Disclaimer: All the things in this story are not mine, except maybe the plot. Everything else belongs to J.K. Rowling. Hogwarts, and all related topics characters and things and all Harry Potter elements are Rowling's. Dickies belong to Dickies Company or whatever. Chucks belong to.um.Converse I think, I'm talking about Chuck Taylors here. Someone else owns Jack Daniels, not me.

READ THIS NOW!!!! This is an explanation for the beginning of Chapter one. Harry was just very angry. He's not really going to kill Vernon or Dumbledore. You will notice as the story continues that anger is Harry's way of dealing with Sirius's death. He seemed rather angry in OotP I just continued with that but made it so he was actually going to do something about it. I didn't want to write any sulky, crybaby stories.

E.W. - Thanks a lot.

Harry Potter and the Quest for Vengeance

Chapter 2

Several hours later Harry and Vernon returned home in a new £95,440 Mercedes Benz SL 600.

They unloaded several bags of new clothing for Harry, which included several suits. Uncle Vernon had convinced him that with the most money in the world he would need to dress like it.

Harry took all the bags upstairs, changed into some of his new clothes then took all Dudley's old clothes and threw in the garbage. Feeling refreshed and comfortable for once he went to see his Uncle Vernon.

Down in the living room Vernon and Petunia were watching some dumb game show on TV.

"Uncle Vernon, could you teach me how to drive?" Petunia looked shocked that Harry would even make such a suggestion. Vernon however. "Yeah alright, tomorrow's Sunday we can start then. Not in the new car mind." Harry grinned. "Alright then."

As Harry made his way upstairs he heard his Aunt Petunia begin to pester his Uncle Vernon about what was going on. Harry laughed then went into his room to study Muggle Martial Arts by Jet Li.

The next day Harry awoke early. He got dressed in some new shorts, boxers and a singlet. Putting on some new cross trainers he went downstairs and out the door for a run. After 1.5km Harry stopped, turned then went back. When he got back he saw that it had been 30 minutes since he had started. He grabbed a drink of water then went downstairs to Dudley's workout room in the basement. He decided to start off with the bench press. There were already some weights on the bar. He had a look and saw that it was 65kg. He lay down on the bench, put his hands on the bar and pushed with all his might. Strained, struggled and got absolutely nowhere.

"Hahahaha"

Harry looked up and saw Dudley standing at the bottom of the stairs with a big grin on his face. Harry sat up and glared at Dudley, but Dudley just laughed again. "You idiot. What are doing? You can't start off with that much straight away." He came over and took off some of the weights. Now it was only 15kg.

"Alright, try again."

Harry put his arms on the bar again and lifted. This time he got the bar up. He moved it away from the holders and lowered it to his chest. He could feel a burning in his arms. He wanted to drop the stupid thing right then and there. Why was he doing this to himself?

"Come on Harry, lift it up, right up, you can do it." He lifted it up and then put it back on the holders.

"Harry, no offence, but that was pathetic!" He started laughing again and Harry glared up at his face. "Shut up." Dudley kept laughing but slowed down. "Alright, alright, here you should start off with these."

Dudley bet down and picked up two small dumbbells. They were 5kg each. Harry looked at them disdainfully but took them from Dudley.

"Try as many repetitions as you can this first time, then we'll build from there." So Harry started lifting the dumbbells. Up and down and up and down, over and over Harry lifted them. While he was doing this Dudley had put the bigger bar back to 65kg then he lay down and went to work. When Harry had reached 43 he dropped the weights. His arms were burning with pain. He sat down on the floor to rest. "That was good Harry. Tonight we'll do some more, alright?"

Harry looked at Dudley quizzically. "Why are you helping Dud?" Dudley just looked at him and in a voice that made it seem the most obvious thin gin the world he said, "You gotta save the world, don't ya, figured I'd help you out."

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"Harry come on, man. Let's go already, stop playing with your hair!" That was Dudley. Harry looked in the mirror one last time at his spiky hair. Satisfied that it was perfect he put on his black chucks and ran downstairs. Harry had changed over the past couple of weeks. His arms were thick with muscle, he had even, to his own surprise, developed a six- pack. It was faint and not fully developed but he could still make it out in the mirror. He had also grown taller, now at 6 foot 2, he towered over his Uncle Vernon. His driving lessons were going good and his Uncle was going to take him for the test in a few days. He and Dudley were still working out together; they increased the amount Harry was lifting to 25kg on the bench press and 30kg with the dumbbells.

Harry went out the door to meet up with Dudley. Recently they had been going to a nearby basketball court to play and also to 'scope the chicks' as Dudley called it.

They made their way to the court and spent some time shooting around before having a game of one-on-one. When they were about half way through their game (9-7 in Harry's favour) a group of guys arrived at the court. Harry looked them over and saw what was obviously the leader come over to them.

"Yo, Big D how's it?" The leader and Dudley slapped hands as Harry watched.

"Yo Eddie, it's sweet. How's yous?" "Man we cool just came down for a game. Not much else to do."

"True, true. Well we'll join ya." Harry watched as Eddie called over his crew. Harry surveyed them carefully. They all looked like regular teenage guys. Several carried basketballs while others had skateboards.

"Guys this is my cousin Harry." A chorus of 'sup's greeted him and he bobbed his head in reply.

"Alright then," said Eddie, "let's play ball."

They spent several hours playing five-on-five before Harry and Dudley announced they had to 'gap it'.

"Alright guys, back we're going to a party tonight so I'll come pick yous up alright." Dudley nodded and with a chorus of 'later's he and Dudley left.

As they walked along Harry looked at Dudley quizzically before speaking. "Party?" "Yeah why not? Chicks and Drinks and loud music, sweet as."

Harry was still a bit confused. "But what's the party for?" "What do you mean, it's just a party." "Yeah but at school we only had parties to celebrate stuff, like winning the Qudditch cup or something."

Dudley looked at Harry doubtfully for a second. "You mean to say you guys just don't have parties for the sake of it? How fucking boring. What do you do for fun then?"

Harry thought for a moment then realised they never actually did anything all that fun besides play quidditch, or chess or something. "You know what, pretty much nothing."

Dudley laughed out loud. "Oh man, you guys suck, but you're gonna love this."

Several hours later found Harry nervously deciding on what to wear while Dudley laughed at him.

"Come on, what are you? A girl?" Harry finally decided on a baggy pair of black Dickies shorts and a blue button up shirt. He also wore his blue chucks rather than the black ones.

"About bloody time."

As they went downstairs they heard the doorbell. "That must be him then." Said Dudley as raced off to answer the door. Harry however continued to wander down leisurely until.

"Hey Harry! Someone's here for you!" Wondering who it could be, Harry lightly fingered his wand in his pocket (he never went anywhere with out it) and made his way to the door.

"Hey Harry, I'm ready to party!"

There was a strange girl standing in the doorway he studied for a bit. She had long, bright pink hair that came to her shoulders. She was wearing a very, very tight, very small boob tube and very, very tight jeans. The strange part about her was her eyes. They were also bright pink.

"Nymphadora?" he asked wondering if this was a Death Eater. The strange girl frowned at him. "Harry you know I hate that name."

"Sorry Tonks I just had to make sure." "Alright then." Then she made a show of looking Harry over then purred.

"MMM Mmm, Harry you look absolutely delicious." Harry merely grinned at her then gave her lustful look.

"So do you." He whispered, looking into her eyes. She became very flustered at this before she snapped out of it.

"Uh right," she said looking rather wistful "anyway, where's this party we're going to?" Harry invited her in and they sat down at the kitchen table. ("Dudley, Tonks; Tonks, Dudley")

"We, what party are you going to?" She looked at him indignantly. "Come on Harry, I wanna party, Eddie and his 'boys' remember?" Harry began to fume. He couldn't believe they interfering in his life again.

"Did Dumbledore put you up to this?" "No, no, it's just that I'm on patrol today and I heard Eddie at the basketball court and figured I'd have some fun tonight. It's either that or I Dumbledore and you don't go." Harry gaped openly at her.

"So I'm being followed around again, everyone knows what's been going with me?" he asked incredulously

"Not really, we're supposed pretty far back from you. Dumbledore reckons you need a bit of privacy." Harry believed this explanation. "But we have noticed some rather large purchases made by you and Dumbledore mentioned that he was no longer receiving your monthly bank statement. At first we thought something fishy was going on but you seemed alright so Dumbledore said to just leave it."

"Damn right he should leave it. I can't believe some of the things he tries to do. God dammit!"

Tonks just watched him for a while and Dudley just struggled to try and follow the conversation. Suddenly realisation dawned on Harry.

"If you guys are space to give me space and keep back, how do you know about the party?"

Tonks struggled for a bit, she looked like she was trying to think of an answer. She sighed. "Alright, I.I was.I was trying to good get a good look at your arse." Harry and Dudley both gaped. Their jaw dropped and their eyes bugged out.

Suddenly she burst out laughing.

"Gotcha! You should have seen you guys faces!" Harry frowned at her. "Alright I wasn't sure if Eddie or any of his 'boys' were Death Eaters. Plus you were all sweaty and I really did wanna good look at your arse."

Harry considered her for a moment then realised she was telling the truth. He blushed a bit before he replied. "Well if you are coming with us to the party maybe I'll get to repay the favour."

Now it was Tonks' turn to blush. Harry merely grinned. Suddenly the doorbell rang and Dudley got up to get it. He had a few words with the person at the door before he called to Harry. "Yo Harry let's outty!"

Harry and Tonks made their way to the door and Harry got his dark blue baseball cap off the hook in the hallway. He put it on forwards, though a little crookedly and he led Tonks over to Dudley and Eddie. Introductions were made and Tonks became a girl from Harry's school. Then they all piled into Eddie's car and sped off.

Several hours and several bottles of Jack Daniels later found a severely intoxicated Harry, Tonks, Dudley and Melinda (Dudley's new girl of the month) wandering along Privet Drive. They were all laughing hysterically at nothing in particular as they stumbled up to Number 4. Dudley made a big show of telling everyone to ssshhhh before he got his key out and struggled to open the door. They all burst out laughing and Dudley attempted to ssshhhh them again.

When they finally got the door open they tried, unsuccessfully, to make their way upstairs quietly. They continued to burst out laughing at almost anything (though in Tonks' and Melinda's cases it was considered giggling) that happened on the way. When they passed Dudley's door Melinda went in while Tonks and Harry made to carry on.

Dudley pulled Harry back and handed him several packets of condoms. He looked at Harry devilishly for a second before they burst out laughing. Dudley slapped him on the back. "Good luck." He whispered before he winked then crept into his own room and shut the door. Harry tried to stop laughing as he made his way into his room.

Suddenly the door was shut behind him and Tonks whispered a locking charm. Then she purred again and pushed Harry onto the bed.

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