Devil's Sanctuary (Through Hell and Back for More)
Disclaimer: I don't own anything that carries a trademark or copyright.
But I DO own 3 Egpytian god cards....so please, send me your Millennium items so I can rule as pharaoh-ess. Thank you, and have a nice day.
***bad sign, authoress is already cracking horrible jokes***
Warning: SPRITE (Mix of lemon-lime), swearing, Bakura's naked butt, Bakura's rude slurs, Bakura's crudeness, Bakura's bad temper, oh yeah, and a perverted Egyptian god!
***oh oh....I sense something weird going on!***
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Malik! Where are you taking me! Let me off this bike NOW! Caroline screamed as
Malik drove her to his predetermined destination.
Shut up! We're almost there Malik yelled back at her.
Caroline struggled to try to jump off the bike, but Malik held his arm tight around her
waist and arms as he drove the bike with his free hand.
Knock it off babe, you're going to get yourself killed.
Ooh, is that a threat Malik? Caroline replied harshly.
Malik paid no attention to Caroline's remark. He continued driving until they reached a
secluded area on the outskirts of town.
Malik pulled off to the side of the road and parked the motorcycle behind some trees.
Caroline fought his grip around her with no success. Malik was much stronger than her.
Let me go, you .....you.....big meany! she growled as she struggled.
You just settle you're little ass down, missy. You aren't going anywhere anytime soon.
Malik stated firmly as he turned off the motorcycle.
Why the hell should I talk to you? The writings on the wall...everything we used to be is
right before your eyes! What the hells your damage! Do you think life is a big party and
your the guest of honor? This is serious shit, Malik! You screwed up, and I'm not about
to forgive you!
Malik swallowed hard.
Babe, stop.......please. It wasn't my fault
Caroline rolled her eyes.
Shut the fuck up Malik. You're so full of shit, I'm tired of listening to your excuses. Just
get the hell off my bike and let me go.
I wasn't finished talking, damn it! Malik growled rigidly. You really need to hear me
out, I mean it. What happened at the club was the work of unknown dark forces. Yami
and I both have absolutely no memory of the incident. None what-so-ever. Nadda, Zilch,
Zippo. It's almost as if we were under the mind control of somebody else.
Malik stopped and caught his breath. Caroline squinted her eyes and crossed her arms.
Go on she said sharply.
Malik nodded his head.
Marik talked to one of the girls that works there last night. She told him the whole story.
Please babe, you have to believe me....I would never intentionally fool around on you.
Caroline took a deep breath and let it out slowly.
That has yet to be determined, Ishtar.
Malik threw his arms up and fisted his hair.
For the love of Ra, woman! Quit being so damned stubborn!
Malik brought his hands down powerfully on Caroline's shoulders and shook her
somewhat roughly. Caroline jerked away. She quickly brought her hand up and slapped
Malik across the face as hard as she could.
Hands off me, asshole!
Malik tightened his grip on her shoulders and shoved the both of them off the bike and
onto the ground, him landing on top of her. The motorcycle went crashing to the ground
in the other direction.
I love you damn it, and I'll prove it to you if it's the last thing I do! he snarled as he
pinned her to the ground.
she cried out as Malik's fingers dug into her shoulders, hard enough to leave
bruises.
Malik forced his lips against hers without thinking.
You're not getting away from me. You're mine, and nobody else is ever going to have
you. he said with his lips pressed hers.
Caroline could only whimper from under his kiss. Their emotions were running high, and
Caroline couldn't resist him. She succumb to Malik's lips, and began to kiss him back with
a firey passion.
I love you, I wouldn't deliberately do anything to hurt you, you have to believe me
Malik said breathlessly as he eased his grip on her wrists.
Caroline broke free of his grasp, but didn't struggle. Instead, she threw her arms around
him and held him tight. Tears pooled in her eyes, but she blinked them away.
Malik, stop.....you're killing me. she sniffled as she wrapped her legs around his.
I love you, damn it......I really do. I don't want anything coming between us. I would die
a thousand deaths for you he said firmly as he left a trail of kisses down her neck.
Caroline moved her hands between their bodies and slowly undid Maliks pants.
I-I ......I love you too Malik she sighed as Malik ran his hands threw her hair.
He nipped lightly on her earlobe, just hard enough to make her cry out.
I want you so bad right now
Caroline ran her hands up his back and pulled him even closer against her.
Than take me Malik
Malik let out a playful growl as they both gave into their animalistic desires.
***
Neither Malik or Caroline noticed as a man silently observed them from behind
some trees.
Let's make that a thousand and one deaths Ishtar......you will pay the ultimate price for
disrespecting an all powerful god! the man laughed to himself as he watched the couple crudely going
at it in the middle of the woods.
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Tany, wake up! Kaiba's here.......and he wants to talk to you. Ryou said quietly as he
gently shook his sleeping beauty.
Tany let out a long groan.
It's too early, tell him I'm sleeping yet.
I don't think that's an option. Ryou chuckled.
Oh fine Tany whined as she sat up and rubbed her eyes.
Quit making so much noise! Bakura growled as he covered his head with a pillow.
Ryou and Tany looked at each other and grinned mischievously.
GO GRAB ME MY JEANS Tany said intentionally louder than normal.
Ryou responded just as loud.
DID KAIBA SAY WHAT HE WANTED? Tany ask in the same loud voice.
Ryou replied as he tossed her a pair of jeans.
ARGH! You two SUCK! Bakura said venomously as he threw the pillow off his head
and marched out of the bedroom, slamming the door behind him.
Ryou and Tany fell back on the bed laughing. Picking on Bakura was one of their favorite
pastimes.
He's so cute when he's pissed off. Tany giggled as she pulled a t shirt over her head.
Ryou nodded his head and smiled.
Well, off to face the war department! Tany chuckled as she hopped off the bed.
Good luck Ryou laughed as he laid back down on the bed.
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Marik slammed his car door shut and clipped his keys to a chain on his beltloop.
he said out loud to himself as he spotted a long black limousine parked in the
driveway.
He walked into the house and found Duke and Yugi sitting with Kaiba, his girlfriend Ann,
and Mokuba at the kitchen table. Yugi and Duke grinned at each other.
Marik shot them a sour look.
I should smack the both of you Marik said with a half smile on his face.
Kaiba didn't give Yugi or Duke a chance to reply. Just the guy I wanted to see, Marik, I
must compliment you for you're outstanding impromptu on the radio this morning!
You're little stunt was great P.R (public relations).....I especially liked how you ended the
segment by saying See you all at the show tonight, don't forget to buy our new CD.
A little smirk twisted across Marik's lips.
It was fun......I figured since I was on the air I'd plug the CD.
Kaiba nodded his head.
I'm impressed, I must say. You really displayed you're natural ability to appeal to the
masses.
Marik opened the refrigerator and grabbed himself a soda.
Thank you.....please excuse me, I need to go find Yami. he smiled at Kaiba as he walked
through the kitchen and out of the room. Tany walked in as Marik walked out.
You wanted to see me? she ask Kaiba.
Yes, Tany, sit down. We need to go over some details on the upcoming tour.
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Ryou let out a long yawn as he pulled the covers over him. The room was a bit
chilly, and it sent shivers down his body. He could hear the shower turn off across the hall,
and minutes later, Bakura came rushing into the bedroom stark naked. His normally spiky
white hair was flat and sticking to his body.
Gods! It's cold in this house! You'd think with all the money these idiot Ishtars have,
they could at least afford towels! Bakura grumbled as he jumped back into bed sopping
wet. He yanked the covers off of Ryou and wrapped them around his wet, naked body.
Hey butt-munch, give those back! Ryou snapped as he snatched the covers back.
Bakura let out a shrill cry as the cold air met with his damp skin.
Go play in your soul room boy, I'm fucking freezing by nads off. I need those covers!
Ryou held firmly onto the blankets, and shook his head.
No-fricken-way! MINE! he protested. Watching Bakura squirm was just too much fun.
You, Ryou, are a dirty little bastard. Now give me the covers and no blood will be shed.
Bakura snarled as he clawed at the blankets in Ryou's possession.
I'm not giving these covers to you Bakura, I get cold too you know Ryou retorted.
You're looking for a trouble, my cocky mouthed light Bakura growled.
OOOH, what are you going to do Bakura? Spank me and tell me I'm naughty? Ryou
smarted off.
Bakura grunted and crossed his arms.
You'd enjoy that too much. Come on now, Ryou. I'm freezing!
Ryou started to feel sorry for Bakura. He couldn't deprive him the warmth of the covers
any longer.
Here......we can SHARE them, alright? Just get some fucking boxers on first
Bakura smirked evilly as he leaned over the side of the bed and grabbed a pair of boxers
on the floor.
Ryou covered his eyes.
Oh gods, yuck.....butt crack......I'm blinded!
Bakura laughed as he flopped back onto the bed and pulled the boxers up.
What? I have a very nice ass!
Ryou shook his head.
I don't care how nice your ass is, it doesn't belong aimed at my face.
Oh shut up. You've seen my ass plenty of times before and it's never affected your
vision.
Ryou rested his arms behind his head and chuckled.
True....Remember that time those religious people came over and you answered the door
in the buff?
Bakura snuggled under the warm blanket and snickered.
Gods yes, that was immensely entertaining.
I'm not sure what actually scared them away; the sight of your pasty white naked body or
you chanting that Egyptian curse at them! Ryou laughed.
Charra alaik umak-mamhoon* is not a curse, Ryou.
Ryou raised his eyebrow at Bakura.
Oh? Than what does it mean?
Bakura shrugged his shoulders.
All it means is shit on you, mother-queer.
Ryou exploded into laughter.
Bakura said innocently. The one lady wouldn't shut her mouth! She wouldn't
listen to me when I tried telling her I'm a thief and a stealer of souls! I had to say
something to get her to leave!
Ryou wiped the tears from him eyes.
You might be evil, but you are fucking hilarious Bakura.
Bakura cocked his head.
You still think of me as evil?
Ryou shrugged his shoulders,
I guess, yes. In some ways. You're not like you used to be, but I know you're not a
saint.
Mm, okay Bakura nodded slowly.
Right than there was a knock at their bedroom door.
Bakura whipped the covers over his head.
Tell them to leave! he whispered.
Who's there? Ryou called out.
It's Marik.....open up. I got something to show you
It's open Ryou yelled back.
Bakura reached out from under the blanket and jabbed Ryou in the ribs with his elbow.
"Dumbass!" he hissed quietly.
Marik walked in and stood at the foot of the bed holding 2 small glass vials. One was red,
the other was electric blue.
Check these out Marik grinned.
What are those? Ryou ask curiously.
Marik held the two vials up to the light.
These are my key to getting my wife back.
Bakura peeked out from under the covers inquisitively.
What in the name of Ra are you up to, Ishtar he ask sharply.
A smug look took over Marik's face as he sat on the edge of the bed.
These are potions I had Yami make up for me.
Marik held up the red vial.
This one is sexual magnetism. One tiny drop renders you sexually irresistible.
Marik than held up the electric blue colored vial and started to laugh.
And this is something I've decided to call pimp juice.
Ryou leaned over and looked closely as the electric blue vial.
Pimp juice? What the hell does that do?
Marik grinned and started to chuckle.
Let's just say this is Yami's pumped up version of viagra. One drop of either of these
potions is enough to infect all of Domino. They're extremely powerful, and if they were to
get into the wrong hands, could cause ALOT of problems.
I don't see how people getting it on could cause problems Ryou laughed.
Bakura slid the covers down to his waist and sat up.
Let me see the red one.
Marik pulled his hand back, just out of Bakura's reach.
Yami hasn't tested these out....we were wondering if maybe one of you would like to be
our guinea pig.
I said give that here! Bakura snapped as he snatched the red vial out of Marik's hand.
Hey! I wanted to try that one! Ryou protested. Bakura held the little vial protectively.
You try the pimp juice, I need this one more than you do anyway.
Ryou whined. You're selfish!
Bakura slipped out of bed and opened the vial. He dotted a very small amount on the tip
of his tongue.
I'll be back He grinned as he handed the vial back to Marik and ran out the bedroom
door.
Marik looked at Ryou with a smirk on his face.
Well old friend, how about it. Want to give the pimp juice a shot?
Ryou made a sour face.
Ah..........no thank you.
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Bakura casually strolled down the hall in his black silk boxers in search of Tany.
He couldn't wait to see how Yami's potion would affect her. Bakura rounded a corner
and walked right into Kaiba's girlfriend Ann.
Excuse me...... she said quickly as she brushed passed him.
Not a problem Bakura grinned as he continued walking.
Ann stopped abruptly and turned around.
Hey...wait......can you, uh...show me where the bathroom is?
Bakura nodded his head.
Sure, follow me.
Ann followed Bakura to the bathroom a few doors down.
Here it is Bakura said as he turned to leave.
Ann quickly reached out and grabbed Bakura's arm. She yanked him into the bathroom
and locked the door before he even had a chance to react.
What are you doing? he asked nervously as Ann devoured him with her eyes.
Ann pinned Bakura back against the wall and began to kiss him fervently
Bakura.....I never noticed before...you're so.....mmm, sexy. So very very sexy!
*not sure if this is right wording, but lets just pretend I'm right *puppydog eyes*
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*authoress laughs insanely*
Marik: Are you drunk again?
Authoress: Hell no, just riding out an espresso-Jolt-pop rocks-pixie stick-gummi worm-M& M buzz.
Marik: Sorry folks, I think I need to get this wired woman out of here.....she's beginning to scare me."
Authoress: I'm not leaving! I was just getting warmed up!
*Marik grabs authoress and starts dragging her away*
Bakura: Hey, bring her back! This was just getting interesting!
Kaiba: Yes, very interesting indeed. I need to know what's going to happen in that bathroom!
Marik: Leave lots of reviews and I'll bring her back tomorrow!
