Note From Your Boy: What's up, it's your boy. Well… due to a previous misfortune I had to let this cat out the bag again. Man, I regret having to cooperate with a classmate and have a punk flamer quoting "Two Words: IT SUCKED!!" Though to me, flames are funny as hell but heed my warning… If any troublemaker becomes bold enough to try to aggravate me… it's on! Man, I'd exploded on a few dudes that tried me. It didn't make any sense. And afterwards I had a virus in my computer. I see those busters tried to take me out the game.
I've fallen but now I'm back and more dangerous than ever! I love this site man. I'm hardly on the web but I became real attach to ff.net. I've mad respect for the people here, including the authors and the readers (Especially Hime No Argh's Zelda fan fictions), but I beginning to entitle this site as hostile…
Sad man… for real… There are authors here from every corner of the globe trying to do their thing and yet there are some 'unknown' people trying to bring them down. Please don't worry about what they're flaming about… it's not even worth anyone's time.
Let me get on with this…
Disclaimer: We heard it all before…
Inuyasha
The Hanyou Hazards
Sketch Three: Warring States Geographic, part 1
"Howdy partners!" The narrator greeted. "It's a lovely day isn't it?"
"Yeah, I bet." A cameraman griped. "Let's just pray that you don't decide to fuck with any venomous snakes or any man eating animal for that matter."
The narrator sighed. "Charming…" He regains his enthusiastic demeanor. "Anyway partners, we have actually managed to travel back in time to the Sengoku Jidai of sixteenth century Japan."
"That's impressive. Am I getting extra pay for any of this?"
"This is an especially superstitious time in Japanese history. In this particular era, beautiful creatures known as youkai roamed the country."
"Youkai? Does that mean demon?"
"Yes it does my friend." The narrator answered.
"Oh shit…"
"Not only that we're here to study their natural habitat. We mainly came her to learn more about their everyday habits: how they communicate, exercise, eat, sleep, have sex-"
"Damn man! We get the picture!" The cameraman ranted. Suddenly a shadow whisked by quickly above his head. "What the hell was that!? It was considerably to big to be considered a bird."
Fortunately for the narrator, he had a quick glimpse of a certain half demon. "It's one of the demons. Quickly we must pursue to learn more about the creature."
"I have a bad feeling about this…"
* * *
Inuyasha made his way back to the hut with Kagome in tow. He gently placed her back on his feet as he volunteered to carry her backpack inside the hut. The schoolgirl smiled warmly at him.
"Thanks for the lift, Inuyasha." She merited. "Saves me the strain of carrying an extra load on my back."
Inuyasha obviously didn't catch on to what she was saying. He eyed her figure critically. "Extra load huh?" He especially gazed at her legs…
"Yeah it was quite heavy." Kagome replied sweetly. "It would have been quite a hassle to carry it all the way here." She notices that the hanyou was 'staring' at her. A blush rose to her cheeks. 'My goodness! What's with the odd looks he's been giving me lately? Does he see anything he liked just now?'
"Hmm…" Kagome definitely went through some changes since he met her. She was still impossibly cute and lithe but something else about her concerned him. Maybe it was the 'extra load' was what she was talking about. She definitely matured slightly and grew a little in height, along with longer legs, curvier hips, and broader thighs… not that he was complaining. "It's nicer than before." He confirmed.
Kagome blush brightened. "Eh? What do you mean?"
"Keh. The extra load is nice." He elucidated. "But if you're so concerned about your figure then I recommend that you should stop munching on all the ramen noodles. It's a surprise that you have a lot left in your backpack."
Kagome's face was once red from blushing, but now from anger. "That's what I meant by the extra load, stupid!! OSUWARI!!!"
"Damn…" That was quickly followed by a thunderous thud. "I was complimenting you, you twit…" He muttered in the dirt.
Kagome picked up her backpack that he dropped. "Well since I'm putting on a little weight from the ramen then that means I shall share it with the others… except you." She dismissed herself inside the hut.
"Grr… sensitive bitch…"
"I'd heard that! OSUWARI!!!"
WHAM!
"…"
Off at a safe distance from the village…
"Damn!" The cameraman exclaimed. "Oh girl said a magic word and that long haired dude slammed face first into the dirt!"
"This is splendid!" The narrator beamed. "That elusive creature was a dog demon!"
"Man you're crazy!!" The cameraman warned. "If that guy had business to take care of with that girl then let him be. I value my life, you know?"
"No worries." The narrator reassured. "We'll just want to learn more about it's mating habits. You know, since he can mate with human females."
"The same like everyone else does." The camera tried to convince. "C'mon man! This isn't necessary!"
"Well you just sit back and enjoy." The narrator informed. Then, out the blue, he caught a glimpse of Soul Collecting Insects. "What a wonderful period of time, indeed."
The said dog demon sprinted out of the hut all of a sudden. The schoolgirl tries to stop him and she seems to be very upset.
This cannot be good…
END OF SKETCH THREE
TO BE CONTINUED
