Girls Night Out by RedDwarfette
Summary: Anya hires Spike as the entertainment at her bachelorette party. Season 6 of BtVS.
AN: This fiction is dedicated to all the fans of BtVS & Ats who need a laugh.
Disclaimer: The characters of Buffy & Angel are the property of Joss Whedon, Fox & UPN.
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'Ms. Morgan? I have the special delivery you requested.'
Lilah extended her hand for the package.
'You may go,' she told the nervous employee after he placed the delivery in her hand.
Lilah waiting till he exited her office before she eagerly tore open the packaging. She smoothed the crinkled paper down on the desk. A bold headline on the front page jumped out at her. Hmm, what's this? She turned the pages of the paper to find the article.
Sunnydale Press Page 11, 2003
Out & About in Sunnydale
STRIPPER STRIPPED BARE
by Anna Morgan
Surprising events last night transformed quiet suburban Revello Drive into a scene similar to that of a daytime soap. According to long time residents of the street, Mrs. E and her daughter Mrs. D, the incident began when local business woman and upstanding citizen Miss A hired an exotic dancer to celebrate her bachelorette party at the home of Miss B. Unfortunately the dancer she hired, a frequent visitor to Revello Drive, was the secret lover of Miss B (regularly seen leaving the home in the early hours of the morning). The volatile situation spiraled out of control late yesterday afternoon with the arrival of numerous women to Miss B's residence and her boyfriend. Miss B and her man were seen by local residents arguing her front lawn before entering into the home. Tranquility on the street was shattered when, a mere hour after the arrival of the guests, Miss B's lover ran into the street, clothes torn and chased by howling women. A friend of Miss B's sister, Miss J who attended the party was able to reveal the shocking details that lead to this event.
Miss J: "Everything seemed super normal, which is kind of weird in Sunnydale but whatever. I was drinking a coke and talking to [name deleted to protect identity] when all of the sudden some of the girls drinking the punch starting acting odd. Getting antsy for some booty action, I think one said. When the time came for the dancer to start, Miss B sent me and [name deleted to protect identity] to the kitchen so we wouldn't see the stripper. Miss A tried to reason with her but she wouldn't budge. I don't know why, it's not like I don't see more on The O.C. Anyway, the music started and we heard yelling but it wasn't normal 'Oh my god, he's hot get me a cold shower like' yelling, so we peeked around the corner. We saw Miss B's boyfriend trying to fend off like a ton of crazy chicks with Miss B helping. He ran into the street and the girls ran after him, tearing at his clothes till he was practically naked and we saw his di-"
Mrs. E and Mrs. D maintain once the poor man was tackled in the street, the women converged upon him. Miss B was seen jumping into the melee trying to rescue her man but disappeared under a tangle of female arms and legs. The commotion was brought to an end only after Miss B's younger sister turned the hose on the group. Miss B proceeded to cover her boyfriend in an old coat before escorting him away from the scene. Soaked and dazed the women retreated into the house, with one red haired guest overheard speculating that the punch may have been tampered with by an Angel. Divine intervention? Perhaps not, but I know of at least one male stripper who will reconsider his life style choice before performing again.
Interesting, Lilah thought. Better make a note of it in the relevant files before Gavin finds out.
She continued to flip through the paper until she reached the back pages and paused. Up until recently it had been years since she'd thought about him. Suppressing a shudder part arousal part disgust at her vulnerability Lilah pressed a button on her phone, 'Sharon? Clear my schedule for tomorrow.'
At last, with a smile at her own foolishness, Lilah leant forward to read the paper.
Sunnydale Press Page 42, 2003
Sunnydale After Dark
THE MASKED ZORRO RETURNS TO NIGHT PLEASURES!
by Alyssa Downes
~THE END~
