I'm back, sorry for the leave of absence, but I've been kinda busy with
school. Finally a blessed weekend! Have fun reading the chappy, it isn't
all that exciting, I kind of need an explanation chapter, and this happens
to be it.
Before I start, let me remind you I don't own any of the characters, settings, and so on in Pirates of the Caribbean, except for the ones I make up...sooner or later. I am not getting paid for this either, it is pure pleasure.
Enjoy
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All But Dark and Light Souls Will Change
Something's Wrong
After the flustered Elizabeth and her screaming daughter left, heading back to the house, Will helped Anamaria (or so he thought) lift Jack onto a cart. Ana although in Jack's body was out cold and probably would be, for quite a while.
The true pirate captain was overjoyed at the turn of events in the Will's blacksmith shop. Will however, was thoroughly confused, at Ana's actions. He was even more surprised when Jack had the nerve to slap the woman in front of Elizabeth and him.
As they both pulled the cart along with Jack's body, the wheels creaked like a death wagon coming for those who hadn't survived the fever. Jack, currently residing in Ana, turned his head around to grin at himself, sprawled out on top of the cart. He chuckled aloud, and Will glanced at who he thought was the pirate woman, out of the corner of his narrow eyes.
"'Ey, down there! What yah be sellin'?" A stout lady called from the high window of her house.
Will was about to answer her with a simple mind-your-own business reply, when Anamaria beat him to it. Except, instead of telling the woman that there was nothing of interest in the cart, Ana called up, "Why don'tcha come take a looksy for yourself! This 'ere is one mighty fine item we got for sale."
"Mrs. Maria, what are you doing?" Will asked, shocked.
"Sellin' Jack" Jack, from in Ana, smiled simply.
Will's forehead creased at Anamaria, who stood there grinning like nothing was wrong. 'Jack must be teaching this girl lessons in his manners.' Will thought, as he pulled the cart to a rough start, jerking Ana along with it. Jack's body flopped around in the back and he let out a small painful groan.
Jack Sparrow, in Ana, let himself be dragged along next to the cart up to the governor's household, where Will and Elizabeth still lived.
When the small crew reached the door, it was flung open by a greatly ruffled Elizabeth, who took the time to glare at each of them in turn, even Ana, who still lay unconscious on the cart.
"S'cuse me Lizzy, don't mind if I come in, do yah?" Anamaria shouldered past Elizabeth, and stepped into the magnificently decorated house. "Ah'm sure yah can get Cap'n Sparrow off the cart by your onesies, hmm, whelp?" Jack addressed himself by his proper title, and with that turned and walked off to inspect the furnishing. "Oh, an' do try to be careful!"
Will mumbled to himself as Elizabeth helped him heave Jack's drooling body off the rickety cart, "First she wants to sell him, now she wants me to be careful with him, crazy..." he trailed off at Elizabeth's stony gaze.
"Finish that sentence William Turner if you want to be slapped." Elizabeth let go of Jack's feet, making Will trip as Jack's boots drug along the ground.
"Sorry, Liz."
"That's what I thought." She reached down to Jack's angled body and picked up his feet again.
Will sighed, as the two of them struggled with Jack through the door and dumped him on the couch. Elizabeth sat exhausted, and slightly nauseas from the odor of Jack's boots. Will stretched his back and glanced around for the female pirate. He saw her inspecting one of the beautiful vases across the room.
"What are you doing Ms. Maria?" Will made his way over to her, slightly afraid she would drop the priceless vase. "Ms. Maria?"
"Wha'?" Jack spun around remembering whose body he was in. Will jumped back unexpectedly and looked ready to spring if the item Jack was carrying should fall. Figuring he would give the poor boy a break, Jack set the vase in its spot (noting exactly where it was for... future reference).
Will seemed to breathe a little easier after Anamaria placed the vase in its rightful place. He heard a groan emit itself from beside Elizabeth, who seemed to be having a battle of possession for the couch. She was seated beneath Jack's legs, which he seemed to have flung open. She didn't look particularly happy, and Will was just glad that it wasn't him she was fuming at.
He glanced back at Ana, but she wasn't there. Instead now she was leaning over Jack, she grabbed one of his arms and yanked suddenly. Jack was sent flying to the ground taking Elizabeth with him, still wrapped in his legs. In a crash of limbs and body parts, Elizabeth screamed and was up beside her husband faster than the time it took for Jack's eyes to snap open.
He lay there, gasping for breath, as his eyes searched wildly around the room, trying to figure out where he was. From inside Jack, Ana finally calmed when she saw the Turners, Elizabeth clinging to Will, in the corner near a giant mirror. In the mirror she caught a glimpse of herself off to her right. Quickly Anamaria's head snapped back to catch her face grinning widely at her.
Ana was sore all over, but between her legs hurt the most. However she didn't dare put her hand there, afraid of what she might feel. Instead she ignored the pain as best she could and kept up her staring contest with Jack.
Finally Will stepped between the two and said exasperatedly, "Would one of you mind explaining what is going on here?"
"Especially you, Jack Sparrow. Hitting a woman, even you should know that no matter what she said, that was completely uncalled for!" Elizabeth added her two bits.
"Captain. Captain Jack Sparrow." Anamaria muttered from behind the fallen Jack.
Oh, please, spare us." Jack muttered, straightening himself to a sitting position.
The Turner's stared, confusion crowding their faces, "What the hell is going on, Jack?" Will repeated with a little more force behind the words.
"Language, William." Elizabeth pinched his arm.
"Sorry, Darling"
The real Jack chuckled from Ana's body, as the real Ana picked herself off the floor and hobbled back onto the couch. "Alrigh' I'll explain, but yah probably might want tah grab a chair, at leas' for Lizzy, whelp." Jack said.
Will walked Elizabeth over to the extra chair in the room, while keeping one eye on both of the pirates. Sitting her down, he leaned against the back and gently stroked her hair with his fingers.
"Well, where tah begin? Oh yes, well I must assume tha' the both of yah believe in curses, no?" Jack asked the obvious question from inside Anamaria.
Will and Elizabeth nodded their heads simultaneously.
"Alrigh' then, this is easy to s'plain, Ana and I are cursed." Jack said it like everything should be clear to them now.
"Wait, Ms. Maria, you said Ana and you, don't you mean Jack?" Will asked.
"No, yah see young Turner, tha's just it. Ana and I traded places... or bodies."
The Turner's looked to stunned at the preposterous answer. "What are you pulling Anamaria?" Elizabeth demanded sharply.
"Nothin', Mrs. Turner." Jack's body answered from the couch, surprising her.
"I can't believe you. Tisn't possible." Elizabeth whispered.
"Wha' do want, Lizzy? Proof?" Anamaria, truly Jack, called out to her.
Elizabeth didn't know how to react to the ideas. Undead pirates, sure that was crazy, but this... this was up surd. Will felt the same way, but deep inside he could see how Jack would easily fall into such a troublesome mess.
"Proof let's see... ah yes, I believe tha' on the island a few years back, Lizzy, you and I were the only ones there to hear tha' conversation between us, righ'? Though 'tis hazy I remember contemplating 'bout the Pearl and freedom, savvy?" Jack searched back in his memory for the time.
Elizabeth looked from Jack to Anamaria, standing slowly she looked behind her at her husband rolling things around in his head, as well. Ever so slowly a scowl appeared on Jack's face still sitting on the couch, and a grin spread across Ana's face.
"Savvy, luv?" Elizabeth heard Anamaria's voice in the background, as her eyes, fluttering, she crumpled to the floor in a dead faint.
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Sorry! I know I'm slow, but I've been busy with a bothersome thing called life. Oye, sometimes! Lol, anyways, I hope you like this chappy. It took me two days to write, but that might be because I got bored after the first few paragraphs and had to go to sleep. Well... I hope it wasn't boring to you. Thank you to my reviewers!! Ya'll are so cool!
SpecialEddie: Jack, Jack, Jack, what can we say... except you're really hot... But ummm yeah... enough of that. Lol. Glad you are enjoying it so far, that's my job make it as enjoyable as possible. Well I hope you liked Elizabeth's reaction, it seems fitting for her. Poor girl, could barely handle the undead pirates, and now she's got the switching bodies thing going on. Poor, poor, Elizabeth! I promise next chappy, there will be more action and funnies, (this one was kinda boring, hope I didn't put you to sleep) Well you are welcome for the thanks, and thank you for the thank you for the thank you, if you got that. Lol. Tah...
Araminta Ditch: Thank you! I'm happy that you like it so far. And for your question...well... I can't tell, sorry. (But if you want a hint, go read my profile- I'm a pretty big fan) Anyways thanks for the review!
Almost Funny(): You are soooooo nice. I like compliments, and you give lots of them. Lol. Thank you so much! I'm glad you like the Elizabeth scenes (It is my first time writing her and Will). Thanks again for the review and lots of compliments, you are so sweet!
wyte-tygre: Those bodies are getting a bit damaged, no? At least Jack's is, poor Ana. ( Yeah, you think it is freaking hysterical, I'm excited, I've never written a funny story before, it is one of my first. Anyways, thanks bunches for the reviews!
ShanniC(): lol. Yeah, another person thinks my story is funny *swells up with pride! Glad you enjoyed the part where Ana is freely peeing over the ship and then she gets slapped. Poor, poor Ana! Thanks so much for the reviews!
Omala Moola: No, no, feel free to share your ideas at any time. I think that Ana's revenge will be very soon, however, and it is going to be much worse than just getting kicked in the balls. Beware Jack, beware, Ana is out to get you... muhahahaha! Lol. By the way thanks for the reviews!
Kungfuchick: Yet another person who finds my story funny. I'm glad it got you out of your chair laughing, just don't hurt yourself, or I'll be in big trouble. Don't sue me!! Lol. Thanks so much for the reviews, hope I can keep you laughing.
Ah, finally done! Well, I hope you like it once again. I'm trying people, I'm trying. I got two stories going, and it is getting a bit tough. But 'tis okay, I'll tough it out, no need to worry. Lol. I hope you had fun reading, and don't feel pressured to review, as long as you read that makes me feel good enough. (But reviews are an extra bonus) ( Cya later, -Rachel
Before I start, let me remind you I don't own any of the characters, settings, and so on in Pirates of the Caribbean, except for the ones I make up...sooner or later. I am not getting paid for this either, it is pure pleasure.
Enjoy
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All But Dark and Light Souls Will Change
Something's Wrong
After the flustered Elizabeth and her screaming daughter left, heading back to the house, Will helped Anamaria (or so he thought) lift Jack onto a cart. Ana although in Jack's body was out cold and probably would be, for quite a while.
The true pirate captain was overjoyed at the turn of events in the Will's blacksmith shop. Will however, was thoroughly confused, at Ana's actions. He was even more surprised when Jack had the nerve to slap the woman in front of Elizabeth and him.
As they both pulled the cart along with Jack's body, the wheels creaked like a death wagon coming for those who hadn't survived the fever. Jack, currently residing in Ana, turned his head around to grin at himself, sprawled out on top of the cart. He chuckled aloud, and Will glanced at who he thought was the pirate woman, out of the corner of his narrow eyes.
"'Ey, down there! What yah be sellin'?" A stout lady called from the high window of her house.
Will was about to answer her with a simple mind-your-own business reply, when Anamaria beat him to it. Except, instead of telling the woman that there was nothing of interest in the cart, Ana called up, "Why don'tcha come take a looksy for yourself! This 'ere is one mighty fine item we got for sale."
"Mrs. Maria, what are you doing?" Will asked, shocked.
"Sellin' Jack" Jack, from in Ana, smiled simply.
Will's forehead creased at Anamaria, who stood there grinning like nothing was wrong. 'Jack must be teaching this girl lessons in his manners.' Will thought, as he pulled the cart to a rough start, jerking Ana along with it. Jack's body flopped around in the back and he let out a small painful groan.
Jack Sparrow, in Ana, let himself be dragged along next to the cart up to the governor's household, where Will and Elizabeth still lived.
When the small crew reached the door, it was flung open by a greatly ruffled Elizabeth, who took the time to glare at each of them in turn, even Ana, who still lay unconscious on the cart.
"S'cuse me Lizzy, don't mind if I come in, do yah?" Anamaria shouldered past Elizabeth, and stepped into the magnificently decorated house. "Ah'm sure yah can get Cap'n Sparrow off the cart by your onesies, hmm, whelp?" Jack addressed himself by his proper title, and with that turned and walked off to inspect the furnishing. "Oh, an' do try to be careful!"
Will mumbled to himself as Elizabeth helped him heave Jack's drooling body off the rickety cart, "First she wants to sell him, now she wants me to be careful with him, crazy..." he trailed off at Elizabeth's stony gaze.
"Finish that sentence William Turner if you want to be slapped." Elizabeth let go of Jack's feet, making Will trip as Jack's boots drug along the ground.
"Sorry, Liz."
"That's what I thought." She reached down to Jack's angled body and picked up his feet again.
Will sighed, as the two of them struggled with Jack through the door and dumped him on the couch. Elizabeth sat exhausted, and slightly nauseas from the odor of Jack's boots. Will stretched his back and glanced around for the female pirate. He saw her inspecting one of the beautiful vases across the room.
"What are you doing Ms. Maria?" Will made his way over to her, slightly afraid she would drop the priceless vase. "Ms. Maria?"
"Wha'?" Jack spun around remembering whose body he was in. Will jumped back unexpectedly and looked ready to spring if the item Jack was carrying should fall. Figuring he would give the poor boy a break, Jack set the vase in its spot (noting exactly where it was for... future reference).
Will seemed to breathe a little easier after Anamaria placed the vase in its rightful place. He heard a groan emit itself from beside Elizabeth, who seemed to be having a battle of possession for the couch. She was seated beneath Jack's legs, which he seemed to have flung open. She didn't look particularly happy, and Will was just glad that it wasn't him she was fuming at.
He glanced back at Ana, but she wasn't there. Instead now she was leaning over Jack, she grabbed one of his arms and yanked suddenly. Jack was sent flying to the ground taking Elizabeth with him, still wrapped in his legs. In a crash of limbs and body parts, Elizabeth screamed and was up beside her husband faster than the time it took for Jack's eyes to snap open.
He lay there, gasping for breath, as his eyes searched wildly around the room, trying to figure out where he was. From inside Jack, Ana finally calmed when she saw the Turners, Elizabeth clinging to Will, in the corner near a giant mirror. In the mirror she caught a glimpse of herself off to her right. Quickly Anamaria's head snapped back to catch her face grinning widely at her.
Ana was sore all over, but between her legs hurt the most. However she didn't dare put her hand there, afraid of what she might feel. Instead she ignored the pain as best she could and kept up her staring contest with Jack.
Finally Will stepped between the two and said exasperatedly, "Would one of you mind explaining what is going on here?"
"Especially you, Jack Sparrow. Hitting a woman, even you should know that no matter what she said, that was completely uncalled for!" Elizabeth added her two bits.
"Captain. Captain Jack Sparrow." Anamaria muttered from behind the fallen Jack.
Oh, please, spare us." Jack muttered, straightening himself to a sitting position.
The Turner's stared, confusion crowding their faces, "What the hell is going on, Jack?" Will repeated with a little more force behind the words.
"Language, William." Elizabeth pinched his arm.
"Sorry, Darling"
The real Jack chuckled from Ana's body, as the real Ana picked herself off the floor and hobbled back onto the couch. "Alrigh' I'll explain, but yah probably might want tah grab a chair, at leas' for Lizzy, whelp." Jack said.
Will walked Elizabeth over to the extra chair in the room, while keeping one eye on both of the pirates. Sitting her down, he leaned against the back and gently stroked her hair with his fingers.
"Well, where tah begin? Oh yes, well I must assume tha' the both of yah believe in curses, no?" Jack asked the obvious question from inside Anamaria.
Will and Elizabeth nodded their heads simultaneously.
"Alrigh' then, this is easy to s'plain, Ana and I are cursed." Jack said it like everything should be clear to them now.
"Wait, Ms. Maria, you said Ana and you, don't you mean Jack?" Will asked.
"No, yah see young Turner, tha's just it. Ana and I traded places... or bodies."
The Turner's looked to stunned at the preposterous answer. "What are you pulling Anamaria?" Elizabeth demanded sharply.
"Nothin', Mrs. Turner." Jack's body answered from the couch, surprising her.
"I can't believe you. Tisn't possible." Elizabeth whispered.
"Wha' do want, Lizzy? Proof?" Anamaria, truly Jack, called out to her.
Elizabeth didn't know how to react to the ideas. Undead pirates, sure that was crazy, but this... this was up surd. Will felt the same way, but deep inside he could see how Jack would easily fall into such a troublesome mess.
"Proof let's see... ah yes, I believe tha' on the island a few years back, Lizzy, you and I were the only ones there to hear tha' conversation between us, righ'? Though 'tis hazy I remember contemplating 'bout the Pearl and freedom, savvy?" Jack searched back in his memory for the time.
Elizabeth looked from Jack to Anamaria, standing slowly she looked behind her at her husband rolling things around in his head, as well. Ever so slowly a scowl appeared on Jack's face still sitting on the couch, and a grin spread across Ana's face.
"Savvy, luv?" Elizabeth heard Anamaria's voice in the background, as her eyes, fluttering, she crumpled to the floor in a dead faint.
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Sorry! I know I'm slow, but I've been busy with a bothersome thing called life. Oye, sometimes! Lol, anyways, I hope you like this chappy. It took me two days to write, but that might be because I got bored after the first few paragraphs and had to go to sleep. Well... I hope it wasn't boring to you. Thank you to my reviewers!! Ya'll are so cool!
SpecialEddie: Jack, Jack, Jack, what can we say... except you're really hot... But ummm yeah... enough of that. Lol. Glad you are enjoying it so far, that's my job make it as enjoyable as possible. Well I hope you liked Elizabeth's reaction, it seems fitting for her. Poor girl, could barely handle the undead pirates, and now she's got the switching bodies thing going on. Poor, poor, Elizabeth! I promise next chappy, there will be more action and funnies, (this one was kinda boring, hope I didn't put you to sleep) Well you are welcome for the thanks, and thank you for the thank you for the thank you, if you got that. Lol. Tah...
Araminta Ditch: Thank you! I'm happy that you like it so far. And for your question...well... I can't tell, sorry. (But if you want a hint, go read my profile- I'm a pretty big fan) Anyways thanks for the review!
Almost Funny(): You are soooooo nice. I like compliments, and you give lots of them. Lol. Thank you so much! I'm glad you like the Elizabeth scenes (It is my first time writing her and Will). Thanks again for the review and lots of compliments, you are so sweet!
wyte-tygre: Those bodies are getting a bit damaged, no? At least Jack's is, poor Ana. ( Yeah, you think it is freaking hysterical, I'm excited, I've never written a funny story before, it is one of my first. Anyways, thanks bunches for the reviews!
ShanniC(): lol. Yeah, another person thinks my story is funny *swells up with pride! Glad you enjoyed the part where Ana is freely peeing over the ship and then she gets slapped. Poor, poor Ana! Thanks so much for the reviews!
Omala Moola: No, no, feel free to share your ideas at any time. I think that Ana's revenge will be very soon, however, and it is going to be much worse than just getting kicked in the balls. Beware Jack, beware, Ana is out to get you... muhahahaha! Lol. By the way thanks for the reviews!
Kungfuchick: Yet another person who finds my story funny. I'm glad it got you out of your chair laughing, just don't hurt yourself, or I'll be in big trouble. Don't sue me!! Lol. Thanks so much for the reviews, hope I can keep you laughing.
Ah, finally done! Well, I hope you like it once again. I'm trying people, I'm trying. I got two stories going, and it is getting a bit tough. But 'tis okay, I'll tough it out, no need to worry. Lol. I hope you had fun reading, and don't feel pressured to review, as long as you read that makes me feel good enough. (But reviews are an extra bonus) ( Cya later, -Rachel
