Hi all! I'm back again. Sorry about the long update, but I have to split my
time with the other story I'm writing (I don't have much time in the first
place). Anyways I've put out another chappy in the story, which everyone
seems to be enjoying. Okay, well I'm sure not everyone, but at least my
reviews seem to. Thanks guys... and onto the story!
Before I start, let me remind you I don't own any of the characters, settings, and so on in Pirates of the Caribbean, except for the ones I make up...sooner or later. I am not getting paid for this either, it is pure pleasure.
Enjoy ________________________________________________________________________
All But Dark and Light Souls Will Change
Fooling Others
The crew of the Black Pearl saw Captain Jack Sparrow behind the wheel for most of the day. They saw his first mate, Anamaria, stay in her position in the crow's nest for most of the day. Little did they realize how mixed up things were between the two.
Anamaria, really in Jack's body, was having a hard time figuring out how to move without stumbling around in Jack's usual manner. She used to think that Jack fell all over the place because he was usually drunk, but know she was starting to think that Jack's body was naturally a bit tipsy.
Directing the ship, shouting out commands, and otherwise being captain was nothing new to her. Before Jack stole her boat, she was the captain of a few select men on the Jolly Mon, her own ship.
Jack, on the other hand was having a great time in Ana's body. He felt so free, and light, like the wind might carry him away. Not getting to captain the Pearl, was a bit of a turn-off to the whole switching body's thing. However, there were two things that made up for that.
'Women, really 're lucky.' Jack sulked as he stared intently at himself. 'They're so round...' He thought, lifting his shirt outwards to peek down it, '...And brown.' Sure, it's not like Jack Sparrow hadn't seen them...well some like them before, it's just it felt different to be connected with them.
As Jack pondered this, Anamaria looked up at the crow's nest in time to catch Jack glimpsing down her shirt. "Ja... Anamaria!" Anamaria's voice sounded like Jack's.
Jack, inside Anamaria, snapped his head up and grinned wickedly at her. "Aye, Cap'n? What can ah do for yah?"
"Get down 'ere, now!" The Captain's body screamed up at him. The moment Anamaria finished screaming, her... Jack's stomach clenched filling her with immense pain. She barely had the strength to stand up. 'Shit!' She thought. She knew what this pain was about, she could feel it. Jack's body, with her in it, needed to relieve itself. 'Oh hell no!'
Jack, in Anamaria, casually walked across the deck to Ana, who was slightly gripping her stomach. "Wha's the matter, Jack?" He smiled at the sound of himself using his name.
"Nothin'..." Anamaria tried to cross Jack's long legs without making it apparent to her real motive.
Jack looked at the position he knew well enough, immediately placing it. He smirked, knowing Ana would have to go sooner or later. For now, he wouldn't say anything, just watch her and see what happens.
Ignoring the obvious, Jack shook his bead free hair and stated, "W'ell why the bloody did yah call me down 'ere then?"
"Don't look down my shirt again, Jack Sparrow, or you'll find yourself without... well something very 'portant to yah. Savvy?" Anamaria snapped back.
"You'd do tha'?" Jack answered frightened.
Anamaria made the motion towards Jack's lower regions on herself. "Savvy?"
"Tha's my word..." Jack mumbled, disappointed that he wouldn't be able to look down his shirt again, without loosing something very close to him.
"Is that clear, Jac... Anamaria?" Ana stuttered at her mistake.
"Inescapable so." He answered rather distractedly. Jack was staring at the harbor of Port Royal over her shoulder. Forgetting about the momentary body switching, Jack started to give out orders. "Move yah, dogs! There's land ahead, just o'er the waves. Put some back into it, men!"
The crew stood and stared at Anamaria as she dished out orders, which the crew only took from Jack, himself. Stepping in to save him, Ana inside the Captain's body yelled at the staring pirates, "You 'eard 'er! Get to work! I want tah be there by mornin'!"
Jack, finally realizing why the crew had looked at him so funny, silently thanked Anamaria with his eyes. She glared back at him with a you-owe-me- bad stare. Jack turned his back to her and headed for her regular jobs.
Suddenly, Ana's stomach clenched again, and she figured that sooner or later she would have to do it. So Ana, having no idea how or where, asked Cotton to hold the wheel and went to the back of the boat. After glancing around and seeing no one, she quickly loosened Jack's breeches and dropped them to his knees. Turning away, she held her breath and let it out. Not even looking where anything was being directed, she finished quickly, pulled up his pants, heaved a long disgusted sigh and headed back to her new job of captaining the Pearl while praying they would figure out how to reverse this before Jack ever had to go... again.
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After the Pearl was safely tucked away in a secret harbor, Jack, in Anamaria's body, and Ana, in Jack's body, headed out for Elizabeth's and Will's house. Jack seemed to be having a difficult time, so Anamaria turned and stopped to see what his deal was.
"Wha' is wrong wit yah?" Anamaria scanned him over, checking to make sure her body wasn't injured.
"I bloody can't see wit this 'at covering me eyes!" Jack grumbled at the hat Ana usually wore, that covered most of her face. Sighing heavily, she walked over to him ripped the hat from his head, non-to gently, and threw it to the cobblestone street.
"Happy? Now com' on." Jack stared at the hat for another minute, and followed Ana towards their destination.
When they arrived at the front door, Jack reached his hand up to knock, when Ana grabbed her own closed wrist. "Listen, don't com' out and say it right 'way. Let me talk tah them a bit, since I'm supposed to be ye." Anamaria whispered.
Jack nodded, and banged on the door. A woman they both didn't recognize answered the door. "Yes?" She asked sweetly.
"Umm... yeah, were 'ere to see Mrs. and Mr. Turner. They 'ere?" Anamaria
inside Jack
tried to be calm and collected like Jack normally would be.
"No, sir. They are both down at Mr. Turner's blacksmith shop." She answered softly.
"Uhh, thank yah." Anamaria once again stuttered. The woman nodded and closed the door tightly.
"Well off to the Blacksmith, then?" Jack, who until now, had been silent, asked. Before Ana could even reply, he was headed down the street again towards the familiar shop. When they reached the door, instead of knocking, Jack rammed the door open with his shoulder, not as successfully as usual, because being in Ana's body, her shoulders weren't as strong.
When he stumbled into the shop, Anamaria breezed by him and stood directly in front of him. Will and Elizabeth had been leaning over something set in a basket on one of the working tables, but were now glaring at Ana...or well as they thought, Jack.
"Be quiet! You'll wake her up!" Elizabeth struggled to keep her own voice below a whisper.
"Wha' yah got there?" Jack, who had recovered from the door, was sauntering over in Anamaria's body towards the basket. Will and Elizabeth stared at what they thought was Ana, swaying as she walked. "Ahh, bloody 'ell! Wha' is tha'?" Jack jumped back from the basket.
"It's a baby girl, Ms. Maria" William answered politely, but it was easy to see he was strained with such nice manners.
"A baby girl, that is trying to sleep, I might add!" Elizabeth said quietly, shocked by Anamaria's behavior.
"Whoa... you too just got married. Couldn't keep yar 'ands off 'er could yah whelp. A baby already!" Jack grinned with Ana's tight lips.
Will choked in his throat, and Elizabeth blushed a deep crimson.
The real Anamaria, marched over to Jack, and slapped her own face. Very hard. "How dare you say something like that, Sparrow!" She screamed at the top of her lungs, waking up the tiny baby who started to cry loudly.
Elizabeth tried to hush the baby, still amazed at Anamaria's actions, and very upset that Jack had slapped her. Before Jack or Ana had time to explain anything, Will's sword was at Anamaria's throat... or rather Jack's throat with Ana inside.
"I don't know what is going through your head, Jack, but you should know better to hit a woman, even after what she said!" Will steamed.
"Get yar sword off my neck, Turner, or you'll find it in yar gut!" Anamaria growled huskily in Jack's voice.
"How dare you threaten my husband, and wake up my child!" Elizabeth shrieked. Walking directly to whom she thought was Jack, the baby still in one hand, she slapped him across the face, and then kneed him in the groin as hard as she could.
Anamaria had never felt such pain before. She dropped to her knees and grabbed at the throbbing area. Here face stung, also, but nothing could compare to the other pain. Ana glanced up dizzily, and saw Elizabeth and Will glaring at her. Before she blacked out, she heard her own voice chuckle, standing behind the Turners.
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Thanks a million my reviewers! I hope you enjoyed this chappy too! It took me forever to write. And I'll have you know it is almost 3 in the morning and I just finished. (okay, I know you don't care that much) Anyways, I would be really happy if you review again... pretty please! New people are free to review as well! (
SpecialEddie: Wow you didn't just review, you REVIEWED! Thanks for all the wonderful input. I'm glad to see you like my stories (all 3 of them, lol) Jack and Ana is definitely the best pairing, I agree totally! I'll take you suggestion about Gibbs finding out into consideration. Thanks again for the giant review, I feel special!
Immortal Nymph: It seem Jack inspected himself a bit this chappy, no? But Ana kinda... well... convinced him not to. (lol) I'm glad you like my style of writing; personally I don't even know what I do. Glad you like the story and thanks for the review.
wyte-tygre: You should be sacred, be very afraid. Muuhahahaha. Sorry I ran away with myself there, don't worry I'm back- it's safe to come out now! Hope you liked this chappy as much as the last, thanks for the review.
ShanniC(): Sorry, you didn't get to see much of Liz's and Will's reaction, I promise more will be up next chappy. Regardless, I hope you liked this chapter and thought it was as awesome as the last. Thank you for the great review.
Almost Funny(): Well I hope I answered your question there, at least for Ana so far. Jack I'm not sure what to do about him yet. Hmmm? Anyways, you have some good evil ideas for embarrassing Jack, we'll see what happens... Thanks a lot for the review and for thinking my story is funny, I hope you enjoy this chappy, as well.
Omala Moola: Sorry not as fast update as last time, but I'm splitting my stories with my time. Hope you liked this update though. Thanks for being truthful about the confusing part, and I thought I would just confuse you some more in this chappy. Have fun reading!!
J.L. Dexter(): (((( Wow. I've read your stories and loved them. I can't believe you reviewed one of mine. I look up to you so much, although you don't know it. You are a fantastic writer! Thanks for the compliments on my story; glad it is something new here. I was going for the original thing. Thanks so much for reviewing!
Kungfuchick: Eeee... more compliments. You think I'm good? Yeah! I think you're good too. Thanks for thinking my story is funny and for reviewing it. You rock! (I'm updating as soon as possible.)
Charley(): Yes poor Jack and Ana, well more poor Ana, Jack seems to be enjoying this, no? Thanks for the compliments. They are very nice! Hopefully the 'bloody godess' returns soon. (lol) Ta...
Pendragginink: It seems Ana got hit in the wrong place, and Jack is getting pretty lucky so far. We'll have to see if Ana is due anytime soon. (That would be disastrous for Jack) You have great ideas, that maybe I may end up using if I get permission... (please)? Thank you so much for the lengthy review it was very helpful. I'm glad you enjoy my story so far.
Thanks for the reviews; wow, there was a lot. Cool! I like reviews, but I'd rather that people just get the pleasure of reading my story and enjoying it. So... I hope that you read and liked it. Thanks again to my reviewers. Cya later. Ta... -Rachel
Before I start, let me remind you I don't own any of the characters, settings, and so on in Pirates of the Caribbean, except for the ones I make up...sooner or later. I am not getting paid for this either, it is pure pleasure.
Enjoy ________________________________________________________________________
All But Dark and Light Souls Will Change
Fooling Others
The crew of the Black Pearl saw Captain Jack Sparrow behind the wheel for most of the day. They saw his first mate, Anamaria, stay in her position in the crow's nest for most of the day. Little did they realize how mixed up things were between the two.
Anamaria, really in Jack's body, was having a hard time figuring out how to move without stumbling around in Jack's usual manner. She used to think that Jack fell all over the place because he was usually drunk, but know she was starting to think that Jack's body was naturally a bit tipsy.
Directing the ship, shouting out commands, and otherwise being captain was nothing new to her. Before Jack stole her boat, she was the captain of a few select men on the Jolly Mon, her own ship.
Jack, on the other hand was having a great time in Ana's body. He felt so free, and light, like the wind might carry him away. Not getting to captain the Pearl, was a bit of a turn-off to the whole switching body's thing. However, there were two things that made up for that.
'Women, really 're lucky.' Jack sulked as he stared intently at himself. 'They're so round...' He thought, lifting his shirt outwards to peek down it, '...And brown.' Sure, it's not like Jack Sparrow hadn't seen them...well some like them before, it's just it felt different to be connected with them.
As Jack pondered this, Anamaria looked up at the crow's nest in time to catch Jack glimpsing down her shirt. "Ja... Anamaria!" Anamaria's voice sounded like Jack's.
Jack, inside Anamaria, snapped his head up and grinned wickedly at her. "Aye, Cap'n? What can ah do for yah?"
"Get down 'ere, now!" The Captain's body screamed up at him. The moment Anamaria finished screaming, her... Jack's stomach clenched filling her with immense pain. She barely had the strength to stand up. 'Shit!' She thought. She knew what this pain was about, she could feel it. Jack's body, with her in it, needed to relieve itself. 'Oh hell no!'
Jack, in Anamaria, casually walked across the deck to Ana, who was slightly gripping her stomach. "Wha's the matter, Jack?" He smiled at the sound of himself using his name.
"Nothin'..." Anamaria tried to cross Jack's long legs without making it apparent to her real motive.
Jack looked at the position he knew well enough, immediately placing it. He smirked, knowing Ana would have to go sooner or later. For now, he wouldn't say anything, just watch her and see what happens.
Ignoring the obvious, Jack shook his bead free hair and stated, "W'ell why the bloody did yah call me down 'ere then?"
"Don't look down my shirt again, Jack Sparrow, or you'll find yourself without... well something very 'portant to yah. Savvy?" Anamaria snapped back.
"You'd do tha'?" Jack answered frightened.
Anamaria made the motion towards Jack's lower regions on herself. "Savvy?"
"Tha's my word..." Jack mumbled, disappointed that he wouldn't be able to look down his shirt again, without loosing something very close to him.
"Is that clear, Jac... Anamaria?" Ana stuttered at her mistake.
"Inescapable so." He answered rather distractedly. Jack was staring at the harbor of Port Royal over her shoulder. Forgetting about the momentary body switching, Jack started to give out orders. "Move yah, dogs! There's land ahead, just o'er the waves. Put some back into it, men!"
The crew stood and stared at Anamaria as she dished out orders, which the crew only took from Jack, himself. Stepping in to save him, Ana inside the Captain's body yelled at the staring pirates, "You 'eard 'er! Get to work! I want tah be there by mornin'!"
Jack, finally realizing why the crew had looked at him so funny, silently thanked Anamaria with his eyes. She glared back at him with a you-owe-me- bad stare. Jack turned his back to her and headed for her regular jobs.
Suddenly, Ana's stomach clenched again, and she figured that sooner or later she would have to do it. So Ana, having no idea how or where, asked Cotton to hold the wheel and went to the back of the boat. After glancing around and seeing no one, she quickly loosened Jack's breeches and dropped them to his knees. Turning away, she held her breath and let it out. Not even looking where anything was being directed, she finished quickly, pulled up his pants, heaved a long disgusted sigh and headed back to her new job of captaining the Pearl while praying they would figure out how to reverse this before Jack ever had to go... again.
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After the Pearl was safely tucked away in a secret harbor, Jack, in Anamaria's body, and Ana, in Jack's body, headed out for Elizabeth's and Will's house. Jack seemed to be having a difficult time, so Anamaria turned and stopped to see what his deal was.
"Wha' is wrong wit yah?" Anamaria scanned him over, checking to make sure her body wasn't injured.
"I bloody can't see wit this 'at covering me eyes!" Jack grumbled at the hat Ana usually wore, that covered most of her face. Sighing heavily, she walked over to him ripped the hat from his head, non-to gently, and threw it to the cobblestone street.
"Happy? Now com' on." Jack stared at the hat for another minute, and followed Ana towards their destination.
When they arrived at the front door, Jack reached his hand up to knock, when Ana grabbed her own closed wrist. "Listen, don't com' out and say it right 'way. Let me talk tah them a bit, since I'm supposed to be ye." Anamaria whispered.
Jack nodded, and banged on the door. A woman they both didn't recognize answered the door. "Yes?" She asked sweetly.
"Umm... yeah, were 'ere to see Mrs. and Mr. Turner. They 'ere?" Anamaria
inside Jack
tried to be calm and collected like Jack normally would be.
"No, sir. They are both down at Mr. Turner's blacksmith shop." She answered softly.
"Uhh, thank yah." Anamaria once again stuttered. The woman nodded and closed the door tightly.
"Well off to the Blacksmith, then?" Jack, who until now, had been silent, asked. Before Ana could even reply, he was headed down the street again towards the familiar shop. When they reached the door, instead of knocking, Jack rammed the door open with his shoulder, not as successfully as usual, because being in Ana's body, her shoulders weren't as strong.
When he stumbled into the shop, Anamaria breezed by him and stood directly in front of him. Will and Elizabeth had been leaning over something set in a basket on one of the working tables, but were now glaring at Ana...or well as they thought, Jack.
"Be quiet! You'll wake her up!" Elizabeth struggled to keep her own voice below a whisper.
"Wha' yah got there?" Jack, who had recovered from the door, was sauntering over in Anamaria's body towards the basket. Will and Elizabeth stared at what they thought was Ana, swaying as she walked. "Ahh, bloody 'ell! Wha' is tha'?" Jack jumped back from the basket.
"It's a baby girl, Ms. Maria" William answered politely, but it was easy to see he was strained with such nice manners.
"A baby girl, that is trying to sleep, I might add!" Elizabeth said quietly, shocked by Anamaria's behavior.
"Whoa... you too just got married. Couldn't keep yar 'ands off 'er could yah whelp. A baby already!" Jack grinned with Ana's tight lips.
Will choked in his throat, and Elizabeth blushed a deep crimson.
The real Anamaria, marched over to Jack, and slapped her own face. Very hard. "How dare you say something like that, Sparrow!" She screamed at the top of her lungs, waking up the tiny baby who started to cry loudly.
Elizabeth tried to hush the baby, still amazed at Anamaria's actions, and very upset that Jack had slapped her. Before Jack or Ana had time to explain anything, Will's sword was at Anamaria's throat... or rather Jack's throat with Ana inside.
"I don't know what is going through your head, Jack, but you should know better to hit a woman, even after what she said!" Will steamed.
"Get yar sword off my neck, Turner, or you'll find it in yar gut!" Anamaria growled huskily in Jack's voice.
"How dare you threaten my husband, and wake up my child!" Elizabeth shrieked. Walking directly to whom she thought was Jack, the baby still in one hand, she slapped him across the face, and then kneed him in the groin as hard as she could.
Anamaria had never felt such pain before. She dropped to her knees and grabbed at the throbbing area. Here face stung, also, but nothing could compare to the other pain. Ana glanced up dizzily, and saw Elizabeth and Will glaring at her. Before she blacked out, she heard her own voice chuckle, standing behind the Turners.
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Thanks a million my reviewers! I hope you enjoyed this chappy too! It took me forever to write. And I'll have you know it is almost 3 in the morning and I just finished. (okay, I know you don't care that much) Anyways, I would be really happy if you review again... pretty please! New people are free to review as well! (
SpecialEddie: Wow you didn't just review, you REVIEWED! Thanks for all the wonderful input. I'm glad to see you like my stories (all 3 of them, lol) Jack and Ana is definitely the best pairing, I agree totally! I'll take you suggestion about Gibbs finding out into consideration. Thanks again for the giant review, I feel special!
Immortal Nymph: It seem Jack inspected himself a bit this chappy, no? But Ana kinda... well... convinced him not to. (lol) I'm glad you like my style of writing; personally I don't even know what I do. Glad you like the story and thanks for the review.
wyte-tygre: You should be sacred, be very afraid. Muuhahahaha. Sorry I ran away with myself there, don't worry I'm back- it's safe to come out now! Hope you liked this chappy as much as the last, thanks for the review.
ShanniC(): Sorry, you didn't get to see much of Liz's and Will's reaction, I promise more will be up next chappy. Regardless, I hope you liked this chapter and thought it was as awesome as the last. Thank you for the great review.
Almost Funny(): Well I hope I answered your question there, at least for Ana so far. Jack I'm not sure what to do about him yet. Hmmm? Anyways, you have some good evil ideas for embarrassing Jack, we'll see what happens... Thanks a lot for the review and for thinking my story is funny, I hope you enjoy this chappy, as well.
Omala Moola: Sorry not as fast update as last time, but I'm splitting my stories with my time. Hope you liked this update though. Thanks for being truthful about the confusing part, and I thought I would just confuse you some more in this chappy. Have fun reading!!
J.L. Dexter(): (((( Wow. I've read your stories and loved them. I can't believe you reviewed one of mine. I look up to you so much, although you don't know it. You are a fantastic writer! Thanks for the compliments on my story; glad it is something new here. I was going for the original thing. Thanks so much for reviewing!
Kungfuchick: Eeee... more compliments. You think I'm good? Yeah! I think you're good too. Thanks for thinking my story is funny and for reviewing it. You rock! (I'm updating as soon as possible.)
Charley(): Yes poor Jack and Ana, well more poor Ana, Jack seems to be enjoying this, no? Thanks for the compliments. They are very nice! Hopefully the 'bloody godess' returns soon. (lol) Ta...
Pendragginink: It seems Ana got hit in the wrong place, and Jack is getting pretty lucky so far. We'll have to see if Ana is due anytime soon. (That would be disastrous for Jack) You have great ideas, that maybe I may end up using if I get permission... (please)? Thank you so much for the lengthy review it was very helpful. I'm glad you enjoy my story so far.
Thanks for the reviews; wow, there was a lot. Cool! I like reviews, but I'd rather that people just get the pleasure of reading my story and enjoying it. So... I hope that you read and liked it. Thanks again to my reviewers. Cya later. Ta... -Rachel
