have fun.  "Maryann call Health please" the voice on the intercom said. 

            "OH NO THE VOICES!" Jill and Amanda yelled.  Kerri went up to a random man and said:

            "I've always wanted to be a window decoration."  The boys didn't like this idea, it seemed boring and childish, so they went into the bathroom, grabbed extra toilet paper and started playing hacky sack with it.  Soon the whole was playing hacky sack in the middle of house wares.

            "You know, I bet you everyone around thinks we're insane," Julie laughed serving the paper to Race.

            "We ares, so what?" he answered. 

            "Could be worse, we could be cha-chaing throughout the store to Tactical Instinct***," Amanda said.  

            "Tactical Instinct?" Mush questioned.

            "It's a really good song," she said, missing the paper.

            "Kids, you can't play that in here, make your purchases and leave," a security guard said.

            As they made their way out to the car Race showed Julie was he got Kristan.  Him and Amanda were still at each other's throats. 

            "She'll kill you," Julie said after looking in the bag.  The day was getting chilly so Jill turned the heat all the way up in the van. 

            "Yea, well I hope she does," Amanda muttered bitterly.  Race glared at her and put an elbow in her side.  Amanda reached over and pinched him. 

            "Guys, quit it, you'se getting annoyin'!" Spot exclaimed.  "Can ya turn down da heat!  It's a frickin' sauna in here!" 

            "No, I'm cold!" half the van cried.  An all out war erupted from this.  By the time they got back to school none of them were talking to anyone but they're boyfriend/girlfriend. 

            "Hey guys, how was shopping?" Gryffin asked coming to them.

            "Great, I hope they all die next time," Jill smiled and stomped off to her dorm. 

            "Sounds like you guys had fun!" Gryffin said absolutely peppy.  Wonder what her and Blink did while the others were gone.

Kristan approached Spot before her party on Sunday.

            "What do ya wants?" he asked.

            "Um, there's this uh Christmas dance coming up, and I uh, wanted to know if you'd go with me," she said meekly.  Spot stared at her.  She'd never approached him with any kind of dating prospecting before. 

            "Uh, yea, um, sure," for the first time he was speechless. 

            Kristan's party was pretty typical; it involved lots of toilet paper hacky-sacking and Tactical Instinct cha-chaing. 

            Then Race gave his gift. 

            "I hate you," Kristan said picking the dildo out of the bag and throwing it at him. 

            "I knew you'd like it," he said returning the gift to its owner. 

            "Amanda, find some use for this."  Kristan handed it to her with a smirk on her face.  Amanda scowled.



Foot Notes!  *I like Christian Coulson, better known as Tom Riddle in HPCOS and since he's 24 and his action figure glows-in-the-dark I say he's 24 and Glow's-in-the-dark!  After Michael Jackson he's the most amazing person!  (Michael Jackson is the only person in the world who can be born a black man and die a white woman, so that's why he's so amazing)

            **At camp this little girl gave me a picture she colored of Harry hanging off the end of his broomstick and they only showed the very end of the broomstick and before I realized this I asked Julie why Harry was hanging off a dick 50ft. off the ground.

            ***Tactical Instinct is the second great band song this year and you can cha-cha to it and we should around the football field, who wouldn't want to see a marching band cha-chaing on the field?  Anyway

Where's Oliver?

KR!574N

Quote Book of Life- Father- Come tell us about the gluteus

                                Christian Bale- yes, come closer have a better look, invite your friends, everyone's welcome.

            Captain Corelli's Mandolin (he's lying with his but out on the table and the father tells his daughter to tell him about Christian's butt, what is better then that?