Chapter 4
On an island off the coast of Reefside Sector, Mesogog- the nemesis of the DinoThunder Power Rangers- stood in front of a group of Disney's most evil villains. "I have called you here because you are the worst of the worst. It is your job to disrupt the wedding of Max Goof and Roxanne Martin." Pete looked at Mesogog. "I get it. The DinoThunder Rangers kept kicking your ass, so you're sending us to do your dirty work." "That's not it," Mesogog said. "I am giving you a chance for revenge. The so-called 'heroes' that defeated you will all be there. As the humans say, it'll be like killing two birds with one stone." Maleficent, the witch that cursed Princess Aurora (Sleeping Beauty) smiled. "Yes, Lord Mesogog. I have wanted revenge on that witch-with-a-B Aurora for a long time," she said. The villains nodded, then disappeared.
In the cockpit of the Crane Zord, Roxanne laughed as she thought about what might be in the package she got from Ariel. A red light blinked on the panel. "Pink Ranger," Roxanne said. "Pink Ranger, this is Max Goof, commanding the Astro MegaShip. We are under attack." "All right, MegaShip. Send your coordinates.I'm on my way. Crane Zord, out." The Crane Zord was joined by five fighters from Mordovia. "Crane Zord, this is Jet Force Leader. Princess Ariel has been made aware of the attack on your home vessel. She has placed us under your command." "Thank you, Jet Force Leader. Follow me," Roxanne said as she pushed the blue button and griped the flight stick.
On the Astro MegaShip, Andros turned to Max. "We've lost the NASADA shuttle! We can't form the Astro Megazord!" Max gulped. "Ashley, prepare to signal..." Max was interrupted by the approach of the Crane Zord and the Mordovian Jet Force fighters. That gave Max an idea. "Andros, can we form the Astro Megazord with the Crane Zord replacing the NASADA shuttle?" Max asked. Andros smiled. "That's one of the new abilities Katherine and I gave the Crane Zord. Ashley?" Ashley nodded. "Channel open." "Roxanne, this is Andros. Prepare to begin Astro Megazord formation sequence." Max's jaw dropped as Roxanne's voice came on the comm. "Just say the word, Andros," she said.
After the completion of the formation sequence, Roxanne came on the Bridge, helmet in hand. Max looked at Roxanne. "Why didn't you tell me?" Max asked. "I'll tell you later," Roxanne said. "But first, let's get through this battle first." Roxanne took the Helm from Chad. A few minutes later, the attacking vessels were soundly defeated. Max looked at Roxanne. "I'd like to see you in the Ready Room, Roxy," Max said as Roxanne powered down. "Andros, you have the conn."
In the Ready Room, Max turned to Roxanne. "Why didn't you tell me about this when you brought the WWE Raw wrestlers aboard?" he asked. "I was pressed for time," Roxanne said. "I had to be in and out so I could get back to Mordovia." Roxanne played with her hair. "Max, I only received the Pink Ranger power so I can operate the Crane Zord. I wanted to go on my own -pre-wedding journey." Max smiled. "I see what you mean." Andros' voice came on the comm. "Max, this is Andros. The Crane Zord is in Landing Bay 1 whenever Roxanne wants to leave." "Thanks, Andros. Roxanne will be leaving in a few minutes. Out," Max said. "Good luck, Roxanne. And, may the Power protect you." Roxanne leaned in and kissed Max. "May it protect you as well, Max. I still wanna get married to ya," Roxanne said. Max kissed Roxanne back. "Me too."
As the Crane Zord flew away, under the protection of the Jet Force fighters, Max sighed. "Andros, get a repair team on the NASADA shuttle. This is top priority." Andros nodded. "Aye, sir." Andros turned to Ashley. "Get the WWE Smackdown wrestlers on it." Ashley nodded.
In their room, the WWE Raw wrestlers were discussing their plight. "You've gotta be crazy," Randy Orton- WWE Intercontinental Champion- said to Eric Bischoff. "Yeah," Ric Flair- 1/2 of the WWE World Tag Team Champions-said. "On the one hand, we've watched these characters since childhood." "On the other," Batista- the other half of the World Tag Team Champions-said, "this might just be a group hallucination." "I have an idea to prove it," Victoria-the WWE Women's Champion-said as she moved over to a food dispenser. "Coffee, with a hint of Irish Creme flavor." The dispenser slid a cup of coffee into Victoria's hand. She moved over to each of her companions and dumped a portion of coffee on them. Then she did it to herself. "You've proved your point, Victoria," Bischoff said. "Now, what do we do?" Orton asked. Victoria smiled. "We make sure Max and Roxanne get married," she said. Bischoff nodded. "That's just what we'll do," he said.
In Landing Bay 2, the Smackdown wrestlers were talking about their situation. "Mr. Angle, what do we do?" Rikishi-1/2 of the WWE Tag Team Champions- said. "I'm sure my Raw counterpart is talking about this with his team," Angle said. "I'm sure he's gonna have his boys help Max and Roxanne get married, so we can go home." Eddie Guerrero- the WWE Champion- nodded. "I may not like you much, Kurt. But, you're the G.M. of Smackdown. What you say goes," he said. Angle nodded. "Let's make sure they experience the biggest wedding this world has ever seen." Angle turned back to the NASADA shuttle. "Rikishi, hand me a hydrospanner."
Max watched as Koriko Sector grew on the viewscreen. "Tombo is hailing us," Ashley said. "Max, we've finished distributing the invitations. We're ready to return to the ship." Max smiled. "Come on home," Max said. "Chad, ready Landing Bay 3." "Landing Bay 3, aye," Chad said.
Roxanne smiled as Loftonia Sector- home of Belle and Prince Robert (the Beast from Beauty and the Beast [1991])- grew in the viewport. The Jet Force fighters landed behind a close-by outcropping. "Jet Force, remain until I call you," Roxanne said. As Roxanne powered down, she thought once more about the package she recieved from Ariel. "What could be so important about Ariel's advice to me that it has to wait until my wedding day?" she thought to herself. "I guess I'll have to wait just a few more days." Roxanne looked at her watch and smiled as she began the trek to the castle.
On the Bridge of the Astro MegaShip, Max sat in the command chair as Ashley turned to him. "Max, we're receiving a Priority 1 communique from Anaheim Sector," Ashley said. Max gasped. Communications from Anaheim Sector were rare, unless something big was going on. "Put it on screen," Max said. "Aye, sir," Ashley responded. The screen filled with the image of Roy E. Disney, formerly a member of the Walt Disney Company Board of Directors. "Max, I don't have much time. Kim Possible died," Disney said. "Oh, my God," Max whispered. "An obituary for Miss Possible has just been published on her website." A fax machine on the arm of the command chair spat out a few sheets of paper. Max read:
Obituary:
Kimberly Ann "Kim" Possible, passed away 2004, aged 16. Kim was a
straight "A" student at Middleton High School, and captain of the
cheerleading squad. Kim, however, was best known for her
extracurricular activities as a "troubleshooter" - a free lance law
enforcement consultant who conducted 64 missions during which she
oversaw the arrest and conviction of several notorious crime
figures. According to her crime-fighting associate Ron Stoppable,
she had a gift for using her cheerleading athleticism in subduing
violent offenders without the need of deadly force. Ron also said
that she also had a unique ability to bond with his pet - a trained
naked mole rat named Rufus - and utilize his small size and speed in
portions of her missions. An associate who only identified himself
as "Wade" says that her use of high technology equipment which he
supplied helped give her an "edge" over her opponents.
According to Ron, her last mission was to save herself from the evil
villian Michael Eisner, who was once her staunchest ally. Both
Wade, Ron, and her family advised her against the mission, pointing
out that Michael was far more evil and powerful than her previous
adversaries including Dr. Drew "Drakken" Lipsky, Team "go" good girl
turned evil "Shego", Duff Killigan, DNAmy, Frugal Lucre, Senior
Senior Senior and Junior, and Lord Monkey Fist. Against the advice,
she set out for California, equipped for her mission only with
resources given to her by Disney family member Roy Disney, and
corporate sponsor Comcast. Although details are sketchy about what
went wrong on the mission, it is clear that Michael Eisner was
responsible for her demise. His villainous persona is to
arbitrarily impose a "death date" on his most valuable friends,
especially those who are successful beyond expectations. Michael's
latest victims include Elizabeth Brooke "Lizzie" McGuire, California
State Senator Eileen Stevens and her entire family, the actor "Jett
Jackson" and three teenagers who owned an antique Jersey.
Vowing to continue Kim's work, associates Ron and Wade, along with
fellow member of the cheerleading squad and friend Monique moved
quickly to try to protect potential Michael Eisner victims Penny
Proud, Raven, and their families. A time travelling barbarian
named "Dave" is also rumored to be in danger in a couple of years.
Kim is survived by twin brothers Jim and Tim, her parents, and one
grandmother. Interment will be on the "Toon Disney" network. The
family asks that all memorial gifts be given to the "Save Disney"
foundation headed by Roy Disney.
Max took a deep breath as he put the paper down. "What are we gonna do, Mr. Disney?" Max asked. "I don't know," Disney said. "All we have to do is make sure that your wedding to Roxanne goes forward. If it happens, all of Mr. Eisner's victims will be restored to this plane." Max nodded. "Mr. Disney, how does Michael Eisner factor into this?" An image of Mesogog, the nemesis of the DinoThunder Power Rangers, appeared. Disney spoke. "This is Mesogog, the evil nemesis of the DinoThunder Power Rangers. We have reason to believe that Michael Eisner is the true identity of Mesogog." "This is heavy," Max said as he sunk back into the command chair. "That it is," Disney said. "In the meantime, proceed with your business. If we are to get our allies back, your wedding must proceed." Max nodded. " That we'll do, Mr. Disney. Max, out." Max turned to face the crew. "You heard the man," Max said. "We must finish our mission. The future of the Disney world depends on it."
TO BE CONTINUED...
Next chapter... April 15th, 2004
On an island off the coast of Reefside Sector, Mesogog- the nemesis of the DinoThunder Power Rangers- stood in front of a group of Disney's most evil villains. "I have called you here because you are the worst of the worst. It is your job to disrupt the wedding of Max Goof and Roxanne Martin." Pete looked at Mesogog. "I get it. The DinoThunder Rangers kept kicking your ass, so you're sending us to do your dirty work." "That's not it," Mesogog said. "I am giving you a chance for revenge. The so-called 'heroes' that defeated you will all be there. As the humans say, it'll be like killing two birds with one stone." Maleficent, the witch that cursed Princess Aurora (Sleeping Beauty) smiled. "Yes, Lord Mesogog. I have wanted revenge on that witch-with-a-B Aurora for a long time," she said. The villains nodded, then disappeared.
In the cockpit of the Crane Zord, Roxanne laughed as she thought about what might be in the package she got from Ariel. A red light blinked on the panel. "Pink Ranger," Roxanne said. "Pink Ranger, this is Max Goof, commanding the Astro MegaShip. We are under attack." "All right, MegaShip. Send your coordinates.I'm on my way. Crane Zord, out." The Crane Zord was joined by five fighters from Mordovia. "Crane Zord, this is Jet Force Leader. Princess Ariel has been made aware of the attack on your home vessel. She has placed us under your command." "Thank you, Jet Force Leader. Follow me," Roxanne said as she pushed the blue button and griped the flight stick.
On the Astro MegaShip, Andros turned to Max. "We've lost the NASADA shuttle! We can't form the Astro Megazord!" Max gulped. "Ashley, prepare to signal..." Max was interrupted by the approach of the Crane Zord and the Mordovian Jet Force fighters. That gave Max an idea. "Andros, can we form the Astro Megazord with the Crane Zord replacing the NASADA shuttle?" Max asked. Andros smiled. "That's one of the new abilities Katherine and I gave the Crane Zord. Ashley?" Ashley nodded. "Channel open." "Roxanne, this is Andros. Prepare to begin Astro Megazord formation sequence." Max's jaw dropped as Roxanne's voice came on the comm. "Just say the word, Andros," she said.
After the completion of the formation sequence, Roxanne came on the Bridge, helmet in hand. Max looked at Roxanne. "Why didn't you tell me?" Max asked. "I'll tell you later," Roxanne said. "But first, let's get through this battle first." Roxanne took the Helm from Chad. A few minutes later, the attacking vessels were soundly defeated. Max looked at Roxanne. "I'd like to see you in the Ready Room, Roxy," Max said as Roxanne powered down. "Andros, you have the conn."
In the Ready Room, Max turned to Roxanne. "Why didn't you tell me about this when you brought the WWE Raw wrestlers aboard?" he asked. "I was pressed for time," Roxanne said. "I had to be in and out so I could get back to Mordovia." Roxanne played with her hair. "Max, I only received the Pink Ranger power so I can operate the Crane Zord. I wanted to go on my own -pre-wedding journey." Max smiled. "I see what you mean." Andros' voice came on the comm. "Max, this is Andros. The Crane Zord is in Landing Bay 1 whenever Roxanne wants to leave." "Thanks, Andros. Roxanne will be leaving in a few minutes. Out," Max said. "Good luck, Roxanne. And, may the Power protect you." Roxanne leaned in and kissed Max. "May it protect you as well, Max. I still wanna get married to ya," Roxanne said. Max kissed Roxanne back. "Me too."
As the Crane Zord flew away, under the protection of the Jet Force fighters, Max sighed. "Andros, get a repair team on the NASADA shuttle. This is top priority." Andros nodded. "Aye, sir." Andros turned to Ashley. "Get the WWE Smackdown wrestlers on it." Ashley nodded.
In their room, the WWE Raw wrestlers were discussing their plight. "You've gotta be crazy," Randy Orton- WWE Intercontinental Champion- said to Eric Bischoff. "Yeah," Ric Flair- 1/2 of the WWE World Tag Team Champions-said. "On the one hand, we've watched these characters since childhood." "On the other," Batista- the other half of the World Tag Team Champions-said, "this might just be a group hallucination." "I have an idea to prove it," Victoria-the WWE Women's Champion-said as she moved over to a food dispenser. "Coffee, with a hint of Irish Creme flavor." The dispenser slid a cup of coffee into Victoria's hand. She moved over to each of her companions and dumped a portion of coffee on them. Then she did it to herself. "You've proved your point, Victoria," Bischoff said. "Now, what do we do?" Orton asked. Victoria smiled. "We make sure Max and Roxanne get married," she said. Bischoff nodded. "That's just what we'll do," he said.
In Landing Bay 2, the Smackdown wrestlers were talking about their situation. "Mr. Angle, what do we do?" Rikishi-1/2 of the WWE Tag Team Champions- said. "I'm sure my Raw counterpart is talking about this with his team," Angle said. "I'm sure he's gonna have his boys help Max and Roxanne get married, so we can go home." Eddie Guerrero- the WWE Champion- nodded. "I may not like you much, Kurt. But, you're the G.M. of Smackdown. What you say goes," he said. Angle nodded. "Let's make sure they experience the biggest wedding this world has ever seen." Angle turned back to the NASADA shuttle. "Rikishi, hand me a hydrospanner."
Max watched as Koriko Sector grew on the viewscreen. "Tombo is hailing us," Ashley said. "Max, we've finished distributing the invitations. We're ready to return to the ship." Max smiled. "Come on home," Max said. "Chad, ready Landing Bay 3." "Landing Bay 3, aye," Chad said.
Roxanne smiled as Loftonia Sector- home of Belle and Prince Robert (the Beast from Beauty and the Beast [1991])- grew in the viewport. The Jet Force fighters landed behind a close-by outcropping. "Jet Force, remain until I call you," Roxanne said. As Roxanne powered down, she thought once more about the package she recieved from Ariel. "What could be so important about Ariel's advice to me that it has to wait until my wedding day?" she thought to herself. "I guess I'll have to wait just a few more days." Roxanne looked at her watch and smiled as she began the trek to the castle.
On the Bridge of the Astro MegaShip, Max sat in the command chair as Ashley turned to him. "Max, we're receiving a Priority 1 communique from Anaheim Sector," Ashley said. Max gasped. Communications from Anaheim Sector were rare, unless something big was going on. "Put it on screen," Max said. "Aye, sir," Ashley responded. The screen filled with the image of Roy E. Disney, formerly a member of the Walt Disney Company Board of Directors. "Max, I don't have much time. Kim Possible died," Disney said. "Oh, my God," Max whispered. "An obituary for Miss Possible has just been published on her website." A fax machine on the arm of the command chair spat out a few sheets of paper. Max read:
Obituary:
Kimberly Ann "Kim" Possible, passed away 2004, aged 16. Kim was a
straight "A" student at Middleton High School, and captain of the
cheerleading squad. Kim, however, was best known for her
extracurricular activities as a "troubleshooter" - a free lance law
enforcement consultant who conducted 64 missions during which she
oversaw the arrest and conviction of several notorious crime
figures. According to her crime-fighting associate Ron Stoppable,
she had a gift for using her cheerleading athleticism in subduing
violent offenders without the need of deadly force. Ron also said
that she also had a unique ability to bond with his pet - a trained
naked mole rat named Rufus - and utilize his small size and speed in
portions of her missions. An associate who only identified himself
as "Wade" says that her use of high technology equipment which he
supplied helped give her an "edge" over her opponents.
According to Ron, her last mission was to save herself from the evil
villian Michael Eisner, who was once her staunchest ally. Both
Wade, Ron, and her family advised her against the mission, pointing
out that Michael was far more evil and powerful than her previous
adversaries including Dr. Drew "Drakken" Lipsky, Team "go" good girl
turned evil "Shego", Duff Killigan, DNAmy, Frugal Lucre, Senior
Senior Senior and Junior, and Lord Monkey Fist. Against the advice,
she set out for California, equipped for her mission only with
resources given to her by Disney family member Roy Disney, and
corporate sponsor Comcast. Although details are sketchy about what
went wrong on the mission, it is clear that Michael Eisner was
responsible for her demise. His villainous persona is to
arbitrarily impose a "death date" on his most valuable friends,
especially those who are successful beyond expectations. Michael's
latest victims include Elizabeth Brooke "Lizzie" McGuire, California
State Senator Eileen Stevens and her entire family, the actor "Jett
Jackson" and three teenagers who owned an antique Jersey.
Vowing to continue Kim's work, associates Ron and Wade, along with
fellow member of the cheerleading squad and friend Monique moved
quickly to try to protect potential Michael Eisner victims Penny
Proud, Raven, and their families. A time travelling barbarian
named "Dave" is also rumored to be in danger in a couple of years.
Kim is survived by twin brothers Jim and Tim, her parents, and one
grandmother. Interment will be on the "Toon Disney" network. The
family asks that all memorial gifts be given to the "Save Disney"
foundation headed by Roy Disney.
Max took a deep breath as he put the paper down. "What are we gonna do, Mr. Disney?" Max asked. "I don't know," Disney said. "All we have to do is make sure that your wedding to Roxanne goes forward. If it happens, all of Mr. Eisner's victims will be restored to this plane." Max nodded. "Mr. Disney, how does Michael Eisner factor into this?" An image of Mesogog, the nemesis of the DinoThunder Power Rangers, appeared. Disney spoke. "This is Mesogog, the evil nemesis of the DinoThunder Power Rangers. We have reason to believe that Michael Eisner is the true identity of Mesogog." "This is heavy," Max said as he sunk back into the command chair. "That it is," Disney said. "In the meantime, proceed with your business. If we are to get our allies back, your wedding must proceed." Max nodded. " That we'll do, Mr. Disney. Max, out." Max turned to face the crew. "You heard the man," Max said. "We must finish our mission. The future of the Disney world depends on it."
TO BE CONTINUED...
Next chapter... April 15th, 2004
