AN/ Yeah yeah, I'm not dead. Sorry I didn't update sooner. I've gotten very lazy lately. And my friend got me addicted to this online game. Any of you heard of it? It's called "Gunbound." Do I have to write a disclaimer for that? Oh well. So, I've been playing that during my free time lately. But here is something just to keep you guys a bit amused for a while until I write another chapter. But, if it isn't funny, then you can blame it on my laziness and writers block. I did this a while back but forgot about it. I just wrote this without much thought... plus I was eating a hotdog. And I promise the next one will be better. And I wanted to thank you guys for the reviews! Not one complaint about the lack of updating. How Sweet! And there's one more thing. For those of you who are familiar with this holiday, Happy Valentine's Day!

Disclaimer: I don't own YYH, Loch Lomond, or Gunbound

Chapter 8: Mukuro

The camera turns on and Hiei's sleepy face appears from the corner of the screen.

"I am in the Makai right now," Hiei mumbled as he yawned. "Mukuro summoned me here and I have been working my ass off for the past few days. Training all day... But, now that I finally have some free time, we shall spy on Mukuro."

Hiei treaded tiredly towards Mukuro's chambers with a yawn.

Hiei opened the door and, seeing no one was inside, stepped in.

"I wonder what Mukuro keeps in here," Hiei wondered aloud as he opened some drawers.

Hiei stuck his hand inside the top drawer and took out a dildo?!

Hiei's eyes widened in surprise, "What is THIS? This looks like some kind of mechanical device for massaging your feet."

Hiei kicked off his shoes and turned it on. (DOES it turn? I never really seen one before) He pressed it against the bottom of his feet and quickly withdrew from the horrible, tickly sensation.

Hiei then pressed the dildo against his right cheek. Having it so close, he could smell the scent of... lets just say a weird scent you don't want to know about. Hiei, finally aware of where it has been, quickly threw it back into the drawer and pulled his shoes back on.

"I assume that massive replica was used to pleasure a certain Makai lord." Hiei said, feeling a bit awkward from what he had just done.

Hiei then continued looking through the dresser, throwing out some other random objects: a robotic leg, some underwear, a stick, and blah.

Then, something caught Hiei's eye.

"Hn. Since when did Mukuro have one of these?" Hiei pondered aloud as he held up a piece of sexy lingerie. "I thought only ningen females wore this type of skimpy clothing to attract mates."

Suddenly, a horrible image of Mukuro trying to seduce someone popped into Hiei's mind.

Hiei shuddered as he quickly put everything back where he had found it.

"Hiei!" A loud voice was coming down the halls.

Hiei quickly exited Mukuro's chambers and headed towards the source of the loud roar.

A little servant of Mukuro walked up to Hiei and bowed, "Master Hiei, Mukuro is awaiting you in the dining hall."

Hiei nodded and proceeded there. He hid his camera in his cloak, but had a little part of it sticking out, so he could continue to film.

Hiei walked into the large room and sat down at the end of a long table.

"Hiei. Eat, then we will continue your training," Mukuro said, sitting across the other end of the long table.

Hiei grunted and picked up a chicken leg. Mukuro also began eating.

Mukuro picked up a sausage and put the end of it into her mouth, chewing slowly.

Hiei saw this and another horrible image of Mukuro playing with that hotdog came into mind.

Hiei shuddered once again and whispered to his camera, "It seems Mukuro has a very horny side to herself... Even towards her food."

"What did you say?!" Mukuro yelled out.

"Nothing," Hiei responded.

Mukuro continued eating. This time, she peeled a long banana and it accidentally slipped out of her grasp and fell onto her pants. She lowered her hand down, reaching for it.

Hiei, getting the wrong idea that Mukuro was trying to stick that fruit somewhere, dropped his jaw, showing chewed up chicken in his mouth, and gasped to his camera, "She really does like to play with her food!"

Mukuro looked at a very pale Hiei with an open mouth, "Hiei! Get some rest. You look horrible. And close your mouth! No one wants to see that!"

Hiei silently hned and walked off into his chambers. Once in the dark halls, Hiei reached into his cloak and turned his camera off.

The camera turned on again.

"Egh! Who knew Mukuro was like this? She is probably desperate for a mate with all those stupid items in her domain. *gasp* I hope she doesn't want me!" Hiei said, for once feeling a bit scared.

Another horrible image popped into Hiei's mind where he is doing Mukuro. Hiei shrugged it off.

"Now that she is asleep, I shall look closely at her sleeping habits," Hiei said as he walked towards Mukuro's chambers once again.

Hiei slightly opened the door and stuck his camera in.

The camera zoomed in on a sweaty Mukuro lying in bed.

Mukuro rolled to her side. Then to the opposite side. Then she started thrusting her hips forward.

"Is she having some sort of nightmare?" Hiei wondered.

Hiei used his jagan and saw what was in her mind at that time.

Mukuro. She was running through a field of daisies singing Loch Lomond?! (I bet you didn't see that coming)

Hiei left the dream world, feeling a bit disturbed, "Hn. I guess that is all for this Makai Lord."

Hiei then walked back to his room with a look of pure disgust.