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You're On Hiei Camera!
Chapter 2: Kuwabara
The camera turns on and Hiei's face appears. "Hn. Today we shall go see the daily life of a big, hideous, weak creature known as the legendary Kuwabaka."
The camera goes off.
Hiei runs quickly through the streets, using his Jagan to find his next subject. Hiei spots Kuwabara and jumps up a tree.
The camera turns on and zooms in through a window.
"We are outside the big oaf's home," Hiei whispered to his camera. "Let us see what that thing does in his spare time."
Kuwabara is on his bed reading some kind of magazine.
"Hn. It looks like he can read after all," Hiei laughed out, but then gasped. "What is this?! It looks like.... egh!"
Kuwabara took his pinky and stuck it up his nose. He wiggled it around in his right nostril and yanked it out again. The camera zoomed in for a huge close up on the green booger stuck to his finger. Then, without warning, he sniffed it and popped it in his mouth.
"Hm... Salty!"
Kuwabara dug his nose once more, but this time he wiped it on his pillow.
"I think I want to vomit," Hiei scrunched up his nose. "We shall finish this later." The camera goes off.
The camera turns back on and Hiei's face appears. "Now that the sun had disappeared and the moon had risen up from its slumber, we shall observe the sleeping habits of this fiend."
Hiei's face had been removed from the camera's view and replaced with a sleeping Kuwabara.
"Kuwabaka seems to smile a lot in his slumber," Hiei said, a bit quieter than usual. "Hn. He is missing his stuffed alligator."
Kuwabara rolled to his side, and the blankets fell off. Hiei's eyes widened.
"This creature sleeps in his naked form, unlike some of us," Hiei said, very disturbed. "He also seems to have an unusually long-"
The camera went blurry.
"Damn," Hiei cursed.
He smacked the camera a few time and it got going once again. The camera zoomed in, and showed Kuwabara on his stomach, drooling all over his pillow.
"Mmm," Kuwabara mumbled in his sleep. "Everlasting buffet."
He then started chewing his pillow, the same one where he wiped his snot on.
The camera went off.
The camera went on again.
"We are here once again, after that horrible night," Hiei spoke to his precious camera. "Now that it is day, I was curious about his hair. How does he do it?"
The camera zooms in on Kuwabara in the bathroom. He takes out a tub of sour cream from a cabinet and mouthwash behind the mirror. Some shampoo behind the shower curtain and hair gel next to the sink. He pours them all into the sink and mixes it up.
"My secret recipe!" Kuwabara said, sinisterly. "No one will ever have such beautiful hair like mine!"
He stuck his hand in the sink, scooped up a handful, and rubbed it all over his head.
The camera went off.
The came came back on later.
"Now, I shall follow Kuwabaka and see what he usually does."
Hiei is following Kuwabara walking down the streets, who is wearing his usual grin.
Kuwabara goes to Genkai's temple.
Yukina comes out and greets Kuwabara, "Kazuma! It's nice to see you."
Kuwabara grabs her hands and says, "Yes! It's lovely to see you too, Yukina- san!"
Kuwabara closes in on Yukina for a kiss, but Hiei sees this and jumps out.
"Touch her and prepare to say goodbye!" Hiei threatened with his katana in both hands.
"Ahhhh! Hey wait, what were you doing here? And why do you have that camera in your pocket?" Kuwabara wondered. He gasped and said, "You must be making a movie about me, the one and only, Kuwabara!
Kuwabara then tried to make a dramatic pose.
Hiei points the camera to himself and says, "Hn. So this is a day in the life of an overgrown emu."
The camera goes off.
You're On Hiei Camera!
Chapter 2: Kuwabara
The camera turns on and Hiei's face appears. "Hn. Today we shall go see the daily life of a big, hideous, weak creature known as the legendary Kuwabaka."
The camera goes off.
Hiei runs quickly through the streets, using his Jagan to find his next subject. Hiei spots Kuwabara and jumps up a tree.
The camera turns on and zooms in through a window.
"We are outside the big oaf's home," Hiei whispered to his camera. "Let us see what that thing does in his spare time."
Kuwabara is on his bed reading some kind of magazine.
"Hn. It looks like he can read after all," Hiei laughed out, but then gasped. "What is this?! It looks like.... egh!"
Kuwabara took his pinky and stuck it up his nose. He wiggled it around in his right nostril and yanked it out again. The camera zoomed in for a huge close up on the green booger stuck to his finger. Then, without warning, he sniffed it and popped it in his mouth.
"Hm... Salty!"
Kuwabara dug his nose once more, but this time he wiped it on his pillow.
"I think I want to vomit," Hiei scrunched up his nose. "We shall finish this later." The camera goes off.
The camera turns back on and Hiei's face appears. "Now that the sun had disappeared and the moon had risen up from its slumber, we shall observe the sleeping habits of this fiend."
Hiei's face had been removed from the camera's view and replaced with a sleeping Kuwabara.
"Kuwabaka seems to smile a lot in his slumber," Hiei said, a bit quieter than usual. "Hn. He is missing his stuffed alligator."
Kuwabara rolled to his side, and the blankets fell off. Hiei's eyes widened.
"This creature sleeps in his naked form, unlike some of us," Hiei said, very disturbed. "He also seems to have an unusually long-"
The camera went blurry.
"Damn," Hiei cursed.
He smacked the camera a few time and it got going once again. The camera zoomed in, and showed Kuwabara on his stomach, drooling all over his pillow.
"Mmm," Kuwabara mumbled in his sleep. "Everlasting buffet."
He then started chewing his pillow, the same one where he wiped his snot on.
The camera went off.
The camera went on again.
"We are here once again, after that horrible night," Hiei spoke to his precious camera. "Now that it is day, I was curious about his hair. How does he do it?"
The camera zooms in on Kuwabara in the bathroom. He takes out a tub of sour cream from a cabinet and mouthwash behind the mirror. Some shampoo behind the shower curtain and hair gel next to the sink. He pours them all into the sink and mixes it up.
"My secret recipe!" Kuwabara said, sinisterly. "No one will ever have such beautiful hair like mine!"
He stuck his hand in the sink, scooped up a handful, and rubbed it all over his head.
The camera went off.
The came came back on later.
"Now, I shall follow Kuwabaka and see what he usually does."
Hiei is following Kuwabara walking down the streets, who is wearing his usual grin.
Kuwabara goes to Genkai's temple.
Yukina comes out and greets Kuwabara, "Kazuma! It's nice to see you."
Kuwabara grabs her hands and says, "Yes! It's lovely to see you too, Yukina- san!"
Kuwabara closes in on Yukina for a kiss, but Hiei sees this and jumps out.
"Touch her and prepare to say goodbye!" Hiei threatened with his katana in both hands.
"Ahhhh! Hey wait, what were you doing here? And why do you have that camera in your pocket?" Kuwabara wondered. He gasped and said, "You must be making a movie about me, the one and only, Kuwabara!
Kuwabara then tried to make a dramatic pose.
Hiei points the camera to himself and says, "Hn. So this is a day in the life of an overgrown emu."
The camera goes off.
