Note From The Author: What's up? It's back! You know what time it is. I've decided to handle the Hanyou Hazards all on my own. I have to apologize to an unfortunate shortcoming by co-writing with my classmate (Sorry homey.). Because of that I can certainly remember a funny ass flame. It trips me out to this day, man. That bull is not going to fade me!

As a matter of fact, every since I've became an author here of ff.net I've been raided with numerous viruses. I see that there's a few crash dummies are intent on taking me out the game. Let me tell those fools a little something-something: Your boy ain't stupid! Don't try me. I can see the writings on the wall you know.

Well I know that I'm on someone's shit list now. Let me just get on with this...

Disclaimer: We know that by now.

Inuyasha

The Hanyou Hazards

Sketch 1: Playing The 'Non Hesitant' Game

Kagome and Sangou listened to the radio intently. The radio station was presenting a challenging game to the locals. Whoever manages to successfully overcome the standards for the game wins a special prize. Though it seems simple it actually harder than most would initially think. The jubilant voice of the radio host answers a call.

"Hello! Would you like a chance to win five hundred thousand yen?"

The girl on the other end squealed. "Yes! I would love to!"

"Kagome..." Sangou beckoned. "What were the rules of the game again?"

Kagome shushed her friend. "Listen and you'll find out, Sangou." She whispered.

The DJ clarified her the instructions. "Okay. You must not stutter... you cannot stammer... no 'ums' and 'ahs'... and lastly you can't hesitant for more than five seconds. Got it?"

The girl responded. "Got it."

"I think I get it now." Sangou considered.

"Alright. You have thirty seconds to name as many American hip hop stars as you can. If you manage to go over twenty you win the prize!!"

"Got cha!"

"Are you ready?"

"Yeah."

"Three... two... one... and go!"

The ticking of a clock can be heard.

The girl began "Big Boi 3000... Dr. Dre... Chingy... Pastor Troy... Ludacris..." She paused but she didn't exceed the five seconds limit. "2Pac... Eminem... 50 Cent... Ying Yang Twins... Fred Durst... Field Mob... Trick Daddy... Nelly... DMX... Nas... Lil' Flip... Notorious B.I.G." Her mind went into oblivion again.

"Don't tell me!!" Kagome cursed the girl's luck. "That's an easy category!!"

"Shh!" Sangou shushed.

The girl uttered her shortcoming. "Um..."

A buzzer sounded.

"Whoa! Kid, you was on a roll but you failed." Said the DJ. "Thanks for playing."

The girl burst out into sobs.

Kagome had already took her cellular phone out of her pocket. "I'm having a crack at it."

Sangou scoffed at her. "You think that you can win? It's actually harder than it seems you know."

"Don't be silly." Kagome reassured. "I'll be prepared. I've already jot down on paper of any possible categories. When I read them out, I'm bound to win that prize!"

"Do what you do." Sangou dismissed.

Kagome hastily dailed the number to the radio station. "It's ringing!" She said shrilly.

"Good for you." Sangou replied as she narrows her eyes in a bored manner.

The radio DJ chirped on the radio. "Hello caller! Would you like a chance to win five hundred thousand yen?"

Kagome practically roared into the phone. "Hell yea!"

"Alright, alright! It looks like you're ready. You know the rules?"

"YES! NO HESITATION!"

"Okay, here's what you gotta do: In thirty five seconds, you must name at least fifty countries. Are you up to the challenge?"

That subject caught her completely off guard.

"Yea... sure."

"Uh oh..." Sangou chuckled.

"You're on in... three... two... one..."

The clock began to tick.

Kagome inhaled a breath then released. "Japan... Canada... France... Russia... United States... China... Mexico... India... Egypt... Madagascar... Brazil... Chad... Oman... Burma... Thailand... Cambodia... Korea... Mongolia... Greenland... England... Spain... Germany... South Africa... Nigeria..." She starts to slow down a bit.

'Oh shit!" Sangou thought in surprise as she gather herself closer to Kagome on the couch. 'She might make it!'

15 seconds remaining...

"Portugal... Austria... Iran... Iraq... Afghanistan... Panama... Jamaica... Laos... Italy... Greece... Poland... Belgium... Puerto Rico... um... ah...

The buzzer went off

"Shit! Damn it all!" Kagome swore.

"Aw! Too bad, home girl!! You was on it like grease on fried chicken! That was a brilliant effort!"

"I bet..." Kagome muttered and then she slammed her fist on her thighs. "Damn! How many countries that I named?"

"Thirty-seven." Sangou answered nonchalantly.

"This is tough." She realized.

"Hi there! Would you like to take today's challenge?"

A very familiar voice answered. "Yes." A malicious and dulcet feminine voice.

"That's Kagura!" Sangou and Kagome exclaimed at the same time.

"Okay! In order to win the prize you must name ten anime shows in fifteen seconds. Got that?"

"I'm ready."

"Damn! They're practically giving her the prize!" Exclaimed Kagome.

"If Kagura cannot get this the I really pity her further for being Naraku's daughter." Said Sangou.

"Saddle up! You're on in three... two... one... GO!!"

The clock begins to tick again...

"Let's see..." Kagura began. "Totally Spies... uh... Teen Titans..."

The buzzer immediately went off.

"Aw man! You're lost before you really started! Sorry!"

"Huh?"

"Crash dummy!" Kagome and Sangou guffawed.

A background voice can be heard. "Dumbass! You need to stop smoking my marijuana!" It was Naraku.

"But Dad!"

"Shut up! Go to bed!" He was mocking her but he couldn't suppress his laughter.

"Next caller please! Hello!"

"Good day." A woman spoke. It was a lovely melodious voice.

"I know that voice." Kagome realized with a frown. "It's Kikyou."

"Alright! Do you wanna attempt today's challenge?"

"No need." Kikyou replied. "I just want to give a few shout outs."

"Fire away!!"

"Inuyasha! I'm still deeply intent on dragging you to hell with me!" She warned. "So you can neither run nor hide. Kagome..."

Kagome gulped. The beautiful countenance in Kikyou's voice became a hostile and menacing one.

"Get on my level!" She hissed. "I'm going to see you at the club tonight. And Naraku: When I see you, I'm going to bust you in your sorry--"

The DJ cut her off. "Ooh! Too violent!! Next caller!"

Sangou snatched the cell phone from Kagome's grasp. "I think that I should get a try in this." She declared as she immediately dialed the radio station's number.

At that time a sweaty Inuyasha and Miroku came into the room. The hanyou was twirling a basketball. "We're back. Bankotsu and his boys beat us by two points. They were just lucky."

"Anyway it was a good game." Said Miroku."

"Well I'm off to take a dip in the springs." Inuyasha said. "That tough game we had today got me smelling like hot dogs."

"You want me to join you?" Kagome purred as she gave him a seductive look. "I'll wash your back and you'll wash mine."

"Keh. Come along minion." Inuyasha signaled jokingly as Kagome followed.

Miroku was thinking of the same with Sangou.

"Brace yourself! You must name at least fifteen male's names that starts with the letter M in twenty seconds. You down?"

"Right..." Sangou muttered.

"Three... two... one... it's on!"

Tick tock...

Sangou leaned on the arm of the couch. Somehow her position was enticing Miroku.

"Mark... Marcus... Marth... Malcolm... Martin... Michael... Mandrel... Max... Mickey... Mitsurugi... Mario..."

Miroku drew nearer as he sat on the couch. His eyes were very intent on Sangou's derriere.

"Michiru... Marlon..." Sangou's heartbeat began to flutter. She's almost there...

'Damn! Just two more...' She mused frantically.

"...McCray..." She went on hiatus.

At that very moment, Miroku laid his hand on her booty.

"MIROKU!!!" Sangou shouted in outrage. "You... mother fucker!!!"

Sirens went off.

"Congratulation caller!! You're the winner of our challenge!! The five hundred thousand yen goes too you!!"

"YEAH!!! I WON!! I WON!!" She screamed hysterically.

"Alright. Give us your name and address and we shall mail you the check you lucky fox, you!"

Sangou proceeded as the DJ allowed the line to cut off from the radio waves. He received the information and he confirmed it. A big check comes into her mail tomorrow.

"I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS SHIT! I WON!!" She starts to bounce up and down and Miroku ogled at her tender body as it rippled with her every moment. She ran and embraced Miroku. "Miroku I won!! Can you believe it!?"

Miroku was flabbergast. "What exactly did you win, dear Sangou?"

"FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND YEN!!" She exclaimed. "Wait until I tell Kagome about this!"

"Five hundred thousand yen!!? That's fantastic!!" Miroku followed.

"Isn't it!?" Her and Miroku hopped up and down euphorically during their embrace. Miroku, being the lecher that he is, took this as an opportunity. He leaned onto her and fell on the couch with his body on top of hers. He went in for a long, hot kiss.

"PERVERT!!"

She let him have it.

*BOP!*

"You're a slick fellow aren't you?" She said dangerously. "Serves you right, loser!"

She left the room.

"Damn... women are never hesitant to beat me up." Miroku grumbled.

END

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