A.N. / Thanks for the reviews! Finally got over 100! I didn't expect to get so much. Appreciated them a lot and now I can't stop smiling! And I'm sorry if some of you guys thought Keiko's chapter wasn't very interesting/funny though. I wasn't really in the mood to make changes. But if I did, the date part would only be a bit more detailed. Anyways, I remember there were some questions being asked so I'll answer them now. Of course Yukina will be in this story, along with all the other sub characters I can think of. That includes Genkai, Botan, Jin, Touya, Mukuro, some bad guys, and so on. And yes, Hiei will get filmed too. It wouldn't be fun without Hiei, now would it?

Disclaimer: I don't own YYH

You're On Hiei Camera!

Chapter 6: Botan

The camera turns on and Hiei's face appears from the corner of the screen.

"Our next victim is the ferry onna," Hiei mumbles. "She is taking a break from her job. Today, we'll see what she does during her free time."

Hiei walks down the streets of ningenkai, following Botan. Botan enters a hair salon and Hiei goes in with her.

"Hn. I assume she is going to give her mane a trim," Hiei says while focusing his camera behind a fern.

"Excuse me sir, are you here to get your hair done?" A woman asks.

Hiei looks up and growled, "No! Now go away!"

The camera zooms in on Botan, sitting down on those barber chairs and reading a magazine. She has on those... coverings (I don't know what they're called) to keep the hair from falling all over her.

A woman starts trimming her long, blue hair. After five minutes, she was done!

"Hmph! She barely had cut ANY hair," Hiei said.

Botan was then led to go wash her hair. She laid down and a woman with very long nails starting to help her scrub.

"The baka onna is having some ningen scratch her head with those huge claws?" Hiei asked in confusion. "Why isn't she bleeding? Does that ningen think the ferry onna is some kind of pet?"

The woman finished washing Botan's long hair and helped her up to get her hair dried and stuff. Botan sat in one of those chairs with those metal hats connected to it that dry your hair or something (I don't know what it's called but you know what I mean?). The woman set the timer for 30 minutes and left.

"What is that baka onna doing to herself this time?" Hiei wondered as he peered over the fern in which he was hiding behind. "It looks like she is baking her head in an oven of some sort. It must be a torture device! This should get interesting." Hiei smirked.

A few minutes had passed and now Botan was getting a little hot.

"Um, excuse me miss. Is this done yet? It is really getting hot under this thing," Botan asked with a bit of smoke coming out from that metal hat thing.

The woman gave her a smile and stopped the horrible machine. Botan gave a sigh of relief and paid the cashier. She then left the salon with nice, clean hair that kind of looks the same.

Hiei jumped out from behind the fern and followed.

Botan walked into a nearby diner and took a seat. Hiei also walked in and sat at the counter across from Botan's table, where a woman was taking her order. Hiei had his back facing her and luckily, she didn't notice him.

"Stupid ferry onna," Hiei laughed as he filmed her. "She doesn't even notice I'm here."

"Actually Hiei, I do!" Botan looked over with a smile.

Hiei hesitated and nearly dropped his camera from trying to hide it behind his back.

"Sit down with me." Botan suggested. "I want to talk to you about something."

Hiei turned his camera off, put it safely in his pocket, slowly walked over and sat down with an evil glare.

"Hiei, I know you're trying to film me with that ridiculous camera," Botan said. "In fact, most of us do! It's quite obvious, really."

Hiei hned loudly.

"Can you give me that camera?!" Botan asked.

Hiei smirked, "Yes I CAN. But I won't."

Hiei then left so quickly that Botan didn't even notice.

"Hey wait! Where did you go this time?!" Botan asked furiously.

Hiei was now up in a tree outside, capturing Botan yelling in the diner with every staring at her like she was crazy on film. The camera went off.

The camera turned on again and Hiei's face appeared.

"I'm back from outside that food place," Hiei said. "And I'm curious about that small tube in a bottle that people suck on. How could you ever get your beverage to come out with that thing? But now, that baka onna has work. So I'm going to go through her belongings."

Hiei walked into Botan's chambers in Koenma's palace. He walked over to a dresser and opened the bottom drawer.

"What is this?" Hiei asked as he zoomed in on a certain type of clothing.

Hiei picked up a pink bra and started swinging it over his head madly, "It looks like one of those ningen contraptions that females wear to show off to find mates."

Hiei then seeing one of Botan's spare oars, tossed the bra away. He picked up the magical flying device.

"This wooden oar is used to fly around or it could be used as a tool of destruction," Hiei said dramatically. "Observe."

Hiei began whacking random objects in the room.

"Hiei!" A familiar voice called out.

Hiei turned around and saw a bunch of people rushing in. He quickly fled.

"Where did he go this time?!" Koenma asked angrily.

"I don't know, sire," George replied.

Koenma just gave him an irritated look.

"But I do know he has been digging through Botan's things. See?" George handed a pink bra over to Koenma.

Koenma blushed and angrily stated out, "Get that away from me!"

Outside...

"And so, this is the baka ferry onna's life." Hiei said.

The camera turns off.