AN/ *sigh* Once again I took more time than needed to update. I know it's
my fault and I'm sorry. I really am. My brain ran out of juice and I
couldn't think of something good for Genkai. But I hope I at least amuse
some of you for a while even if it's not REALLY about filming Genkai like
the first event. But my two month project ends in a few days. I think I'll
be able to update more frequently now. I just hope I don't have a writer's
block....
Disclaimer: I don't own YYH or Spyro the Dragon
You're on Hiei Camera!
Chapter 10: Genkai
The camera turns on and Hiei's blushing yet irritated face appears.
"Hn, today I'm going to follow the old hag since I'm already here in her temple," Hiei said to his precious camera. "But I keep getting distracted by these idiots who are trying to-"
"Hiei!" A naked Kurama interrupted. "Come join us! We're not planning to ogle at you or anything!"
"Yeah," Yusuke grinned. "It's not like we want to see which one of our 'baseball bats' are bigger!"
"Huh?" Kuwabara stepped in. "I thought we were...."
"SHHHHHH!" Yusuke shushed his naked friend.
Hiei angrily mumbled to himself about stupid bathing habits and dropped his camera on the floor along with the rest of his clothes.
Right as Hiei stepped outside.....
"Oh my!" Kurama gasped as Yusuke teasingly growled and whistled.
"Come on, Shrimp. Lose the pink towel! Besides, who knew you like wearing that color?" Kuwabara teased.
Hiei tossed the towel away and quickly jumped into the water. And with that speed, he went by unnoticed.
"Aw! You didn't even give us a peek! Uh.... Not that I wanted to see or anything!" Kuwabara stumbled.
"Hey! Want to go peeking?! That's always fun!" Yusuke sneered.
"Sure!" Kuwabara laughed.
Yusuke tugged at Hiei and left Kurama behind since he didn't want any part of this. Their shiny little butts climbed to the edge of the wall. They looked.... But unfortunately, Yusuke and Kuwabara didn't get to see much. Only Genkai was bathing. The two friends started making a little riot from the lack of women. Hiei, wanting to know what the fuss was about, peered over and saw a wrinkly old woman.
Hiei just kept staring and staring, hypnotized by the wrinkles. 'Damn! How many wrinkles are there?! So many popping veins.... Egh! How can she have so many if the kitsune has none even though he's much older?! This is disgusting! But how come I can't stop looking?! Egh!'
Yusuke and Kuwabara just looked at Hiei. "Hiei! You sly dog! You got the hots for Grandma now?" Yusuke teased.
Hiei jumped at the sudden burst of sound and fell backwards into the steamy water.
The camera turned on and Hiei's face appears.
"Some call her Genkai or, as Yusuke calls her, the evil grandma," Hiei began. "Yusuke always complain about her 'rigorous' training so I might as well see how it plays out."
Hiei walked though the temple and saw no one was around. For this reason, he had decided to go look around. He walked through the long hallways and randomly opened doors, in hope of finding her but having no success.
Hiei opened another door of Genkai's temple just a bit and witnessed the most horrible sight ever! Genkai was beating Yusuke at playing video games.... blindfolded!
Hiei smirked at the ridiculous sight of a sweaty Yusuke struggling as if his life depended on it and a blindfolded Genkai who is sitting there calmly, hardly trying.
Genkai and Yusuke had been playing for merely three minutes and Genkai had already beaten Yusuke more than twenty times.
"It seems they are controlling some sort of little creatures on that screen," Hiei quietly said.
"NOOOOOO!" Yusuke screamed out, slamming his fingers on random buttons of the controller. "That's not fair! You can't keep attacking me while I'm down!"
"Dimwit, use your brain." Genkai replied back. "That's the whole point in playing! You must learn to use strategy."
"KO," The TV screen read.
Yusuke nearly cried from losing every single round, "C-can we play something else?"
"Like what?" Genkai asked as she took her blindfold off.
Yusuke went over and dug through her huge box filled of games. "How about.... Hey! What's this?" Yusuke asked as he held out a box.
The cover of the box had a picture of himself, Kuwabara, Hiei, and Kurama. It was a YYH video game?
Yusuke felt very creeped out and tossed the game aside. He then found Spyro the Dragon!
"Let's play this!" Yusuke suggested.
"You dimwit! That's a one-player game!" Genkai said boldly.
"I know," Yusuke responded. "That's why I want to play! You can't beat me. I won't die in this game!"
5 minutes later.........
"NOOOO! How can it be game over?" Yusuke asked to himself.
"Playing Spyro the Dragon also involves using your brain!" Genkai said as she gave Yusuke a good smack in the head. "Besides, how can you lose 80 lives in 5 minutes?"
"I kept falling off that cliff," Yusuke said silently feeling very hot all of a sudden. He never liked Genkai's harsh training.
The camera turned off.
The camera turned on again.
"I had once heard that when ningens go, it is more horrible than the sight of the old running around undressed," He stated as he walked through Genkai's temple. "Today I shall see if that statement is true." (If you're wondering why I put that part in, my friend told me he saw a bunch of naked old guys running through the streets once.)
Genkai clutched a roll of newspaper in her left hand as she walked down the hall. She slid the door open and walked into her bathroom.
Once she was inside and the door was closed, Hiei hurried to the entrance and slid it open just enough for him to get a glimpse.
There she was. Genkai was sitting on her toilet, reading the front page of the newspaper. Then without any warning at all, she clenched her newspaper with both hands and out came the brown mush. Splashing sounds and watery farts could be heard down the hall as she continued to push it all out. Her contorted face began to relax but turned back to distress as more came out. Once it was over, Genkai's distorted face was now gone but the bathroom seriously reeked of eggs.
Hiei gasped and imitated Genkai's twisted face as the smell leaked out of the bathroom.
"How disgusting! I guess this is why ningens close the door when they need to take it out," Hiei spat. "They surely have more disgusting feces than us demons. Who knew they can look like liquids."
Genkai finally finished her business and stood up from the toilet. She pulled up her pants and looked at her creations, proud at what she had done.
"I guess this is what happens when you eat Kuwabara's spicy chicken," Genkai said as she headed towards the door.
As the bathroom door began to open, Hiei quickly blurted out with wide eyes, "That belief really is a fact."
Genkai calmly walked out of the bathroom and into the empty hall.
"Disgustusting!" Hiei spat outside in a tree. "Well, so much for Genkai."
Disclaimer: I don't own YYH or Spyro the Dragon
You're on Hiei Camera!
Chapter 10: Genkai
The camera turns on and Hiei's blushing yet irritated face appears.
"Hn, today I'm going to follow the old hag since I'm already here in her temple," Hiei said to his precious camera. "But I keep getting distracted by these idiots who are trying to-"
"Hiei!" A naked Kurama interrupted. "Come join us! We're not planning to ogle at you or anything!"
"Yeah," Yusuke grinned. "It's not like we want to see which one of our 'baseball bats' are bigger!"
"Huh?" Kuwabara stepped in. "I thought we were...."
"SHHHHHH!" Yusuke shushed his naked friend.
Hiei angrily mumbled to himself about stupid bathing habits and dropped his camera on the floor along with the rest of his clothes.
Right as Hiei stepped outside.....
"Oh my!" Kurama gasped as Yusuke teasingly growled and whistled.
"Come on, Shrimp. Lose the pink towel! Besides, who knew you like wearing that color?" Kuwabara teased.
Hiei tossed the towel away and quickly jumped into the water. And with that speed, he went by unnoticed.
"Aw! You didn't even give us a peek! Uh.... Not that I wanted to see or anything!" Kuwabara stumbled.
"Hey! Want to go peeking?! That's always fun!" Yusuke sneered.
"Sure!" Kuwabara laughed.
Yusuke tugged at Hiei and left Kurama behind since he didn't want any part of this. Their shiny little butts climbed to the edge of the wall. They looked.... But unfortunately, Yusuke and Kuwabara didn't get to see much. Only Genkai was bathing. The two friends started making a little riot from the lack of women. Hiei, wanting to know what the fuss was about, peered over and saw a wrinkly old woman.
Hiei just kept staring and staring, hypnotized by the wrinkles. 'Damn! How many wrinkles are there?! So many popping veins.... Egh! How can she have so many if the kitsune has none even though he's much older?! This is disgusting! But how come I can't stop looking?! Egh!'
Yusuke and Kuwabara just looked at Hiei. "Hiei! You sly dog! You got the hots for Grandma now?" Yusuke teased.
Hiei jumped at the sudden burst of sound and fell backwards into the steamy water.
The camera turned on and Hiei's face appears.
"Some call her Genkai or, as Yusuke calls her, the evil grandma," Hiei began. "Yusuke always complain about her 'rigorous' training so I might as well see how it plays out."
Hiei walked though the temple and saw no one was around. For this reason, he had decided to go look around. He walked through the long hallways and randomly opened doors, in hope of finding her but having no success.
Hiei opened another door of Genkai's temple just a bit and witnessed the most horrible sight ever! Genkai was beating Yusuke at playing video games.... blindfolded!
Hiei smirked at the ridiculous sight of a sweaty Yusuke struggling as if his life depended on it and a blindfolded Genkai who is sitting there calmly, hardly trying.
Genkai and Yusuke had been playing for merely three minutes and Genkai had already beaten Yusuke more than twenty times.
"It seems they are controlling some sort of little creatures on that screen," Hiei quietly said.
"NOOOOOO!" Yusuke screamed out, slamming his fingers on random buttons of the controller. "That's not fair! You can't keep attacking me while I'm down!"
"Dimwit, use your brain." Genkai replied back. "That's the whole point in playing! You must learn to use strategy."
"KO," The TV screen read.
Yusuke nearly cried from losing every single round, "C-can we play something else?"
"Like what?" Genkai asked as she took her blindfold off.
Yusuke went over and dug through her huge box filled of games. "How about.... Hey! What's this?" Yusuke asked as he held out a box.
The cover of the box had a picture of himself, Kuwabara, Hiei, and Kurama. It was a YYH video game?
Yusuke felt very creeped out and tossed the game aside. He then found Spyro the Dragon!
"Let's play this!" Yusuke suggested.
"You dimwit! That's a one-player game!" Genkai said boldly.
"I know," Yusuke responded. "That's why I want to play! You can't beat me. I won't die in this game!"
5 minutes later.........
"NOOOO! How can it be game over?" Yusuke asked to himself.
"Playing Spyro the Dragon also involves using your brain!" Genkai said as she gave Yusuke a good smack in the head. "Besides, how can you lose 80 lives in 5 minutes?"
"I kept falling off that cliff," Yusuke said silently feeling very hot all of a sudden. He never liked Genkai's harsh training.
The camera turned off.
The camera turned on again.
"I had once heard that when ningens go, it is more horrible than the sight of the old running around undressed," He stated as he walked through Genkai's temple. "Today I shall see if that statement is true." (If you're wondering why I put that part in, my friend told me he saw a bunch of naked old guys running through the streets once.)
Genkai clutched a roll of newspaper in her left hand as she walked down the hall. She slid the door open and walked into her bathroom.
Once she was inside and the door was closed, Hiei hurried to the entrance and slid it open just enough for him to get a glimpse.
There she was. Genkai was sitting on her toilet, reading the front page of the newspaper. Then without any warning at all, she clenched her newspaper with both hands and out came the brown mush. Splashing sounds and watery farts could be heard down the hall as she continued to push it all out. Her contorted face began to relax but turned back to distress as more came out. Once it was over, Genkai's distorted face was now gone but the bathroom seriously reeked of eggs.
Hiei gasped and imitated Genkai's twisted face as the smell leaked out of the bathroom.
"How disgusting! I guess this is why ningens close the door when they need to take it out," Hiei spat. "They surely have more disgusting feces than us demons. Who knew they can look like liquids."
Genkai finally finished her business and stood up from the toilet. She pulled up her pants and looked at her creations, proud at what she had done.
"I guess this is what happens when you eat Kuwabara's spicy chicken," Genkai said as she headed towards the door.
As the bathroom door began to open, Hiei quickly blurted out with wide eyes, "That belief really is a fact."
Genkai calmly walked out of the bathroom and into the empty hall.
"Disgustusting!" Hiei spat outside in a tree. "Well, so much for Genkai."
