Shukkit:"The soul sheds light, and death is its shadow. When the light dims, life and death embrace."

Izumi: *eyeroll* Put the Magic cards away. Only weirdo creepy males are into that. Besides, it's Duel Monsters rival!

Hideaki: Oooh, that's Nantuko Husk, right? Wanna trade for a Morgue Toad?

Shukkit: No. Already have one. I wouldn't exactly call it helpful in a zombie deck. Boo.

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"Help me! I don't know how to swim!". The current pulled Malik downstream at a rapid rate. He was doing a frantic sort of dog paddle to keep from sinking. Which wasn't really working...

Hideaki started running along the bank to make sure he could see Malik. Seto, Jonu, Hiroto, Yugi and Ryou quickly got out of the water and followed.

"You guys! Hurry!", yelled Hideaki. "I've got a hold on his shirt, but he's not concious!"

Hiroto reached Hideaki first and helped him pull Malik out of the water. Hiroto prodded Malik's chest. "Um, I think he's breathing...", he guessed.

Jonu, Seto, and Ryou caught up with Hiroto and Hideaki. Yugi was still running because his legs were so short. Seto folded his arms and said, "Well... Someone needs to give him CPR. I say Hideaki."

"Gyah! Wha- why me?"

"You knocked him into the water", Jonu explained. Hideaki blinked and said, "I dunno how!"

Ryou kneeled down and asked, "Does anyone here know how to give CPR besides me?"

Silence.

"Umm... Okay then... I guess I'll give him CPR...", Ryou said hesitantly. He pinched Malik's nose and breathed into his mouth.

[Author's Note: I'm sorry, I've never actually seen someone do CPR... But... Still...]

Malik slowly returned to conciousness, however he couldn't see his surroundings quite clearly... "Wha...?", he thought. "There's a... A woman... Kissing me? And... She's so sexy..." He started to return the "woman's" kiss, but then he opened his eyes. A very confused and violated Ryou was staring at him.

Malik jumped up and yelled, "HOLY FUCK!!! YOU FRENCHED ME, YA FUCKIN' FAG! OH MY GOD!"

Yugi tried to console Ryou. Seto was covering his eyes. Hideaki, Jonu, and Hiroto snuck back to the cabin where they could giggle insanely and rehash without anyone telling them that they were insensitive.

"Oh my GOD!!! I got KISSED by a FAGGOT!!!", Malik screeched.

Seto (who hadn't removed his hand) said to both Ryou and Malik, "Well, at least it wasn't your first kiss, right? So it doesn't count."

Ryou's lip quivered. "B-but... It was my first kiss...", he wailed quietly.

Seto turned to Malik. "F-fuck...M...Mine too...", Malik admitted.

Seto and Yugi both turned red to keep from laughing. "Well... Let's... Ah, go back to the...Heh... Cabin then, shall we?", suggested Yugi. Ryou nodded.

Jonu, Hiroto, and Hideaki immediately stopped laughing as their four cabin mates, two of them very red, entered cabin #9. There was an audible sound of Hiroto's rib cracking as he kept from laughing. Malik stomped over to his bunk and flopped onto it. "I'm skipping lunch...", he moaned into his sleeping bag.

Ryou climbed onto his bunk and assumed the fetal position. "Me too.", he cried. Hideaki grimaced and said, "You know, I don't want to offend either of you, honestly, I don't, but..." he trailed off and suddenly became fascinated with the cast on his arm. Jonu took a deep breath and continued for Hideaki. "What he means is... Um... Maybe it's not really safe to leave you two in here alone..."

Not the right thing to say...

SAME TIME, IN CABIN #23...

Anzu's and friends were getting ready to go to lunch when they heard something explode. "What was that?", Shizuka asked, frightened.

Anzu looked panicky. "It sounded like it came from Yugi's cabin! We have to go see!"

Isis closed her eyes and said, "I think it would be best if we just went to lunch".

"The weirdo Pakistani lady's right", agreed Izumi.

"I'M EGYPTIAN, NOT PAKISTANI!"

"Whatever, bitch."

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Shukkit: On second thought... Gimme that Morgue Toad, we'll see if we can get Malik to have s-

Izumi: Keep the fic PG-13, please.

Hideaki: *Audible sound of rib cage cracking*

Shukkit and Izumi: *Audible sound of brain exploding*