AN/ Well, here is the next chapter. Like I promised, this one is much
better. Or at least it should be... Or at least it should be in my opinion....
Or at least.... Ah, just go read it.
Disclaimer: I don't own YYH or Jackie Chan Adventures
You're on Hiei Camera!
Chapter 9: Yukina
The camera turns on and Hiei's face appears.
"Today, I will observe......... Yukina," Hiei said awkwardly. "Since that ugly buffoon, Kuwabaka, has fallen for her, I must make sure he will not touch her at all or he WILL regret it."
Hiei was sneaking around Genkai's temple. He quietly walked down the dark hallways until he heard a strange sound.
"Oh Yukina!"
Hiei's glance shot towards a door to his left. He silently tiptoed towards the door and pressed his ear against it.
"Kazuma! Not so loud!"
Hiei had noticed that was Kuwabara and Yukina's voice! What could Yukina be doing in there? And with Kuwabara!
"Yukina!"
"Yes, it feels so wonderful inside me,"
"Ahehehe."
"Oh, it's so warm and tingly, Kazuma."
"Ahehehe. I'm glad you like it too Yukina. How about THIS?!"
"Oh! Ugh! Please! Please give me more."
"Ahehehe."
"Harder Kazuma. Squeeze it harder! Ugh! And I need some of that FAST! Ugh!"
Hiei couldn't take it anymore! What could they be doing in there? Hiei began to feel a drop of cold sweat rolling down the right side of his face. Should he barge in and stop this nonsense?
Going back 5 minutes ago.........
"Oh Yukina!" Kuwabara shouted as he tasted the sweetest glass of lemonade ever.
"Kazuma! Not so loud," Yukina shooshed, not wanting Genkai finding out she wasn't doing her chores.
"Yukina!" Kuwabara called, handing Yukina some of the delicious food he had brought over earlier.
"Yes, it feels so wonderful inside me," Yukina said, swallowing a sample.
"Ahehehe," Kuwabara felt pleased.
"Oh, it's so warm and tingly, Kazuma," Yukina giggled.
"Ahehehe. I'm glad you like it too Yukina," Kuwabara blushed and offered some more, "How about THIS?!"
Yukina tried some spicy noodles and gasped. "Oh! Ugh! Please! Please give me more," She said, not wanting to hurt his feelings.
"Ahehehe," Kuwabara chuckled and gave her the entire plate of noodles.
Yukina pointed to some ketchup and Kuwabara offered to squeeze her some. "Harder Kazuma. Squeeze it harder!" Yukina yelled, needing to smother up the spicy taste quickly. "Ugh! And I need some of that FAST! Ugh!" She yelled once again, pointing to a glass of lemonade on the other side of the table.
Yukina felt so much pain in her throat and now her stomach also. She felt terrible! Tears were beginning to form in her eyes. She grasped her stomach in agony and gave out a loud moan.
Outside, Hiei's curiosity was about to explode. He had to find out what was going on. A drop of pure sweat had rolled down his face once again. He slowly reached for the door, feeling a bit nervous about what to be expected.
Kuwabara quickly turn around to see his beloved Yukina in pain. Seeing this, he hurried to Yukina's side and gently pushed her backwards to lie down on the floor.
"Yukina, my darling!" Kuwabara yelled out.
Yukina pointed to the glass of lemonade with her left finger while her other hand clutched her throat.
Kuwabara ran to the glass of lemonade. He moved so quickly that he had accidentally toppled the table over and spilled lemonade all over the front of his pants!
Yukina nearly cried from the loss of her precious lemonade.
"Ah!" Kuwabara yelped and quickly took his pants off, throwing them backwards into the air.
Then, all of a sudden the door had been violently ripped apart and in jumped Hiei with his katana in hand.
"DIE YOU BAKA!"
And you know how quickly Hiei moves! He had jumped into the room in half a second and had Kuwabara's wet pants land on his head. Hiei pulled the ugly brown pants out of his face and saw that they were wet! Hiei scrunched his nose up in disgust, thinking Kuwabara had peed all over himself from sexual excitement. How pathetic.
Hiei then noticed that Yukina was lying on the floor with Kuwabara next to her, in his pink underwear. Oh the horror! Hiei nearly passed out from that sight!
The camera turns off.
The camera turns on and Hiei's disturbed face appears.
"Ugh!" Hiei shivered all over. "Now that that is over, I shall move on. I shall now protect my Yukina and see how she manages what ningens call 'shopping.'"
Hiei walked around a department store, eyeing Yukina around the corner. The camera zoomed in on the ice apparition walking through the women's department. Perfume could be smelled 30 feet away and gave Hiei's nose the most ticklish sensation ever.
Yukina stepped into the underwear section in her little blue dress, browsing around. Hiei was closely following her, having women giving him weird looks about how a man was filming ladies' lingerie.
"Baka onna!" Hiei cursed out to a thirteen-year-old girl while pointing to a mannequin that was modeling a silk thong. "Go look for meager clothing to seduce your mate with!"
Hiei then continued following his dear sister around the store. He had his camera zoom in on Yukina who was now eyeing something in front of her.
Yukina just had to stop and examine this, "What is this?!"
Yukina, acting just like her brother, reached out her finger and began poking a flabby material to satisfy her curiosity. Seeing it jiggle around, she poked it more and more until the poor thing had popped and out flowed water.
Yukina gave a slight gasp and walked away quickly with a red face.
"HEY! Who popped the fake boob?!" Someone whined in the distance. "Aw! Do I have to clean this up?"
Hiei gave a small smile and turned his camera off.
The camera turned on and Hiei's face appeared once again.
"Yukina, she may not have much muscle, but does have healing powers. Let's see how she learns all these skills of hers."
Hiei was outside Genkai's temple, peeping through the window of Yukina's bedroom. He zoomed the camera in on Yukina, sitting down on the floor with an open book right in front of her.
Yukina studied the book with much concentration. Then Hiei had moved his foot forward a bit and stepped on a twig. Yukina, hearing that piece of wood snap, jumped up from her book with a look of surprise on her face.
"Oh no! It must be bad men trying to get me!" Our dear Yukina assumed. "It's a good thing I've been reading this book."
Yukina grabbed some kind of er..... grey newt in one of her drawers and stood on one foot. Then she began hopping up and down while chanting, "Hu moe gwey gwey fie dee zhoa!" (If you watch Jackie Chan Adventures, you would know what I'm talking about! Hehe.)
Hiei then felt a bit odd breeze when outside the window. He was suddenly being lifted into the air and thrown 100 feet backwards, going a 100 miles per hour.
Hiei flew over Genkai's forest, landing on a tree branch and squishing a poor crow's nest. Hiei turned the camera off with birds trying to peck him to death and sighed, "So, there goes Yukina. She may look defenseless, but she has her many ways of getting rid of demons.... Even though she is one herself."
Disclaimer: I don't own YYH or Jackie Chan Adventures
You're on Hiei Camera!
Chapter 9: Yukina
The camera turns on and Hiei's face appears.
"Today, I will observe......... Yukina," Hiei said awkwardly. "Since that ugly buffoon, Kuwabaka, has fallen for her, I must make sure he will not touch her at all or he WILL regret it."
Hiei was sneaking around Genkai's temple. He quietly walked down the dark hallways until he heard a strange sound.
"Oh Yukina!"
Hiei's glance shot towards a door to his left. He silently tiptoed towards the door and pressed his ear against it.
"Kazuma! Not so loud!"
Hiei had noticed that was Kuwabara and Yukina's voice! What could Yukina be doing in there? And with Kuwabara!
"Yukina!"
"Yes, it feels so wonderful inside me,"
"Ahehehe."
"Oh, it's so warm and tingly, Kazuma."
"Ahehehe. I'm glad you like it too Yukina. How about THIS?!"
"Oh! Ugh! Please! Please give me more."
"Ahehehe."
"Harder Kazuma. Squeeze it harder! Ugh! And I need some of that FAST! Ugh!"
Hiei couldn't take it anymore! What could they be doing in there? Hiei began to feel a drop of cold sweat rolling down the right side of his face. Should he barge in and stop this nonsense?
Going back 5 minutes ago.........
"Oh Yukina!" Kuwabara shouted as he tasted the sweetest glass of lemonade ever.
"Kazuma! Not so loud," Yukina shooshed, not wanting Genkai finding out she wasn't doing her chores.
"Yukina!" Kuwabara called, handing Yukina some of the delicious food he had brought over earlier.
"Yes, it feels so wonderful inside me," Yukina said, swallowing a sample.
"Ahehehe," Kuwabara felt pleased.
"Oh, it's so warm and tingly, Kazuma," Yukina giggled.
"Ahehehe. I'm glad you like it too Yukina," Kuwabara blushed and offered some more, "How about THIS?!"
Yukina tried some spicy noodles and gasped. "Oh! Ugh! Please! Please give me more," She said, not wanting to hurt his feelings.
"Ahehehe," Kuwabara chuckled and gave her the entire plate of noodles.
Yukina pointed to some ketchup and Kuwabara offered to squeeze her some. "Harder Kazuma. Squeeze it harder!" Yukina yelled, needing to smother up the spicy taste quickly. "Ugh! And I need some of that FAST! Ugh!" She yelled once again, pointing to a glass of lemonade on the other side of the table.
Yukina felt so much pain in her throat and now her stomach also. She felt terrible! Tears were beginning to form in her eyes. She grasped her stomach in agony and gave out a loud moan.
Outside, Hiei's curiosity was about to explode. He had to find out what was going on. A drop of pure sweat had rolled down his face once again. He slowly reached for the door, feeling a bit nervous about what to be expected.
Kuwabara quickly turn around to see his beloved Yukina in pain. Seeing this, he hurried to Yukina's side and gently pushed her backwards to lie down on the floor.
"Yukina, my darling!" Kuwabara yelled out.
Yukina pointed to the glass of lemonade with her left finger while her other hand clutched her throat.
Kuwabara ran to the glass of lemonade. He moved so quickly that he had accidentally toppled the table over and spilled lemonade all over the front of his pants!
Yukina nearly cried from the loss of her precious lemonade.
"Ah!" Kuwabara yelped and quickly took his pants off, throwing them backwards into the air.
Then, all of a sudden the door had been violently ripped apart and in jumped Hiei with his katana in hand.
"DIE YOU BAKA!"
And you know how quickly Hiei moves! He had jumped into the room in half a second and had Kuwabara's wet pants land on his head. Hiei pulled the ugly brown pants out of his face and saw that they were wet! Hiei scrunched his nose up in disgust, thinking Kuwabara had peed all over himself from sexual excitement. How pathetic.
Hiei then noticed that Yukina was lying on the floor with Kuwabara next to her, in his pink underwear. Oh the horror! Hiei nearly passed out from that sight!
The camera turns off.
The camera turns on and Hiei's disturbed face appears.
"Ugh!" Hiei shivered all over. "Now that that is over, I shall move on. I shall now protect my Yukina and see how she manages what ningens call 'shopping.'"
Hiei walked around a department store, eyeing Yukina around the corner. The camera zoomed in on the ice apparition walking through the women's department. Perfume could be smelled 30 feet away and gave Hiei's nose the most ticklish sensation ever.
Yukina stepped into the underwear section in her little blue dress, browsing around. Hiei was closely following her, having women giving him weird looks about how a man was filming ladies' lingerie.
"Baka onna!" Hiei cursed out to a thirteen-year-old girl while pointing to a mannequin that was modeling a silk thong. "Go look for meager clothing to seduce your mate with!"
Hiei then continued following his dear sister around the store. He had his camera zoom in on Yukina who was now eyeing something in front of her.
Yukina just had to stop and examine this, "What is this?!"
Yukina, acting just like her brother, reached out her finger and began poking a flabby material to satisfy her curiosity. Seeing it jiggle around, she poked it more and more until the poor thing had popped and out flowed water.
Yukina gave a slight gasp and walked away quickly with a red face.
"HEY! Who popped the fake boob?!" Someone whined in the distance. "Aw! Do I have to clean this up?"
Hiei gave a small smile and turned his camera off.
The camera turned on and Hiei's face appeared once again.
"Yukina, she may not have much muscle, but does have healing powers. Let's see how she learns all these skills of hers."
Hiei was outside Genkai's temple, peeping through the window of Yukina's bedroom. He zoomed the camera in on Yukina, sitting down on the floor with an open book right in front of her.
Yukina studied the book with much concentration. Then Hiei had moved his foot forward a bit and stepped on a twig. Yukina, hearing that piece of wood snap, jumped up from her book with a look of surprise on her face.
"Oh no! It must be bad men trying to get me!" Our dear Yukina assumed. "It's a good thing I've been reading this book."
Yukina grabbed some kind of er..... grey newt in one of her drawers and stood on one foot. Then she began hopping up and down while chanting, "Hu moe gwey gwey fie dee zhoa!" (If you watch Jackie Chan Adventures, you would know what I'm talking about! Hehe.)
Hiei then felt a bit odd breeze when outside the window. He was suddenly being lifted into the air and thrown 100 feet backwards, going a 100 miles per hour.
Hiei flew over Genkai's forest, landing on a tree branch and squishing a poor crow's nest. Hiei turned the camera off with birds trying to peck him to death and sighed, "So, there goes Yukina. She may look defenseless, but she has her many ways of getting rid of demons.... Even though she is one herself."
