IMPORTANT! MUST READ!!!!/ Well readers, it's been nice writing this fic. But I think my time has come to end this one. Hopefully, you have all enjoyed this story as much as I did. So, here you have it. The last chapter....... Just kidding! Happy late April Fools! Heh. Yeah, I know I'm really late in that but I couldn't resist. ^////^

Disclaimer: I don't own YYH, Michael Jackson, or Lord of the Rings

Chapter 11: Karasu

The camera turns on and Hiei's face appears.

"Where is that door?!" A frustrated Hiei spat as he walked through Koenma's palace. He pushed a door open and smirked, "Finally, I've found it."

He jumped through the door and began falling, "Well, since that kitsune has already slaughtered that ugly bomb, I might as well go down to see him."

He landed gracefully on what seemed to be the underworld. Hiei looked around. Some had their heads in poo and the others were being torched. And some were just on a break from having to play chess all day long. He walked towards the never-ending infernos, and found... Karasu being tortured by pineapples!

"No! I can't stand it!" Karasu yelled out. "I hate eating pineapples! They're so healthy!"

A talking pineapple laughed, "Too bad! Pineapples, squirt in his eyes now!"

Karasu, having his eyes blinded by the juice, begged for mercy, "Please stop! It stings! It stings!"

"T-this is his punishment?" Hiei asked himself. "Pah! How can the baka be tormented by ningen fruits?!"

"No! Not the kiwi!" Karasu yelled in agony.

"Yes! THE KIWI!" The pineapple sneered.

"Sir! We have gathered the tangerines and oranges. They are ready to fire their juices, Sir." A small blueberry announced.

"Good job, Soldier!" The pineapple leader congratulated. He turned to his fruit army, "Now! Some of you may not be able to make it back. But if you die, you will die with honor! Now CHARGE!"

Hiei watched as thousands of little fruits were being squirted and eaten, "How foolish."

The camera turned off.

A while later, the camera turned on.

"Hn," Hiei began. "That Karasu has devoured all the fruit and is now on his break."

Hiei trampled over a few burning guys and other oddities. But he made it over near a small rock on which Karasu was resting upon. Hiei hid behind a boulder and took his camera out. He zoomed in on Karasu getting up and changing into some green tights.

Karasu waved his hand in the air and a TV materialized out of nowhere. He turned it channel 3 1/4 and an ugly ogre appeared on the screen.

"OK folks! Time for our daily aerobics!" The monster proclaimed. "Let's go! And one and two and one and two!"

Hiei watched as Karasu started gyrating around. He kept kicking and kicking unenthusiastically.

"Stupid fruits! Ugh!" Karasu cursed as he jumped. "I bet they just want to make me fat! Ugh!"

Hiei filmed the once deadly being dancing as if there was no tomorrow.

"Hn, if he wishes to move around like that, he should wear some less revealing pants," Hiei snorted as he filmed the giant hole on the back of his tight tights, showing off the wrinkles and veins on his plump end.

"Must work my butt muscles!" Karasu gasped for air as he grabbed his behind and started pressing them up and down, enlarging the hole on his pants.

A few minutes later, the hole was so big that it was hardly covering his rear at all. But still, Karasu just danced, "Eat your heart out, Michael Jackson! And Kurama, you'll be mine when you die!"

"Good!" The little ogre on the TV screen encouraged. "You're doing a great job. You'll be the next Lord of the Dance!"

The camera turned off.

The camera turned on.

"Karasu, the supposedly graceful dancer, is using some ningen device," Hiei grunted out. "I heard the kitsune say it was a 'comtorper' or something."

Karasu was on his little rock with a computer, clicking away happily. He typed in Kurama's name in a search engine and clicked on the first link given to him.

"What is that baka doing?" Hiei wondered as the camera zoomed in. "He seems to be... looking at pictures of Kurama?!"

"Ooooo!" Karasu grinned. "Here is a lovely picture of that fox. Rawr. Now I have completed my collection!" (Admit it... You people like to gawk at pictures of your favorite anime characters, am I right?)

Karasu right clicked on the picture and tried to save it but the computer had frozen.

"NO!" Karasu yelled angrily. "Work! Damn you, work!"

Karasu began smacking the computer monitor, throwing rocks at it, and even giving it a nice kick.

"He seems to be angry so he must take it out by abusing the comtorper," Hiei stated monotonously.

Karasu sighed in defeat as he sat down and looked at the malfunctioned computer, "Evil computers! Why must you do this to me?!"

He kicked the computer one last time and luckily, his foot had hit the reset button. The screen went black and rebooted as Karasu just stared in confusion.

"I fixed it!" Karasu congratulated himself.

Karasu went back online and checked his mail. But an evil pop-up popped up with some porn.

"Egh," Hiei spat with disgust. "He is just like Yusuke. Looking at undressed ningens."

Another pop-up popped up over the previous pop-up with some more girls.

"My computer is being infected with naked women!" Karasu gasped.

He quickly tried to close the pop-ups but even more kept coming. Soon, it was too much for him and he had to restart the computer again.

He waited for a few minutes so the extremely slow computer could start up. But right when he reached his desktop, it froze and Karasu had to once again reboot it. A while later, he had reached his desktop but it crashed again!

"Oh the torture!" Karasu cried out. "This must stop now!"

Karasu used his wondrous powers and had the device explode.

"That ridiculous comtorper is finally destroyed!" Hiei gratefully said.

Right there and then, Botan flew in on her oar. "Hiei! There you are!" She called out. "Koenma has been looking everywhere for you!"

Hiei quickly hid his camera and glared at the girl.

"Hiei!" She yelled once more as she picked the angry fire demon off of the ground and flew back to spirit world.

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Yeah, yeah. Not so Karasu-ish but I tried! So kick me then! *people start kicking kc's butt with a big heavy boot* Er... I guess I deserved that. But seriously, I was looking back at my previous fics and I had gotten flamed once. And I was thinking that I really am bad at this and I still need TONS of practice. I'm just saying that if you guys think I really do suck, just tell me. I could really make use of your suggestions. Thank you.