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You're on Hiei Camera!
Chapter 4: Koenma
The camera turns on and Hiei's face appears.
"Today, we're going under cover. Ghee, sounds exciting, doesn't it?" Hiei said, sarcastically. "I'm going to spy on the toddler, dressed as the ferry onna."
The camera turns off.
Hiei gets into platform shoes, a pink kimono, and wears a Botan mask. He puts the camera under the kimono, but having it stick out slightly to capture everything on video.
Hiei turns the camera on and says, "You may be wondering why I am dressed like this. You see, Koenma doesn't really have anything to hide behind in his office. So, I am disguised as the ferry onna."
Hiei walks into Koenma's office.
"Botan! Nice to see you here. Would you please get Hiei here?" Koenma commanded.
"The handsome Hiei-sama is currently out doing some personal business. He told me, the stupid ferry onna, to leave him alone or else he would stick his katana down my throat," Hiei mustered out
Koenma looked at Hiei awkwardly, "Botan?"
"Yes?" Hiei responded quickly.
"Here's some cold medicine," Koenma threw a bottle full of cold pills at Hiei. "You must have a sore throat. You sound just like Hiei."
Hiei caught it and threw it back at him, hitting him in the forehead.
"OW!" Koenma shouted. "Botan! Have you been working out? You seem stronger."
"Oh no. I'm but a weak, stupid girl. I could never compare my strength with the great, sexy one, Hiei!" Hiei tried to giggle like Botan.
Koenma gave Hiei a frightened look and shoed him out of his office.
"Damn," Hiei cursed. "That didn't work out as I planned. He didn't reveal anything interesting. Oh well."
Hiei ripped his Botan costume off himself and opened the door to Koenma's office a little bit. He pulled out his camera and started filming.
Koenma looked around to see if Botan or George was around, and kicked his stack of paperwork off his desk.
"Hn, interesting." Hiei whispered.
Koenma took out a remote control and pressed a button. Music started playing loudly and a disco ball hung from the ceiling. He transformed into his teenage form and jumped on his desk. He started dancing and singing to a few songs.
"It seems that the toddler likes to pose as Ricky Martin," Hiei smirked.
The song changed and he was singing to one of J Lo's songs.
The camera turned off.
The camera turned on again.
"Let's see the toddler in his chambers." Hiei whispered as he entered Koenma's room.
He crouched down next to his bed and pointed the camera towards Koenma.
"Mommy? Is that you? I've missed you so muuuuuuch." Koenma mumbled, with his pacifier still in his mouth.
Hiei laughed silently.
Koenma extended his arms and tried to reach out to "mommy." Instead of getting what he wanted, he grabbed Hiei instead.
Hiei hesitated a bit and tried to pull free without Koenma waking up, but found it being a bit difficult.
"I missed you. Daddy is being too meeeeeaaaaaaan." Koenma said in his sleep.
"The toddler even whines in his sleep!" Hiei said quietly.
Koenma hugged Hiei tighter and rested his head on Hiei's hair.
"Mommy! Stop poking me... It hurts." Koenma said, feeling discomfort from Hiei's spiky hair.
"I love you mommy," Koenma whispered and jammed his pacifier into Hiei's left cheek.
Hiei couldn't take it anymore. He had to use force. He turned off his camera, pushed Koenma away aggressively, and ran out the door.
"Huh? What was that?" Koenma wondered, looking around.
The camera turns on again.
"It's almost 'Christmas.' It's that holiday where ningens buy each other gifts and then throw it out later. Let's see what Koenma gets everyone," Hiei says to the camera.
Koenma was browsing through the racks. "Yusuke would love this!" He said as he picked out a pink, lacey bra.
Koenma wondered aloud, "Should I get Kuwabara deodorant or a sandwich?"
He picked up a pair of earrings. "Botan might like this."
Koenma got a bouquet of roses for Kurama, a kimono for Yukina, grandma underwear for Genkai, and the list goes on.
"He didn't get anything for me!" Hiei shouted aloud.
"That's because I know you're there, Hiei," Koenma said. "And give me that camera!"
Hiei ran for it and got away, since Koenma was busy carrying all those gifts.
You're on Hiei Camera!
Chapter 4: Koenma
The camera turns on and Hiei's face appears.
"Today, we're going under cover. Ghee, sounds exciting, doesn't it?" Hiei said, sarcastically. "I'm going to spy on the toddler, dressed as the ferry onna."
The camera turns off.
Hiei gets into platform shoes, a pink kimono, and wears a Botan mask. He puts the camera under the kimono, but having it stick out slightly to capture everything on video.
Hiei turns the camera on and says, "You may be wondering why I am dressed like this. You see, Koenma doesn't really have anything to hide behind in his office. So, I am disguised as the ferry onna."
Hiei walks into Koenma's office.
"Botan! Nice to see you here. Would you please get Hiei here?" Koenma commanded.
"The handsome Hiei-sama is currently out doing some personal business. He told me, the stupid ferry onna, to leave him alone or else he would stick his katana down my throat," Hiei mustered out
Koenma looked at Hiei awkwardly, "Botan?"
"Yes?" Hiei responded quickly.
"Here's some cold medicine," Koenma threw a bottle full of cold pills at Hiei. "You must have a sore throat. You sound just like Hiei."
Hiei caught it and threw it back at him, hitting him in the forehead.
"OW!" Koenma shouted. "Botan! Have you been working out? You seem stronger."
"Oh no. I'm but a weak, stupid girl. I could never compare my strength with the great, sexy one, Hiei!" Hiei tried to giggle like Botan.
Koenma gave Hiei a frightened look and shoed him out of his office.
"Damn," Hiei cursed. "That didn't work out as I planned. He didn't reveal anything interesting. Oh well."
Hiei ripped his Botan costume off himself and opened the door to Koenma's office a little bit. He pulled out his camera and started filming.
Koenma looked around to see if Botan or George was around, and kicked his stack of paperwork off his desk.
"Hn, interesting." Hiei whispered.
Koenma took out a remote control and pressed a button. Music started playing loudly and a disco ball hung from the ceiling. He transformed into his teenage form and jumped on his desk. He started dancing and singing to a few songs.
"It seems that the toddler likes to pose as Ricky Martin," Hiei smirked.
The song changed and he was singing to one of J Lo's songs.
The camera turned off.
The camera turned on again.
"Let's see the toddler in his chambers." Hiei whispered as he entered Koenma's room.
He crouched down next to his bed and pointed the camera towards Koenma.
"Mommy? Is that you? I've missed you so muuuuuuch." Koenma mumbled, with his pacifier still in his mouth.
Hiei laughed silently.
Koenma extended his arms and tried to reach out to "mommy." Instead of getting what he wanted, he grabbed Hiei instead.
Hiei hesitated a bit and tried to pull free without Koenma waking up, but found it being a bit difficult.
"I missed you. Daddy is being too meeeeeaaaaaaan." Koenma said in his sleep.
"The toddler even whines in his sleep!" Hiei said quietly.
Koenma hugged Hiei tighter and rested his head on Hiei's hair.
"Mommy! Stop poking me... It hurts." Koenma said, feeling discomfort from Hiei's spiky hair.
"I love you mommy," Koenma whispered and jammed his pacifier into Hiei's left cheek.
Hiei couldn't take it anymore. He had to use force. He turned off his camera, pushed Koenma away aggressively, and ran out the door.
"Huh? What was that?" Koenma wondered, looking around.
The camera turns on again.
"It's almost 'Christmas.' It's that holiday where ningens buy each other gifts and then throw it out later. Let's see what Koenma gets everyone," Hiei says to the camera.
Koenma was browsing through the racks. "Yusuke would love this!" He said as he picked out a pink, lacey bra.
Koenma wondered aloud, "Should I get Kuwabara deodorant or a sandwich?"
He picked up a pair of earrings. "Botan might like this."
Koenma got a bouquet of roses for Kurama, a kimono for Yukina, grandma underwear for Genkai, and the list goes on.
"He didn't get anything for me!" Hiei shouted aloud.
"That's because I know you're there, Hiei," Koenma said. "And give me that camera!"
Hiei ran for it and got away, since Koenma was busy carrying all those gifts.
