Goddess Lyra of the Muffins: *is reading* Nyeeeer.... Mind?
Shukkit: Kay, thanks! *hauls Lyra off to void with Hideaki and Izumi*
Izumi: 'zzat?
Shukkit: Everyone, this is Goddess Lyra of the Muffins. Very good writer, she be (HINT: CHECK OUT HER WRITING). Anyway... I swear on Lyra's life/virginity that I sincerely meant to put chappie 10 and 11 up at the same time.
Lyra: Wait... Why do you get to swear on MY life and, more importantly, MY virginity?!
Hideaki: Come on, everyone knows Shukkit's life is absolutely worthless!
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The original six occupants (and remaining) of Cabin #9 returned to their cabin, venturing about Hideaki's fate.
"Do you think Crawford really put him in a box?" Ryou enquired. "That's an awful thing to do!" His remarks earned him wary looks from Kaiba, who was neatly folding his clothes.
Yugi patted him on the pack and said, "It's okay, Ryou. I'm absolutely sure that Hideaki probably might be in one piece."
Malik cackled and kicked Hideaki's blue duffel bag. "Pah! I know what happened... Crawford took Hideaki down to his secret torture champering and chained him to the wall 'n' tore alllllll his clothes off and started giving him a blow job 'n' Hideaki's all like, 'Faster! Faster! Suck it!' 'n' Crawford gets out a tazer 'n' starts tazering him and Hideaki's all like, "Aaah! ZZZZZT! AAAH! ZZZZZT" 'n' then Crawford butt-rapes him 'n' brainwashes him into thinking his soul was sent to the Shadow Realm or some shit, 'n'... Yep.... That's all..." Yugi and Ryou were positively quivering, due to the fact that their innocence (which they previously had in great multitudes) had been completely stripped away in a space of about thirteen seconds. (A/N: Hmm, now where did I get that? Could it be that game of CORNERS that you played in my house on August sixteenth, 2003?!? *prods friends* Ahem...)
As for Kaiba's reaction, well...
If you've never played ATV2: Offroad Fury, it can hardly be described: there really isn't anything quite like seeing a shitty Ravage Talon hit a moving cement mixer. The rider goes flying, and contorts into some painful positions at random intervals, and the ATV just goes into orbit... Somewhere...?
I really don't think anything else needs to be said...
As Yugi watched Malik go flying, an idea hit him (musta been painful for the little guy). "Aren't there usually fun activities on the last day of camp?" he asked.
Hiroto rolled his eyes and explained, "Yugi, look at it this way: over the last two weeks, we've hung Malik from a flagpole, watched him nearly drown, watched him french Ryou, and we just witnessed Kaiba sending him into orbit. What more fun do we need?"
Kaiba arched an eyebrow, but otherwise ignored him. "Listen, Yugi, I don't think I can stand any more of you or your defective cheerleaders, so I'm going home by jet." He picked up his breifcase and walked out, his trenchcoat billowing.
Jonu poked his head outside and looked around. "How can he do that?" he asked. "HOW?!"
"Do what?"
"The trenchcoat billow! There's no wind! NO WIND!!"
Outside, Crawford picked up a large megaphone with Funny Bunnyª on it, and shouted, "The bus is leaving in FIVE MINUTES. Anyone left beyond will NOT get any of my tea and crumpets!" Jonu and Hiroto were instantaneously propelled foward at the thought of being...
Crumpet-less...
"Bye, Yugi!"
"Yea, see you at school or something!"
They rushed out the door as fast as two hungry guys with large bags could run.
Ryou finished packing next, and helped Yugi shove all his hair gel into his suitcase.
"I'll get Hideaki's bag," Ryou said, pointing to the previously neglected blue duffel bag. "Seeing as your own suitcase is bigger than you..."
Yugi nodded and started tugging said suitcase outside towards the bus.
After Ryou and Yugi wedged their luggage into the back of the bus, they entered, only to find that there were only two seats left- and Malik was occupying one of them.
"Wow!" exclaimed Ryou. "I thought you were terminally sent into orbit!"
Malik said nothing. Instead, he glared and pointed at the ceiling of the bus, which had a Malik-sized and Malik-shaped hole in it.
Yugi raised his eyebrows and scrunched closer to Ryou, not wanting to be near the first person involuntarily sent in sent into space...
The twenty-hour bus ride home had begun...
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Shukkit: Nyeeer... Woulda had it up this morning, but we ended up in San Dimas... And I didn't even see Nerdspy...
Izumi: Isn't it sorta of WRONG, talking to an 18-year-old guy on Valentine's Day?
Hideaki: How do you KNOW he's 18? And-
Shukkit: Oh, shut up. Nyeeeer. *grabs Lyra* I need to talk to you, but my email isn't working. If you're reading this on 8/15, call me at my dad's. If it's on 8/16, my mum's. If it's after 8/16, dun bother.
