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You're On Hiei Camera!
Chapter 3: Kurama
The camera turns on and Hiei's face appears.
"It's 5:59 AM," Hiei announced quietly. "Today we are going to observe the kitsune, Kurama. It is almost time for him to wake up. Let's see how what is his daily morning routine."
Hiei turned the camera around and now it faces Kurama's window.
Kurama's alarm clock now read 6:00 AM and went off like crazy. Kurama pressed the off switch on his alarm and pulled his blankets off himself. He rolled out of bed in his pink teddy bear pajamas and messy red hair.
The camera zoomed in on Kurama's sleepy eyes as he stumbled into his bathroom.
Hiei opened Kurama's window and jumped in. He slowly and quietly walked over to the bathroom door and opened it just enough so he can get a shot of him.
Kurama was inside, undressing himself for a morning shower. He slowly stripped himself of his pajamas and slid through the shower door. Kurama turned on the warm water and began shampooing his wet, silky hair.
"I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt. So sexy, it hurts." Kurama began singing with his eyes clothes.
Hiei smirked, "It seems that Kurama likes to sing this sexy song while in the shower."
"And I do my little turn on the catwalk. Yeah, on the catwalk. I shake my tight, little touche on the catwalk." Kurama started to shake his butt while rinsing his hair from the shampoo.
The camera zoomed in on Kurama's butt, where each cheek was moving up and down in turns.
Kurama finished his song with a nice pee in the shower. He got out in his towel and began to brush and everything.
Hiei quietly ran out of Kurama's room and out the window. Just as Hiei left his friend's room, Kurama came in to get changed.
Hiei peeked through the window. Kurama opened his closet, revealing all his identical pink school uniforms.
"Hm. Where is my Monday uniform? Oh, here it is." Kurama said as he pulled out his clothes.
"Kurama doesn't seem to have anything else in his closet," Hiei whispered. "He... whoops."
Kurama turned around, revealing a large, er, member.
Hiei quickly turned away, turning the camera to film himself. "Kurama has quite a long one for such a book worm. How surprising."
The camera turns off.
Kurama scribbles something on a piece of paper, sticks it on the window, and pulls the curtains down. A few minutes later, he leaves for school. Seeing this, Hiei decides to go back into the red head's room.
Hiei reads the note on the window, "Hiei, please do not go through my things while I am away. I heard about your camera from Yusuke."
Hiei ignored his note and opened the window. He jumped through the window and the red, silky curtains.
Once inside, he saw another note, hanging from the ceiling. "Hiei, I told you not to go into my room. Turn back now. You have been warned."
Hiei turned his camera back on, "It seems Kurama always knows what I'm planning. Well, we'll now go through his valuables."
Hiei stepped forward, and grabbed the annoying piece of paper hanging from the ceiling. Without warning, honey squirted on Hiei out of nowhere.
"Honey? Is this what you were warning me about, Kurama? Ha!" Hiei laughed.
Hiei continued his documentary and opened Kurama's closet. There was a box inside. Hiei got immensely curious and kicked it open.
Bees flew out and started attacking Hiei! Hiei gasped in surprise and tried to hit them with his sword, but found it difficult from their small size. He had no choice but to leave for now.
The camera went off.
The camera went back on again.
"Now that those buzzing pests are gone, I shall finish my investigation on Kurama's possessions." Hiei said, a bit ticked off to the camera.
Hiei jumped back into Kurama's room and went through his drawers.
Hiei smirked. "Kurama likes to keep what ningens call a 'diary.' Kurama says that it is used to write in stupid emotions and things like that. Let's read."
Hiei opened Kurama's diary and read, "February 14th. Dear Diary, today is Valentines Day. Girls have been chasing me all day and trying to hit on me. A girl in my math class grabbed my butt. Another one in science flicked my nipple. And all the girls seemed to try to seduce me by showing me their undergarments and grabbing their own breasts. Valentines Day is definitely a dreadful holiday."
Hiei was about to read another page but he heard the front door close.
Hiei jumped back out the window. The camera went off.
The camera came back on.
"Kurama doesn't have a lot of free time, since he is usually doing his 'schoolwork.' So, now that he does, I shall find out what he normally does." Hiei said to the camera, while following Kurama down the streets.
Kurama walked down the quiet streets of his neighborhood in a big trench coat. His female classmates stared at him as he walked. Twenty year old chicks checked him out. Little girls blushed as he walked pass by. Even grandmas hooted and giggled at him!
"Kurama really is popular with females of all ages." Hiei continued while filming Kurama walking.
Kurama arrived at a building. He looked around to see if anyone was watching and went inside.
Hiei followed him in. Hiei's eyes widened at where he was. Music was booming loudly as women in cages were dancing madly.
Kurama stepped forward and removed his coat, tossing it in the air. Kurama was in white bellbottoms with a matching shirt that was half buttoned and platform shoes with fish in his heels. He tied a white bandana on his forehead and started to point his finger in the air. It was disco night!
Hiei captured everything on his camera as Kurama was doing the moonwalk. Hiei couldn't take it anymore. The madness! He had to go get a drink so he turned his camera off.
As Hiei carefully walked over to the bar, avoiding Kurama, a woman approached him. "Let's get down on a horizontal boogie, Shorty!"
Hiei glared at the woman and looked as if he was about to strike, when Kurama appeared.
"Hiei! What are you doing here?!" Kurama yelled, trying to talk over the loud music.
"Same goes to you, kitsune!" Hiei smirked.
"Well, uh.... wait a minute. Were you following me with your camera?!" Kurama asked, angrily.
Hiei left him without an answer and quickly stalked out of the disco club with his precious camera in his hand.
You're On Hiei Camera!
Chapter 3: Kurama
The camera turns on and Hiei's face appears.
"It's 5:59 AM," Hiei announced quietly. "Today we are going to observe the kitsune, Kurama. It is almost time for him to wake up. Let's see how what is his daily morning routine."
Hiei turned the camera around and now it faces Kurama's window.
Kurama's alarm clock now read 6:00 AM and went off like crazy. Kurama pressed the off switch on his alarm and pulled his blankets off himself. He rolled out of bed in his pink teddy bear pajamas and messy red hair.
The camera zoomed in on Kurama's sleepy eyes as he stumbled into his bathroom.
Hiei opened Kurama's window and jumped in. He slowly and quietly walked over to the bathroom door and opened it just enough so he can get a shot of him.
Kurama was inside, undressing himself for a morning shower. He slowly stripped himself of his pajamas and slid through the shower door. Kurama turned on the warm water and began shampooing his wet, silky hair.
"I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt. So sexy, it hurts." Kurama began singing with his eyes clothes.
Hiei smirked, "It seems that Kurama likes to sing this sexy song while in the shower."
"And I do my little turn on the catwalk. Yeah, on the catwalk. I shake my tight, little touche on the catwalk." Kurama started to shake his butt while rinsing his hair from the shampoo.
The camera zoomed in on Kurama's butt, where each cheek was moving up and down in turns.
Kurama finished his song with a nice pee in the shower. He got out in his towel and began to brush and everything.
Hiei quietly ran out of Kurama's room and out the window. Just as Hiei left his friend's room, Kurama came in to get changed.
Hiei peeked through the window. Kurama opened his closet, revealing all his identical pink school uniforms.
"Hm. Where is my Monday uniform? Oh, here it is." Kurama said as he pulled out his clothes.
"Kurama doesn't seem to have anything else in his closet," Hiei whispered. "He... whoops."
Kurama turned around, revealing a large, er, member.
Hiei quickly turned away, turning the camera to film himself. "Kurama has quite a long one for such a book worm. How surprising."
The camera turns off.
Kurama scribbles something on a piece of paper, sticks it on the window, and pulls the curtains down. A few minutes later, he leaves for school. Seeing this, Hiei decides to go back into the red head's room.
Hiei reads the note on the window, "Hiei, please do not go through my things while I am away. I heard about your camera from Yusuke."
Hiei ignored his note and opened the window. He jumped through the window and the red, silky curtains.
Once inside, he saw another note, hanging from the ceiling. "Hiei, I told you not to go into my room. Turn back now. You have been warned."
Hiei turned his camera back on, "It seems Kurama always knows what I'm planning. Well, we'll now go through his valuables."
Hiei stepped forward, and grabbed the annoying piece of paper hanging from the ceiling. Without warning, honey squirted on Hiei out of nowhere.
"Honey? Is this what you were warning me about, Kurama? Ha!" Hiei laughed.
Hiei continued his documentary and opened Kurama's closet. There was a box inside. Hiei got immensely curious and kicked it open.
Bees flew out and started attacking Hiei! Hiei gasped in surprise and tried to hit them with his sword, but found it difficult from their small size. He had no choice but to leave for now.
The camera went off.
The camera went back on again.
"Now that those buzzing pests are gone, I shall finish my investigation on Kurama's possessions." Hiei said, a bit ticked off to the camera.
Hiei jumped back into Kurama's room and went through his drawers.
Hiei smirked. "Kurama likes to keep what ningens call a 'diary.' Kurama says that it is used to write in stupid emotions and things like that. Let's read."
Hiei opened Kurama's diary and read, "February 14th. Dear Diary, today is Valentines Day. Girls have been chasing me all day and trying to hit on me. A girl in my math class grabbed my butt. Another one in science flicked my nipple. And all the girls seemed to try to seduce me by showing me their undergarments and grabbing their own breasts. Valentines Day is definitely a dreadful holiday."
Hiei was about to read another page but he heard the front door close.
Hiei jumped back out the window. The camera went off.
The camera came back on.
"Kurama doesn't have a lot of free time, since he is usually doing his 'schoolwork.' So, now that he does, I shall find out what he normally does." Hiei said to the camera, while following Kurama down the streets.
Kurama walked down the quiet streets of his neighborhood in a big trench coat. His female classmates stared at him as he walked. Twenty year old chicks checked him out. Little girls blushed as he walked pass by. Even grandmas hooted and giggled at him!
"Kurama really is popular with females of all ages." Hiei continued while filming Kurama walking.
Kurama arrived at a building. He looked around to see if anyone was watching and went inside.
Hiei followed him in. Hiei's eyes widened at where he was. Music was booming loudly as women in cages were dancing madly.
Kurama stepped forward and removed his coat, tossing it in the air. Kurama was in white bellbottoms with a matching shirt that was half buttoned and platform shoes with fish in his heels. He tied a white bandana on his forehead and started to point his finger in the air. It was disco night!
Hiei captured everything on his camera as Kurama was doing the moonwalk. Hiei couldn't take it anymore. The madness! He had to go get a drink so he turned his camera off.
As Hiei carefully walked over to the bar, avoiding Kurama, a woman approached him. "Let's get down on a horizontal boogie, Shorty!"
Hiei glared at the woman and looked as if he was about to strike, when Kurama appeared.
"Hiei! What are you doing here?!" Kurama yelled, trying to talk over the loud music.
"Same goes to you, kitsune!" Hiei smirked.
"Well, uh.... wait a minute. Were you following me with your camera?!" Kurama asked, angrily.
Hiei left him without an answer and quickly stalked out of the disco club with his precious camera in his hand.
