Izumi: Give Shukkit her Eminem CD. At least SHE has the decency not to sing those disgusting songs...
Shukkit: So you can suck my dick if you don't like my shit. Cuz I was high when I wrote this, so suck my dick... Somehow, it only works when guys sing that...
Izumi: *dwik* Guuuuh. YUCKY!
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Hideaki, Jonu, Yugi, Hiroto, and Seto entered cabin #9 after dinner, very relieved to find that both remaining cabin mates were asleep.
"So," Jonu started. "Do you think that kiss was actually an accident?"
Seto opened his mouth to say something, but Malik let out a snore so loud it was impossible for anyone to believe it was real.
"Well then... Goodnight...", said a very perturbed Seto.
Yugi pointed to the six beds. "Where's Hideaki gonna sleep? There aren't enough beds."
"That's okay, I'll sleep on the floor. I like floors."
"No, I'll sleep on the floor, you can take my bunk.", Yugi insisted, shaking his head.
"Naaaw. Floors are cool. Beds suck, man." Hideaki grinned.
"C'mon, really. It's okay!"
"I am sleeping. On the fuckin'. Floor."
Yugi nodded, and everyone started getting ready for bed. Seto stared at Hideaki and asked, "Don't you wear pajamas?", for he was sitting on the floor, rummaging through his black and purple duffel bag, looking for his CD player. He looked up and replied, "Pajamas? Pajamas-"
Hiroto held up a hand and said, "Wait. Let me guess: you think pj's suck too." Hideaki nodded as he tried to stick headphones over his ears with one hand.
CABIN #9, 5:00 AM...
Jonu woke up to find a face looming over him. "AAaaAAaaHH!", he screeched.
The looming face of doom covered its ears. "For Chrissakes, dude, shut up. It's me, Hideaki." Jonu blinked a few times and muttered, "Why are you... Here.... Instead of, like... Over there?" His voice was thick from sleepiness. "I hover.", Hideaki explained. "It's what I do when I have insomnia. I have insomnia every night because of my Ritalin." He nodded.
Hiroto pushed him away and muttered, "G'way. Come back in three hours."
9:30 AM...
"See, it all makes sense, doesn't it?
You and your husband have a fight
One of you tries to grab a knife,
and in the struggle, he accidentally gets his adam's apple sliced!
And while this is going on, your son wakes up and he walks in.
You panic and he gets his throat cut and now they're both dead
and you slash your own throat, so now it's double homicide
and suicide- with no note."
Yugi heard Hideaki humming to a song that was blaring from his CD player. His eyes were open wide as if he was staring at something that only he could see.
"Nice song, isn't it?", Seto snapped. "He's had it the CD repeat for two hours."
Yugi looked around and asked, "Where's everyone else?"
"Four people from each cabin had to go up to the office. You were asleep, I refused, and no one can get through to Hideaki because he overdosed on Ritalin."
"When I was just a little baby boy my momma used tell me these crazy things;
she used to tell me my daddy was an evil man; she used to tell me he hated me.
Then I got a little bit older and I realized she was the crazy one.
There was nothing I could do or say to try and change it; that's just the way she was."
Yugi quirked his eyebrows. "Oh my."
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Shukkit: Ah, the angst.
