I still don't own any of the original characters, but the rest are mine... so dun touch em unless yah ask or give me credit ;) hehe. I love my lil characters... Oh, and I have to give credit to The Lion King, for the use of some of their lyrics, and The Black Eyed Peas, for their song Shut Up. Oh, and a little credit to Scott, for giving me the idea.. although he had no idea... *Read when Zigzag brust into song.*

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IsisRose Your a lil full of jobbie doncha think? lol, your insane.. anyways, thanks for the..erm...nice..review.. You better update your story soon or i'll get Sylvia to kick y'arse..

Sylvia : Is it possible to kick myself in the ass?

Shut up.. Ok, Shut up! Alright here I go..

CHAPTER THREE

At 5:00 Amber is waken up by the sound of a bell. She rolls over to see all the guys undressing and getting their suits on.

"What the hell?" She says. They all stop and turn around and look at her. Zigzag screams like a little girl.

"What the fuck is your problem Zigzag?" Squid says. Zigzag looks at the other guys and notices that they're calm.

"Nothing.. just felt like screaming.."

"Right.." Amber says. She looks around for Zero. "Wheres Zero?"

"He's already gone, he left about 15 minutes ago, he doesn't like waiting around for us." Caveman says.

"Well who could blame him? You guys are ass holes to him.. If i woke up already, I would have left."

"Zero isn't like the rest of us...."

"Is that really a bad thing?"

"ok, point taken.."

"Now leave so I can get dressed."

The boys walk out of the tent and go get their shovels. Amber gets dressed and walks out of the tent five minutes later. She walks over to Mr. Sir and gets her shovel. She walks to where D-Tent is shoveling and starts to dig.

"How deep does this have to be anyways?" She asks anyone who's willing to care.

"As deep as your shovel, and as wide as your shovels length." Squid replies.

"Damn..why we gotta dig holes anyways?"

"Because it builds character.." He replies again, trying to sound like Mr. Sir.

"Character? It builds muscle... so, they want us to build muscle? So we can...what? Kick the fuckin shiza outta them?"

Squid lets out a laugh. "No, I don't think thats the reason.."

"Right.." She goes back to digging. After about 2 hours of straight digging, Amber bursts out into song. "Oh I just can't wait to be king. Everybody look left, everybody look right, everywhere you look, I'm standing in spot light..NOT YET....Oh I just can't wait to be king, oh I just can't wait to be king." All the boys except Caveman stops, he joins in with her, she keeps singing and digging.

"Yo Amb? You a'ight?" Armpit asks her. She looks up and immediatly stops. Her face starts flooding with colour.

"Yeah.. Don't you get bored out here? What do you do?"

"We sing man! But not..not the Lion King!" Magnet says.

"Well, what do you sing?" All of a sudden...

"You've got to go and dig those holes, with broken hands and whithered soles, emancipated from all you know, you've got to go and dig those holes" Zigzag sings, with his ever so orgasmic voice. "Dig it uh oh oh, Dig it, Dig it uh oh oh,(yeah), Dig it uh oh oh, Dig it, Dig it uh oh oh (yeah)" The others join in. You all know the song. At the end of it, Amber looks at them and bursts out laughing. "You guys have a lot of time on your hands.." She says. "No shit... What do you think we do out here all day? Dig?" Squid says. "Well... yeah.." "We sing.." They dig and dig and dig. Dr. Pendanski comes around with lunch, Amber goes over to sit with Zero while she eats. They fill up their canteens and go back to digging. Zero leaves withing 20 minutes after they eat lunch. Amber is the last one done, when she climbs out of her hole, she notices everyone except caveman and Zero. "Why didn't you guys go back to the camp?" "Wanted to see how long it'd take a chick to dig a hole." Armpit says. "Oh right, you dumb cock." They get up and walk towards the camp. When they walk in, they notice a girl with long dark hair, pale skin and a pile of papers sitting beside her. She looks up at Amber. "Fuck, all I did was give him a kick in the ass! So what? Did it kill him? NO! I shouldn't be here! Fuckin Jesus." "Yeah, hey to you too Sylvia. Erm, who excatly did you kick?" Amber says. "Bush!" "NO!!!!!! SHE KICKED HIM!! One threatens him, and the other tries to kill him.. Yep, they're going to come and get us.." "Zigzag, shut the fuck up!" Squid says. "Don't tell me to shut up, or I'll brust into song." "Shut up!" Everyone says, except Sylvia. "Thats it.. We try to take it slow, But we're still losin control, And we try to make it work, But it still isn't the worst, And I'm craaazzzy, For tryin to be your laaadddy, I think I'm goin crazy." They all look at him. "Shut up, Just shut up, Shut up, Shut up, Shut up, Shut it up, just shut up Shut up, Just shut up, Shut up, Shut Up, shut up,Shut it up, just shut up" Zero sings. "Are they always like this?" Sylvia asks. "No, well.. Zigzag is, but Zero never talks." "Zigzag? Zero? Who are the others? Numnuts, Dickface, ShitHead, Twat Sucker?" "No, 'fraid not hun-ay." Armpit says. "I'm Armpit, but you can call me Pit." "Charming.." She says. "And this is Squid, Caveman, Magnet and X-Ray. Oh and Leo." "Leo?" Amber asks? "Who's Leo?" "Don't you know your self?" "How did I become Leo?" "Well, you were singin Lion King, and Zig couldn't remember your name, so he said 'the insane Lion King gal.' and it just kinda went from there." "How interesting..Can't wait to see my nickname." Sylvia says. "Why did you kick him?" "Because he pissed me off. What am I supposed to do? Sit there and play with my lil boy toy all summer? HELLO! Thats no fun when my best friend isn't there to help me piss him off and watch him come crawling back." "So you booted him?" Caveman asks. "Yeah, when people piss me off, I'm not scared to go up and boot 'em." "Congrats Boots, welcome to D-Tent." X-Ray says. "Boots? Could we drop the S?" "Why?" "Well, my neighbors dogs name is Boots.." "Alright, how about Kix?" "Kix?" "Yeah. K-I-X" "It could work.." X-Ray walks over to Sylvia and put an arm around her shoulder. "You shouldn't have done.. Nope, you shouldn't have done that.." Amber says. "What the HELL do you think your doing you fuckin diddler?" Sylvia shouts at X-ray. "Getting close to the lovely lady." "Your about to see why you gave her the name Kix.." Amber says towards them all. "You want me to get closer? Hows your ass?" "It's firm." He winks towards her. "Really? Well I can soften that up for you..." She stands up, and pulls him up with her, she throws him down on the floor and kicks him in the ass. Zero starts laughing. "He's cute. Needs a hair cut, but he's cute. Say, how would you like to show me around?" He nods his head. Sylvia puts her arm around his shoulder and they walk out of the tent. She turns around and looks at X-ray. "See yah Sweetie!" She blows him a kiss and continues on with Zero. "And there she goes.." Amber says. "You'll be seeing a difference in Zero by the end of the week." "What do you mean?" Armpit says. "You'll see..." ~*~*~~*~*~*~*~~*~*~*~~*~*~*~*~~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* So when I get 3 reviews, not all from IsisRose, I'll update. and if theres one from ItchyEar, it won't count as a review. I'll appreiciate it, but it won't count. I have the next chapter all typed out, but before I post it, I want reviews.. No since in posting if no ones reading. Anonymous reviews are welcome! Flames, or anything! I don't give a shiza! Read the whole things before you flame though! Good Bye!