The Republic Army's Manual of Prostitution
for Commanders of
Covert Operations Units

(Or, Why Pimpin' IS Easy
In Star Wars the
Role Playing Game)

This volume is dedicated to the finest pimp I know-
Goombah Menudo-who prostituted my character for
a ticket upgrade from third class to second.

DISCLAIMER

This manual was written strictly as a work of parody. I own no part of Star Wars, Star Wars the RPG, George Lucas, LucasFilms, blah blah biddy blah. I am waiting to see if I take the top bid on an Ebay auction for Ewan McGregor though. Anyway, I probably will never see a penny off this Manual, which is not to say that I won't try.

There is not and probably won't be a manual for prostitution skills, referred to herein as "Do the Universe". It's a joke, people.

With apologies to Rosie O'Donnell, and the sheep.

With absolutely no apologies to Goombah Menudo or my GM, who created this whole mess to start with, the bastards.

Table of Contents

Foreword

1. How Can I Use Prostitution In My Campaign?

2. Can I Really Order Anyone to Take One for the Team and What
About Dark Side Points?

3. Specialization Skills for Prostitution

4. Rolling the John

5. A Word About Law Enforcement

Foreword

Greetings, Commander! You've gotten yourself this manual either because your unit is hard up for funds, intelligence, favors OR you're bored off your ass. Whatever situation you find yourself in, prostituting your team members can be an excellent source of income, intelligence, and entertainment. Prostitution has also been found to be somewhat effective as a disciplinary tool, although you do find the occasional nutbar who enjoys it. In that case, however, you should merely enjoy the profits your eager beaver can rake in.

The author recognizes that there are both female and male prostitutes, and would encourage any commander to make full use of both genders and all species where applicable. However, for purposes of simplicity, whenever this manual refers to a prostitute as other than a bitch or ho, the pronouns 'she' or 'her' will be used.

We hope that the following manual will provide you with a basic understanding of the necessary skills needed for and the situations in which you might use prostitution. And above all else, remember to have fun doing it!