Chapter 4
Rolling the John
Now that you've gotten a good start on your pimping skills, let's talk about what the rest of your team should be doing. You don't want those lazy bastards sitting around on their asses while your bitches are hard at work on their backs (or their knees).
This is where "Rolling the John" comes in. This is an entire category of skills that for the sake of convenience we are lumping under one umbrella. Is your technical guy twiddling his thumbs? Get him to set up some hidden cameras so you can bribe that Customs Official for favors with incriminating video footage. Need long term blackmail material on that Senator? Have your expert physician make sure your prostitute gets pregnant and that the baby carries his DNA!
Let's not forget the classic sting operation, where your lackadaisical Jedi can convince that starship manufacturer that he's just been found with a murdered prostitute and that only you can make it all go away (in exchange for one small cruiser). Is some upstart pimp or drug dealer horning in on your action? Send your fighters to discuss relocation with them.
It is also important to note two particular functions that the rest of your team should provide to support your hos. If your team is utilizing prostitution simply to earn extra cash, it is not always necessary to have your prostitute actually perform sex acts with the trick. It is often more convenient and faster, if less entertaining, to have your team jump the trick, mug him, and beat him up instead.
You must also have your team ready to provide protection to your prostitute, both on the street and in the bedroom. Nothing can ruin your ability to prostitute your team members successfully more quickly than a freaky john with a sharp knife. Either your bitch is rendered permanently disfigured and therefore unmarketable, or she's too afraid to turn tricks again under any circumstances, no matter how well you apply the "Smack My Bitch Up" Command specialization. So be sure to put some thought into taking care of your stable-as good hos don't grow on trees.
Rolling the John
Now that you've gotten a good start on your pimping skills, let's talk about what the rest of your team should be doing. You don't want those lazy bastards sitting around on their asses while your bitches are hard at work on their backs (or their knees).
This is where "Rolling the John" comes in. This is an entire category of skills that for the sake of convenience we are lumping under one umbrella. Is your technical guy twiddling his thumbs? Get him to set up some hidden cameras so you can bribe that Customs Official for favors with incriminating video footage. Need long term blackmail material on that Senator? Have your expert physician make sure your prostitute gets pregnant and that the baby carries his DNA!
Let's not forget the classic sting operation, where your lackadaisical Jedi can convince that starship manufacturer that he's just been found with a murdered prostitute and that only you can make it all go away (in exchange for one small cruiser). Is some upstart pimp or drug dealer horning in on your action? Send your fighters to discuss relocation with them.
It is also important to note two particular functions that the rest of your team should provide to support your hos. If your team is utilizing prostitution simply to earn extra cash, it is not always necessary to have your prostitute actually perform sex acts with the trick. It is often more convenient and faster, if less entertaining, to have your team jump the trick, mug him, and beat him up instead.
You must also have your team ready to provide protection to your prostitute, both on the street and in the bedroom. Nothing can ruin your ability to prostitute your team members successfully more quickly than a freaky john with a sharp knife. Either your bitch is rendered permanently disfigured and therefore unmarketable, or she's too afraid to turn tricks again under any circumstances, no matter how well you apply the "Smack My Bitch Up" Command specialization. So be sure to put some thought into taking care of your stable-as good hos don't grow on trees.
