First a little note.. I made a mistake in the last chapter.. when i say I
do NOT own any of the characters, it's not suppose to say "and the ones you
haven't met before" It's supposed to say "Only the ones you haven't met
before" so being, Amber, Sylvia, Mr. Recneps, Lola, Ryan, the Judge and all
the other lil ones. I'd say Bush, but i don't really own him ;). Yes, thats
all.
~*~ THANKIES and all the other Bull Jobbie. ~*~
zig's-girl235 First, I wanna say thanks for takin the time to review me, and for being my first reviewer. And, I'm still kinda confused about what the F a Mary-Sue is.. is it when you make a girl go to CGL and hook up with your favorite character? If thats the case, than no.. because Amber won't be hooking up with any of the characters...or will she? mwhahaha..
IsisRose Hey Chicka..Now you leave my hammer thing hitting against the thing outta this you mofo. It aint about that anymo' is it? You'sa goin wayyyy past the hammer thing? You daft peice of jobbie! N don't call me a twat you cunt. N why yes, Sylvia is an awesome chick..in character... but when you get to know the REAL her, oi, you betta watch out. Amber, no, she's not the brightest crayon in the box, she doesn't like to stick out, that Sylvias job.. Amber is more of an angel than anything...so lalalalalalalala to you too! Oh yeah, and Don't shave your dogs ass and make it walk backwards, we don't want people confusing you with your dog ;). Ok.. I'm JOSHING!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for the review there huny buns ;). (P.S. To outsiders, IsisRose and I are friends, so what we say to eachother is totally untrue..usually...We're nice to eachother...usually... she's a pain in the ass... and that IS the worst that can happen to you. ;) Adios now)
Katie's Husband Awwww Thanks sweetie! I love you with all my heart and soul too baby boy.. And yes honey, I'm your wife.. hehehe.. I love you soooo much.. Thanks for reviewing me! Your the best.. my favorite reviewer! hehe.. Well, talk to yah in a bit honey!
And On with the show...............
Chapter Two............. Ok.. dunno where to start or what to say.... hmm... my finger hurts..
ok Here we go!!!!!
Amber walks off the bus out into the hot sun, the guard, obviously doing his job now, takes her arm and drags her into an old beat up office.
"Amber Gultekin?" An old scractchy voice asks.
"Yep. Thats me." Amber replies.
"Do you see a lake Ms. Gultekin? Do you see green any where?"
"No.." she again, replies..a little annoyed with this guy..
"Good. Get used to it. For two years you're going to be here, most of the boys call it a quote unquote 'Hell Hole.' and Hell it is, and Holes, yes, you'll dig... See how they go together?"
"Yes sir.."
"Good. Now you'll call me Mr. Sir whenever you talk to me, understood?"
"Yes sir.."
"What was that Gultekin?"
"Sorry Mr. Sir." She replies, a little scared.
"You're going to be placed in D-Tent.. The boys.." Boys? BOYS? What the hell? All boys? Nooooo that wasn't the plan... a detention camp... nothing about boys... What would my mother say? What would Ryan say? Oh no! "of D- tent will help you get around..." Mr. Sir continues.
"Mr.Sir?"
"What is it?"
"How many girls are there here?"
"Amber, this ain't no girl scouts camp.. We don't get many girls here.. the occasional one or two get sent here, but it's a BOYS detention camp."
"Why was I sent here?" She questions...
"Because your Canadian.."
"And what has that got to do with anything?"
"Canadian girls are well... More.. vicious.."
"Whats that Mr. Sir?" A little angry...
"Vicious Amber.."
"Vicious? You think I'm vicious? You obviously haven't met Sylvia then... She is one hell of a bitch.." Mr. Sir's eye brows raise, the language of the girl! "Umm.. Mr. Sir.."
"Come here.." He walks outside and lets the guard walk away.. (A/N: Sorry, No, I'm not going with the original, everyone does it that way, and I'm not everyone! so sorry, no, he doesn't get a cola!) The guard gets on the bus, and sneeks a wave to Amber. She watches the bus ride off down the road. Mr. Sir walks into another shabby looking building. A guy with dark hair and wearing horrible looking clothing is sweeping the floor in there.
"Hello Mr. Sir." he says greetingly.
"Samuel, get this girl some work clothes." Samuel passes Amber two orange jump suit looking things...
"Ewwww!!!" Amber throws the jump suits on the floor.
"Is there a problem?" Mr. Sir asks, more of a rhetorical question.
"They stink!!" She pokes at the clothing with her feet.. "They're ugly!"
"Yes, they are. Now put them on."
"Yes Mr. Sir.." She pulls the suits on over top of her clothes. A short guy with an odd looking hat and a little sun block not rubbed in on his nose, walks in.
"Amber Gultekin! Welcome to Camp Green Lake. I'll be your counsellor Dr. Pendanski.. You'll be in D-Tent.. I'm sure you'll get along fine with the boys. Even though you've done wrong, that doesn't mean your a bad person... although, I think it's about time some one told Bush where to go.."
"Pendanski! Don't encourage the child for fuck sakes.." Mr. Sir snaps at him.
"I wasn't encouraging her.. Matter of fact, I wish some one would tell you where to go."
Mr. Sir grabs the broom out of Samuel's grasp and chucks it at Pendanski. Pendanski jumps and throws it back.
"Don't you be throwing anything at me!" Pendanski says a little delayed.
"Umm guys.." Amber cuts in.. "Back to my lecture.."
"Right." Pendanski coughs. "If you'll follow me.." They start to leave when theres a crash behind them, they turn around to see a bag of sun flower seeds right behind them. "I said don't you be throwing anything at me!" He picks up the sunflower seeds and starts walking out.
"Get back here with my sunflower seeds!" Mr. Sir starts walking towards them.
"I'm sure if you wanted them that much, you wouldn't have thrown them at me." He starts to walk faster.. Mr. Sir starts running towards him. Pendanski runs faster, they get by the Water Thing, and start start running in circles around it.
"Hey Man, Moms got Mr. Sirs seeds!" X-Ray says towards the others, who are laying on their cots. They get up and run towards the flap, knocking X-Ray down. Amber giggles at the boys.. The boys are laughing and cheering for Pendanski. Amber laughs at X-Ray spitting dirt out of his mouth. X-ray looks up to see who's winning the amazing race for the sun flower seeds, until he see's a glimpse of something amazing out of the corner of his eye. A girl? At Camp Green Lake? Naw...
Armpit notices that X-rays not really coughing up dirt, but he's dazing off..
"X? You a'ight man?" He asks him... No responce.. "Yo X? You der man?" X- ray still doesn't answer.. A dribble of drole falls from his mouth.
"A girl.." X-ray says.
"A girl? You a'ight man? No girls at this Hell Hole.." Armpit replies.
"A girl!" X-ray says again.
"A girl! From...Out there! Maybe...maybe she's here to get us! Maybe she's an Alien!"
"Uhh...Zig? Shut the hell up.. Theres no fucking girl here.." Armpit says to Zigzag. Zigzag turns Armpit in the direction of Amber. Amber is busy watching the two counsellors chasing eachother. When Mr. Sir hears a "GO MOM" He stops and sees that all the guys from A-Tent, B-Tent and D-Tent looking at them. He stops and straightens himself out.
"I'M WARNIN YOU!" He shouts to the guys. Dr. Pendanski, well.. wasn't really paying attention, and well... ran into the back of Mr. Sir. "I'm warning you Ralph! You stay away from me!"
"Get back to work you side bruned neanderthal." Mr. Sir starts to walk away. "Yeah! I thought so!" Mr. Sir turns around and walks back towards Pendanski. Pendanski starts to get a little nervous. Mr. Sir walks up to them until their noses are almost touching, he stares deep into Pendanskis eyes, wearing a very angry look. He reaches down and grabs his sunflower seeds and walks away.
Pendanski looks to D-tent. "Guys, why dont you come meet Amber?"
"Amber?" Armpit asks.."She really is a chick?"
"Theodore, you'll refer to her as a GIRL, not a chick, she's not a bird. She doesn't refer to you as a cock does she?"
"MOM!" Squid shouts. "You callin Pit a pecker?"
"Alan, I'm stateing that a chick is a baby chicken, correct? Well a cock is a short version for rooster."
"Right mom.." Armpit says, "So, about this chick."
"Her name is Amber, she'll be staying in D-Tent."
"Dude! A girl in d-tent!" Magnet says.
Caveman looks to the sky "I knew there was no curse! I knew it!"
Zero rolls his eyes, and walks back into the tent.
"Thats Zero, he don't talk much." Pendanski says.
"Zero? Who would call their child Zero?" Amber asks.
"Oh it's not the name his parents gave him, it's just he's to stupid to know anything, so we call him Zero." He replies.
"Better to have zero than have nothing." She mumbles under her breath.
"Whats that?" Mom asks her.
"Nothing." She replies.
"Ok, now I'd like you to meet Theodore, Alan, Ricky, Jose, Stanley, and Rex."
"Yo, my names X-ray, not Rex, and thats Armpit, Squid, Zigzag, Magnet and Caveman." X-ray says.
"Now they all have their little nicknames, but I'd like to call them by the names their parents gave them, the ones society will recognize them by." Mom says.
"Seems so fair to Zero.." Amber says.
"Zero doesn't matter." Squid says.
"Just because he doesn't talk?"
"Because he's to stupid to talk."
"Whats his real name?"
"I don't know.."
"Right.. I need Sylvia here." She walks past the boys and into the tent. "Hey little man." she says towards Zero. He looks up at her and turns away. "Whats wrong?" He looks at her again, and turns away. "I'm not going to bite you know...and whatever Sylvia tells you, it's a lie." He looks up at her with a puzzeled look. "Don't ask.. she's insane anyways.. without me there I'm sure she'll end up here some time before to long." He lets a little laugh pass through his nose. "So you do know how to laugh, thats a good sign, wanna tell me your name?"
"My name is...." He starts off, but all the guys walk in and he immediatly stops talking.
"What is it? What's your name?" He motions his head towards the guys. "Oh right.. the jackasses... We'll talk later.." Zero nods.
"So what did you do to get your self in this Hell Hole?" X-ray asks her.
"I bet she killed some one! When they were sleeping! We won't be able to trust her! HELP!!! A MURDERER!!!!"
"Zig...shut up..let the girl talk.." Squid says.
"I..uh..well.. I wrote letters to Bush complaining.." Amber says.
"She wrote the president! They're going to come here and get us! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
"And they say I'm dumb...." Zero says.. Everyone stops talking and looks in his direction..
"It's her man! Weird things are happening already! Zero talked! He doesn't know how to talk! That means that....WERE GOING TO DIE!!!" Squid slaps him across the back of the head.
"Would you calm down... We're not going to die!" Squid tells him.
"Your one messed up guy..and your hair is out of whack.." Amber says to Zigzag.
Mom comes running in the tent. "Were going to have another girl comming to stay with us guys." Amber narrows her eyes. "And girl...sorry Amber."
"Another chick?" Armpit asks.. "who is it?"
"Some girl by the name of Sylvia Carmicheal."
"Sylvia Carmicheal? NO SHIT!" Amber says. Zero starts laughing. "What did I tell you lil man.. I knew she'd be here.. I knew it! What an insane lil child......"
"What did she do Mom?" Magnet asks.
"Well, it was worse than anything any of you have done..." ~*~*~*~~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~~*~*~*~**~*~~*~**~*~*~*~~*~**~~*~ *~*~*~
What Does Sylvia do to get herself in CGL? I want reviews, when I get atleast 2, I'll update.. until then, sit n wait! lol...or review... Oh, and in the next chapter..........could some one lose a life? :O! Check it out!!!!!!! Oh, one more Thankie...
Katies Husband- I LOVE YOU!
n thats all.
~*~ THANKIES and all the other Bull Jobbie. ~*~
zig's-girl235 First, I wanna say thanks for takin the time to review me, and for being my first reviewer. And, I'm still kinda confused about what the F a Mary-Sue is.. is it when you make a girl go to CGL and hook up with your favorite character? If thats the case, than no.. because Amber won't be hooking up with any of the characters...or will she? mwhahaha..
IsisRose Hey Chicka..Now you leave my hammer thing hitting against the thing outta this you mofo. It aint about that anymo' is it? You'sa goin wayyyy past the hammer thing? You daft peice of jobbie! N don't call me a twat you cunt. N why yes, Sylvia is an awesome chick..in character... but when you get to know the REAL her, oi, you betta watch out. Amber, no, she's not the brightest crayon in the box, she doesn't like to stick out, that Sylvias job.. Amber is more of an angel than anything...so lalalalalalalala to you too! Oh yeah, and Don't shave your dogs ass and make it walk backwards, we don't want people confusing you with your dog ;). Ok.. I'm JOSHING!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for the review there huny buns ;). (P.S. To outsiders, IsisRose and I are friends, so what we say to eachother is totally untrue..usually...We're nice to eachother...usually... she's a pain in the ass... and that IS the worst that can happen to you. ;) Adios now)
Katie's Husband Awwww Thanks sweetie! I love you with all my heart and soul too baby boy.. And yes honey, I'm your wife.. hehehe.. I love you soooo much.. Thanks for reviewing me! Your the best.. my favorite reviewer! hehe.. Well, talk to yah in a bit honey!
And On with the show...............
Chapter Two............. Ok.. dunno where to start or what to say.... hmm... my finger hurts..
ok Here we go!!!!!
Amber walks off the bus out into the hot sun, the guard, obviously doing his job now, takes her arm and drags her into an old beat up office.
"Amber Gultekin?" An old scractchy voice asks.
"Yep. Thats me." Amber replies.
"Do you see a lake Ms. Gultekin? Do you see green any where?"
"No.." she again, replies..a little annoyed with this guy..
"Good. Get used to it. For two years you're going to be here, most of the boys call it a quote unquote 'Hell Hole.' and Hell it is, and Holes, yes, you'll dig... See how they go together?"
"Yes sir.."
"Good. Now you'll call me Mr. Sir whenever you talk to me, understood?"
"Yes sir.."
"What was that Gultekin?"
"Sorry Mr. Sir." She replies, a little scared.
"You're going to be placed in D-Tent.. The boys.." Boys? BOYS? What the hell? All boys? Nooooo that wasn't the plan... a detention camp... nothing about boys... What would my mother say? What would Ryan say? Oh no! "of D- tent will help you get around..." Mr. Sir continues.
"Mr.Sir?"
"What is it?"
"How many girls are there here?"
"Amber, this ain't no girl scouts camp.. We don't get many girls here.. the occasional one or two get sent here, but it's a BOYS detention camp."
"Why was I sent here?" She questions...
"Because your Canadian.."
"And what has that got to do with anything?"
"Canadian girls are well... More.. vicious.."
"Whats that Mr. Sir?" A little angry...
"Vicious Amber.."
"Vicious? You think I'm vicious? You obviously haven't met Sylvia then... She is one hell of a bitch.." Mr. Sir's eye brows raise, the language of the girl! "Umm.. Mr. Sir.."
"Come here.." He walks outside and lets the guard walk away.. (A/N: Sorry, No, I'm not going with the original, everyone does it that way, and I'm not everyone! so sorry, no, he doesn't get a cola!) The guard gets on the bus, and sneeks a wave to Amber. She watches the bus ride off down the road. Mr. Sir walks into another shabby looking building. A guy with dark hair and wearing horrible looking clothing is sweeping the floor in there.
"Hello Mr. Sir." he says greetingly.
"Samuel, get this girl some work clothes." Samuel passes Amber two orange jump suit looking things...
"Ewwww!!!" Amber throws the jump suits on the floor.
"Is there a problem?" Mr. Sir asks, more of a rhetorical question.
"They stink!!" She pokes at the clothing with her feet.. "They're ugly!"
"Yes, they are. Now put them on."
"Yes Mr. Sir.." She pulls the suits on over top of her clothes. A short guy with an odd looking hat and a little sun block not rubbed in on his nose, walks in.
"Amber Gultekin! Welcome to Camp Green Lake. I'll be your counsellor Dr. Pendanski.. You'll be in D-Tent.. I'm sure you'll get along fine with the boys. Even though you've done wrong, that doesn't mean your a bad person... although, I think it's about time some one told Bush where to go.."
"Pendanski! Don't encourage the child for fuck sakes.." Mr. Sir snaps at him.
"I wasn't encouraging her.. Matter of fact, I wish some one would tell you where to go."
Mr. Sir grabs the broom out of Samuel's grasp and chucks it at Pendanski. Pendanski jumps and throws it back.
"Don't you be throwing anything at me!" Pendanski says a little delayed.
"Umm guys.." Amber cuts in.. "Back to my lecture.."
"Right." Pendanski coughs. "If you'll follow me.." They start to leave when theres a crash behind them, they turn around to see a bag of sun flower seeds right behind them. "I said don't you be throwing anything at me!" He picks up the sunflower seeds and starts walking out.
"Get back here with my sunflower seeds!" Mr. Sir starts walking towards them.
"I'm sure if you wanted them that much, you wouldn't have thrown them at me." He starts to walk faster.. Mr. Sir starts running towards him. Pendanski runs faster, they get by the Water Thing, and start start running in circles around it.
"Hey Man, Moms got Mr. Sirs seeds!" X-Ray says towards the others, who are laying on their cots. They get up and run towards the flap, knocking X-Ray down. Amber giggles at the boys.. The boys are laughing and cheering for Pendanski. Amber laughs at X-Ray spitting dirt out of his mouth. X-ray looks up to see who's winning the amazing race for the sun flower seeds, until he see's a glimpse of something amazing out of the corner of his eye. A girl? At Camp Green Lake? Naw...
Armpit notices that X-rays not really coughing up dirt, but he's dazing off..
"X? You a'ight man?" He asks him... No responce.. "Yo X? You der man?" X- ray still doesn't answer.. A dribble of drole falls from his mouth.
"A girl.." X-ray says.
"A girl? You a'ight man? No girls at this Hell Hole.." Armpit replies.
"A girl!" X-ray says again.
"A girl! From...Out there! Maybe...maybe she's here to get us! Maybe she's an Alien!"
"Uhh...Zig? Shut the hell up.. Theres no fucking girl here.." Armpit says to Zigzag. Zigzag turns Armpit in the direction of Amber. Amber is busy watching the two counsellors chasing eachother. When Mr. Sir hears a "GO MOM" He stops and sees that all the guys from A-Tent, B-Tent and D-Tent looking at them. He stops and straightens himself out.
"I'M WARNIN YOU!" He shouts to the guys. Dr. Pendanski, well.. wasn't really paying attention, and well... ran into the back of Mr. Sir. "I'm warning you Ralph! You stay away from me!"
"Get back to work you side bruned neanderthal." Mr. Sir starts to walk away. "Yeah! I thought so!" Mr. Sir turns around and walks back towards Pendanski. Pendanski starts to get a little nervous. Mr. Sir walks up to them until their noses are almost touching, he stares deep into Pendanskis eyes, wearing a very angry look. He reaches down and grabs his sunflower seeds and walks away.
Pendanski looks to D-tent. "Guys, why dont you come meet Amber?"
"Amber?" Armpit asks.."She really is a chick?"
"Theodore, you'll refer to her as a GIRL, not a chick, she's not a bird. She doesn't refer to you as a cock does she?"
"MOM!" Squid shouts. "You callin Pit a pecker?"
"Alan, I'm stateing that a chick is a baby chicken, correct? Well a cock is a short version for rooster."
"Right mom.." Armpit says, "So, about this chick."
"Her name is Amber, she'll be staying in D-Tent."
"Dude! A girl in d-tent!" Magnet says.
Caveman looks to the sky "I knew there was no curse! I knew it!"
Zero rolls his eyes, and walks back into the tent.
"Thats Zero, he don't talk much." Pendanski says.
"Zero? Who would call their child Zero?" Amber asks.
"Oh it's not the name his parents gave him, it's just he's to stupid to know anything, so we call him Zero." He replies.
"Better to have zero than have nothing." She mumbles under her breath.
"Whats that?" Mom asks her.
"Nothing." She replies.
"Ok, now I'd like you to meet Theodore, Alan, Ricky, Jose, Stanley, and Rex."
"Yo, my names X-ray, not Rex, and thats Armpit, Squid, Zigzag, Magnet and Caveman." X-ray says.
"Now they all have their little nicknames, but I'd like to call them by the names their parents gave them, the ones society will recognize them by." Mom says.
"Seems so fair to Zero.." Amber says.
"Zero doesn't matter." Squid says.
"Just because he doesn't talk?"
"Because he's to stupid to talk."
"Whats his real name?"
"I don't know.."
"Right.. I need Sylvia here." She walks past the boys and into the tent. "Hey little man." she says towards Zero. He looks up at her and turns away. "Whats wrong?" He looks at her again, and turns away. "I'm not going to bite you know...and whatever Sylvia tells you, it's a lie." He looks up at her with a puzzeled look. "Don't ask.. she's insane anyways.. without me there I'm sure she'll end up here some time before to long." He lets a little laugh pass through his nose. "So you do know how to laugh, thats a good sign, wanna tell me your name?"
"My name is...." He starts off, but all the guys walk in and he immediatly stops talking.
"What is it? What's your name?" He motions his head towards the guys. "Oh right.. the jackasses... We'll talk later.." Zero nods.
"So what did you do to get your self in this Hell Hole?" X-ray asks her.
"I bet she killed some one! When they were sleeping! We won't be able to trust her! HELP!!! A MURDERER!!!!"
"Zig...shut up..let the girl talk.." Squid says.
"I..uh..well.. I wrote letters to Bush complaining.." Amber says.
"She wrote the president! They're going to come here and get us! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
"And they say I'm dumb...." Zero says.. Everyone stops talking and looks in his direction..
"It's her man! Weird things are happening already! Zero talked! He doesn't know how to talk! That means that....WERE GOING TO DIE!!!" Squid slaps him across the back of the head.
"Would you calm down... We're not going to die!" Squid tells him.
"Your one messed up guy..and your hair is out of whack.." Amber says to Zigzag.
Mom comes running in the tent. "Were going to have another girl comming to stay with us guys." Amber narrows her eyes. "And girl...sorry Amber."
"Another chick?" Armpit asks.. "who is it?"
"Some girl by the name of Sylvia Carmicheal."
"Sylvia Carmicheal? NO SHIT!" Amber says. Zero starts laughing. "What did I tell you lil man.. I knew she'd be here.. I knew it! What an insane lil child......"
"What did she do Mom?" Magnet asks.
"Well, it was worse than anything any of you have done..." ~*~*~*~~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~~*~*~*~**~*~~*~**~*~*~*~~*~**~~*~ *~*~*~
What Does Sylvia do to get herself in CGL? I want reviews, when I get atleast 2, I'll update.. until then, sit n wait! lol...or review... Oh, and in the next chapter..........could some one lose a life? :O! Check it out!!!!!!! Oh, one more Thankie...
Katies Husband- I LOVE YOU!
n thats all.
