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Hideaki tapped his feet a few times, stared at his beer bottle, and hummed a few notes of who knows what. Crawford cleared his throat and said, "Would you please start?"
"Yea," Malik croaked, "before I lose conciousness would be preferred..."
Hideaki snapped his head up and apologized, sounding extremely nervous. "Oh... Sorry... This is my love song... It goes like this..."
Hiroto and Jonu glanced at each other, all but cracking up.
Hideaki ignored them and continued, but in a much stronger voice, yet still holding on to his empty beer bottle:
"Back when Mark Walter was Marky Mark,
This is how we used to make the parties start:
We used to mix in with Bacardi Dark
And when it kicks in you can hardly talk.
And by the sixth gin you're gonna probably crawl
And you'll be sick then and you'll probably barf
And my prediction is you're gonna probably fall
Either somewhere near the lobby or the hallway wall.
And everything's spinnin', you're beginnin' to think
women are swimmin' in pink linen
Again in the sink, then in a couple o' minutes
That bottle of Guiness is finished.
You are now allowed to officially slap bitches.
You have the right to remain violent and start a fight
with the guy who was smart-eyein' you.
Get a new car and start drivin' over the island and cause a forty-two car pileup.
Earth calling, pilot to co-pilot:
Looking for life on this planet, sir,
No sign of it
All I can see is a bunch of smoke flying
And I'm so high that I might die if I go by it!
Let me out of this place! I'm out of place
I'm in outer space- I've just vanished without a trace
I'm going to a pretty place now, where the flowers grow
I'll be back in an hour or so...
Cause every time I go to try to leave
Some bitch is pullin' on my sleeve
I don't want to but I've gotta stay
These drugs have really got a hold on me.
Cause every time I try to tell 'em no
They won't let me ever let 'em go
I'm gonna say all I gotta say
These drugs have really got a hold on me.
In third grade all I used to do
was sniff glue through a tube and play Rubik's Cube
Seventeen years later I'm as rude as Jude
Scheming on the first chick with the hugest boobs
I got no game and every face looks the same
They got no name, so I don't need a game to play
I just say whatever I want to whoever I want
Whenever I want, where ever I want, however I want!
However, I do show some respect to a few
This ecstasy has got me sittin' next to you,
Getting sentimental as fuck, spilling my guts to you
We just met, but I think I'm in love with you
But you're on it too so you tell me you love me too
Wake up in the morning, like 'WHAT THE FUCK DID WE DO?!
I gotta go, bitch, you know I've got stuff to do
Cause if I get caught cheating, then I'm stuck with you!'
But in the long run, these drugs are probably
gonna catch up sooner or later
But fuck it, we're young once so let's enjoy
Let the X destroy your spinal cord so that it's not a straight line no more
So we walk around looking like some wind up toys
Shit sticking outta our backs like a dinosaur
Shit, six hits won't even get me high no more
So bye for now, I'm off to try and find some more
Cause every time I go to try to leave
Some bitch is pullin' on my sleeve
I don't want to but I've gotta stay
These drugs have really got a hold on me.
Cause every time I try to tell 'em no
They won't let me ever let 'em go
I'm gonna say all I gotta say
These drugs have really got a hold on me."
By now, Crawford looked like something (a demon, perhaps) had a hold on him. Hideaki payed absolutely no notice. He continued, occasionally blowing in his Miller Light bottle, which created a strange hooting sound.
(Hoo-oo) "That's the sound of a bottle when it's hollow
when you swallow it all, wallow and drown in your sorrow" (Hoo-oo)
"And tomorrow you're probably gonna want to do it again
What's a little spinal fluid between you and a friend?
Screw it, and what's a little bit of alcohol poisoning?
And what's a little fight? Tomorrow you'll be boys again
It's your life, live it however you want to
Marijuana is everywhere, where were you brought up?
It doesn't matter as long as you get where you're going
Cause of this shit is gonna mean shit where we're going
They tell you to stop, but you just sit there ignoring
Even though you wake up feeling like shit every morning
But you're young, you've got a lot of drugs to do,
Girls to screw, parties to crash, sucks to be you!
If I could take it all back now, I wouldn't.
I would have done more shit than people said that I shouldn't!
But I'm all grown up now and upgraded and graduated
To better drugs (they're updated)
But I've still got a lot of growing up to do
I've still got a whole of throwing up to spew!
But when it's all said and done I'll be forty before I know it
with a .40 on the porch tellin' stories
With a bottle of jack and two grandkids in my lap
Babysitting for Haley while Haley's out gettin' smacked!
Cause every time I go to try to leave
Some bitch is pullin' on my sleeve
I don't want to but I've gotta stay
These drugs have really got a hold on me.
Cause every time I try to tell 'em no
They won't let me ever let 'em go
I'm gonna say all I gotta say
These drugs have really got a hold on me.
Cause every time I go to try to leave
Some bitch is pullin' on my sleeve
I don't want to but I've gotta stay
These drugs have really got a hold on me.
Cause every time I try to tell 'em no
They won't let me ever let 'em go
I'm gonna say all I gotta say
These drugs have really got a hold on me."
Hideaki ended his interesting little rap song, and everyone was silent for a moment. Then four things happened at once. Crawford starting yelling at his security guards, his guards dropped Malik (who was choking) and dove for Hideaki, Jonu and Hiroto started clapping, and Hideaki started yelling something illegible (and probably exceedingly profane) and giving everyone the finger.
Once said guards had seized Hideaki, Crawford smiled and said, "Take him away and put him somewhere. Preferably a wooden box." He turned to the remaining cabin members and added, "You may return to your cabin, now that you are freed of that inebrieated monstrosity. And please remember to take his luggage when you leave on the bus."
"You're going to let him go home?" asked Malik.
"He's sure as hell not staying here. Now go away."
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Shukkit: I never want to hear that song again.
Hideaki: I need a potty break.
Shukkit: Go.*falls alseep*
