Chapter 1

How Can I Use Prostitution In My Campaign?

Sex makes the world go round, boys and girls. We all know this. Since the first female being crawled out of the primordial ooze and went into heat around the first male being, sex has controlled everything we do. Men kill for it. Women use it. Governments topple, Nations war, Empires collapse... all because of sex. By the same token, since the first male had his first orgasm and the first female realized she then owned said male, cultures have known that sex is a powerful tool. Most cultures have sought to control this tool to their advantage by attempting to govern it. Power hungry males telling whole societies of sex hungry males that they can't have sex almost immediately created what we now know as Prostitution.

Prostitution (noun) is defined in the Official Unabridged Dictionary of the Republic Government as being 1. the act or practice of indulging in promiscuous sexual relations especially for money; or 2. the state of being prostituted. Prostitution is defined by Stoatie Cherrytown, notorious pimp, as being "What my bitches be doin' to get me my scrill on."

The Universe is a big place, which you (as a hardened and experienced veteran of space travel) already know. Not all of the planets in this Universe are controlled by or welcome the Republic and its soldiers. Additionally, as a covert military operation, you haven't exactly been authorized by your superiors to just walk up to the counter of the local bank of whatever planet you are on and negotiate a credit transfer. No, you are expected to be resourceful and provide for yourself and your team members in an expert manner.

Short on funds? Pimp your stable out at lunchtime on payday in the local business district for some quick credits. Can't gather intelligence successfully and have no favors to burn? Catching the local politicians in compromising positions is a time honored use of prostitution. Haven't got the battle and stealth skills in your team to successfully remove that unit of stormtroopers from their posts so you can infiltrate the base? That's right! Distract them with a ho! Prostitution is as useful to you as your imagination can make it.

Having difficulties with a team member? Can't get her to toe the line no matter how many times she gets ordered to service the ship's personal sanitation devices? Why not consider prostitution? Next time, before you waste good credits on a bribe, consider trading her sexual services instead. It will take your little rebel a good long while to get the bitter taste of insubordination out of her mouth.