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A/N This is a pretty lame story except it will probably crack u up. But it tells you what Neville, Harry, Ron and Hermione think about each other.

Fat ugly prune!

It was a chilly morning in the Gryffindor common room, Ron was playing wizards chess with Harry and Hermione was reading ten ways to jinx a ghost.

When Neville walked into the room crying and said "Malfoy said I was a fat ugly prune and now everyone is calling me prune face.

Ha said Ron, then Neville turned on him and said at least I don't have a head the size of a watermelon and ears even bigger. Then Harry said to Neville I wouldn't say anything if I was u because you have a buff head which looks like a banana".

Then Neville says to Harry " at least I don't dress up like a girl and wear lipstick

And Harry said they just look good on me and started crying.

Then Hermione stood up and said you're all dum shmums and then she casts idiot's shutupes. Then everything goes back to normal.

A/N If you like this story, review it then read one of my other stories. They will all crack you up!