Devil's Sanctuary (Through Hell and Back for More)

Disclaimer: I don't own anything that carries a trademark or copyright.

Warning: Swearing, vulgarity

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Bakura, wake up Ryou said softly as he turned off the tv.

Bakura opened his eyes slowly and groaned. He shifted around uncomfortibly on the

makeshift bed he'd created on the floor infront of the television.

Ryou? What time is it?

Ryou looked up at the clock on the wall.

A little after 6, wanna head up to bed with Tany and I?

Bakura let out a big yawn and sat up.

Yeah, I suppose so.

Bakura sat up and slowly got to his feet. As he did, the jacket he was using to cover

himself fell to the floor.

Let me get that for you Ryou offered. As he picked up the leather jacket, something fell

out of the inside pocket. Ryou picked it up without taking into consideration what it was,

and stuffed it into his own pocket. He than lead a groggy Bakura up to the room they

were staying in and helped him into bed.

Ryou was so tired he collapsed onto the bed next to Bakura, where rays of the newly risen

sun gleaming through the window danced around on the bedspread.

Tany walked in minutes later and smiled at the sight before her.

Without a moments hesitation, Tany slipped under the covers and joined Ryou and Bakura

in dreamland.

***

Marik wasn't sure what he should do. Running down the hall and hiding was an option,

but shying away from things wasn't in his nature. Against his better judgement, Marik

stepped inside the room and closed the door.

Hayward took one look at Marik and Malik standing next to each other and cleared his

throat.

What do we have here? Two Marik Ishtars?

There was no way to explain the truth about Malik, so Marik just shrugged.

Sorry to interrupt your show, this dumbass is my evil twin

Hayward looked like he believed Marik and invited them to join them on the air.

He handed the peculiar Ishtar duo both a pair of headphones only seconds before they had

to go on the air again.

Welcome back eveybody. During the break, we had two VERY unexpected guests arrive

here in the KSEC studios. I'd like to welcome Marik Ishtar, and his evil twin

brother....what was your name?

Malik leaned over and started to speak into the microphone infront of him, only to be

abruptly cut off by Caroline.

How about she scoffed.

An expression of pain crossed over Maliks face. He was about to say something back, but

Marik interrupted him.

Just call him Malik

Well Malik, and Marik, welcome to the Hayward Snow show. As you all know, Marik

Ishtar is the lead singer for the band Trial by Nightmare. If I'm not mistaken, Trial by

Nightmare's tour kicks off a week from tonight right here in Los Angeles, and tonight is

the record release party. Welcome to the show guys.

Marik spoke clearly into the microphone.

Can I talk to Caroline.......alone? Malik ask without thinking.

Hayward shook his head.

Sorry Malik, when we're on the air, there's no secrets allowed. Is there something you

want to say to her?

Yeah, but I'm not telling you! Malik sneered.

An evil grin spread across Haywards face.

*****

Duke turned up the stereo in the livingroom of the Ishtar home as Yugi walked

in carrying two mugs of hot cocoa.

Here ya go Duke, with marshmellows, just like you ask for.

Duke took the mug of steamy liquid from Yugi's hands and smiled.

Thanks man. Hey, you really gotta hear this shit. Marik and Malik walked in on that radio

show, and now the deejay is grilling them!

Sounds interesting, turn it up a little! Yugi nodded eagerly.

*****

You let Marik take the blame for you're screw ups? How rude! Lynnie Phillips

sneered at Malik.

Girl, ya need to kick his ass on out of that house Nikki Kaye added.

I wish I could, but kicking him out isn't possible. Caroline replied.

If Malik is causing problems in your relationship with Marik, I don't see why you let him

stay with you. Rennea Robbins chimed in.

Hey! Watch it lady, unless you want to end up in the Shadow Realm! Malik hissed.

Marik smacked him on the arm before he could say anything else.

Ipzay ouryay ipslay, dumbass!

Malik scratched his head and looked at Marik.

What the fuck language is that? It certainly isn't Egyptian!

Caroline rolled her eyes,

He told you to shut the fuck up dumbass!

Malik stuck out his bottom lip and pouted.

Hayward was loving every minute of this.

I see our studio lines are buzzing with callers, how about we talk to a few of them.

Hayward pressed a button.

Hello, your on the Hayward Snow show. With whom am I speaking to?

Laurie Ann from Van Nuys the caller replied in a sweet sounding voice.

Hey Laurie Ann, do you have a question for any of our guests today?

Uh, yeah, I have a question for Marik.

Go right ahead and ask him honey Hayward grinned.

the caller ask.

Yes Laurie Ann? Marik replied smoothly.

I'm gonna be at your record release party tonight, can you get me and my friends

backstage?

Marik began to laugh.

Well Laurie Ann, how about this. I'll see what I can do for you. The person in charge of

that stuff isn't availible right now, but I'll be seeing her after I leave here. I'll tell her to

look for a Laurie Ann tonight, is that okay?

The girl on the other end let out a high pitched squeal that could have broken mirrors for

miles around.

Like OH MY GOD! This is SO cool! Thank you! I love you Marik!the caller exclaimed.

Looks like you've got a fan club Marik Hayward laughed.

Marik just smiled and looked at his wife sitting across from him. He locked eyes with

Caroline for only a second before she turned away.

Let's take another call Hayward said as he pushed a button.

You're on the Hayward Snow show, go ahead

The caller let out a loud girly squeal.

OH my god! I can't believe I actually got through! Can I talk to Marik Ishtar?

Hayward grinned at Marik.

Sure can sweetheart.......Marik, she's all yours

Marik seemed to be a natural on the radio. He didn't seem nervous at all talking to total

strangers. He knew exactly what to say to the callers who wished to speak with him.

Malik on the other hand, sat quietly staring at a stack of papers. What he was feeling

inside himself began showing outwardly.

***Malik's POV***

Should I be talking or something? I feel so odd right now. Everybody else is

laughing and answering the stupid questions these callers are throwing at them. The only

person I want to talk to is Caroline right now. I want to tell her I'm sorry, and that I'm a

fucking idiot and that I want her to come back home. I know it wasn't my fault what

happened at the Seventh Veil, but it still happened. I wish I knew who was fucking with

my head that night. I'd kick them in the nuts so hard their great grandchildren would feel

it. I need to tell Caroline what really happened, but according to this asshole disk jockey,

that's not going to happen here.

Oh hell, everybody's looking me, this can't be good.

Owe! Marik just kicked me, what the hell?

Malik? The guy on the phone wants to talk to you he says seriously.

What? NO! I don't want to talk to anybody! Marik's giving me that look, that no sex if

you fuck up look. Damn it. I better take the call, at least this way I'll still have Marik as a

back up if I can't talk Caroline into coming home.

Yeah what I say sharply into the microphone Marik just shoved in my face.

Is it true you like to stroke your rod? the guy on the other end asks.

What the hell is THAT suppose to mean? There are some real weirdo's in this state. And

they call me psycho?

Is this a joke? I ask, I know this has to be somebody I know.

I heard you like to let Marik touch your shiny......hard...mmm......perfect....... rod, is that

true?

I have an idea who it is now.....I'm not positive, but it sounds like that little nitwit Yugi

Motou. He's trying to disguise his voice. HA! He can't fool me.

If I had my fucking rod I'd send you to the Shadow Realm, you puny piece of camel shit

Let's see how he likes that! HA! Oh oh, Marik's giving me that look again. What'd I do

now?

Malik? You can't swear like that on the radio he says sharply.

Like I care!

Blow me, I forgot. I say back to him.

I honestly did forget, but who the hell cares.

***Normal POV***

YUGI! I can't believe you just did that! Duke laughed hysterically as Yugi

hung up the phone.

Yugi was laughing so hard he fell off the couch.

Duke snatched up the phone and hit redial.

My turn now.....this is fun

*****

Caroline, the next caller wants to speak with you Hayward said in his deep, emphatic

radio voice.

Ask away Caroline said nonchalantly into her microphone.

Ah, yeah....Caroline. I think you should dump Marik and move in with me. You're too

good for him. the male caller said bluntly.

Caroline was no dummy though, she knew exactly who it was. She decided to play along

just for kicks.

Would we screw like rabbits?

Marik and Malik gaped at her, completely astonished by her reply to the male caller.

If you want to the caller retorted.

Would we have HOT, STEAMY, SWEATY monkey sex for hours at a time?

The caller began to breathe heavily.

Oh gods yeah....

Mmm, you sound SO hot....mind descibing yourself to me? Are you tall, dark and sexy?

Caroline grinned. Marik and Malik continued to stare at her in shock.

The caller hesitated for a moment.

Well, yeah

Caroline covered her mouth and turned away from her microphone for a moment while

she tried to conceal her laughter.

How big is your.....haha....pecker? Is it enough to satisfy me? Can you describe it for me?

Is it big? little? fat? skinny? Tell me, you've spiked my interest

The caller once again hesitated. A voice in the background could be heard whispering and

giggling.

It's big enough babe....I'm positive you'd love every inch

Caroline made a funny face that cracked the rest of the guests up, including Hayward

himself.

I would? How many inches do ya got for me?

More than Marik or Malik could offer you sweetheart the caller said assertively.

Caroline couldn't surpress the laughter that had built up inside of her. She burst out into a

full blown laugh attack.

You'll have to prove that to me tonight........dice boy! And tell your little accomplice

over there that him and his ding dong butt buddy better keep their dog away from my

sweet little Bestet!

Marik and Malik both figured out who the caller was once Caroline spilled the beans.

Hey dice boy, I'll be watching you! And tell the runt we've got an eye on him too!

Malik growled.

and his little dog too! Caroline laughed in a witchy voice.

Hayward interrupted the conversation at that point.

Well folks, even though this is very entertaining, we need to move on now. Lynnie, you

dated Mark Michaels for over 3 years, what broke the two of you up?

I caught the dirty son of a beotch participating in some twisted bukkake video Lynnie

said spitefully.

Bukkake, huh? Very intriguing! Mind explaining to the listeners what exactly bukkake

is?

****

After the radio show was over, Caroline tried sneaking away, but Malik was

already waiting for her outside sitting on her motorcycle.

Caroline lowered her eyes and crossed her arms as she approached him.

Get the fuck off my ride, Ishtar.

Malik didn't budge.

Sorry honey, but we need to talk.

Caroline glared sharply into his dark amethyst eyes.

Talking to you is not on my agenda

Malik started up the motorcycle and yanked Caroline onto it.

What the fu-! she screamed as he pulled her infront of him.

Before she could even struggle, he revved up the motorcycle and took off.

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Next update: Monday

Answer to the question I ask a few chapters ago; Drop dead sexy -Seto-.....sorry, I couldn't resist ;-)