Original song: "Who I Am" by Jessica Andrews
Original lyrics:

If i live to be a hundred
And never see the seven wonders
That'll be alright
If i don't make it to the big leagues
If i never win a grammy
I'm gonna be just fine
'cause i know exactly who i am

I am rosemary's granddaughter
The spitting image of my father
And when the day is done
My momma's still my biggest fan
Sometimes i'm clueless and i'm clumsy
But i've got friends that love me
And they know just where i stand
It's all a part of me
And that's who i am

So when i make a big mistake
When i fall flat on my face
I know i'll be alright
Should my tender heart be broken
I will cry those teardrops knowin'
I will be just fine
'cause nothin' changes who i am

I am rosemary's granddaughter
The spitting image of my father
And when the day is done
My momma's still my biggest fan
Sometimes i'm clueless and i'm clumsy
But i've got friends that love me
And they know just where i stand
It's all a part of me
And that's who i am

I'm a saint and i'm a sinner
I'm a loser, i'm a winner
I'm steady and unstable
I'm young but i am able

I am rosemary's granddaughter
The spitting image of my father
And when the day is done
My momma's still my biggest fan
Sometimes i'm clueless and i'm clumsy
But i've got friends that love me
And they know where i stand
It's all a part of me
And that's who i am

I am rosemary's granddaughter
The spitting image of my father
And when the day is done
My momma's still my biggest fan
Sometimes i'm clueless and i'm clumsy
But i've got friends that love me
And they know where i stand
It's all a part of me
And that's who i am
That's who i am

My version: "Who I Am"

*Gandalf and Pippin are standing before Denethor. Denethor asks Gandalf who in all of Middle Earth is the odd looking short person standing next to him. Pippin yells, "I'm glad you asked!" The lights go dim. A spotlight appears on Pippin, and he starts singing:*

If I live to be eleventy-one
And I'm still a fool of a Took
That'll be alright
If I never make it into battle
If I'm always just a side-kick
I'm gonna be just fine
'Cause I know exactly who I am

I am Peregrin Took
If you take just one look
You'll realize I eat a lot for such a little man
Sometimes I'm clueless and I'm clumsy
But I've got friends that love me
Their names are Merry, Frodo and Sam
That's all a part of me
And that's who I am

Sometimes I make really big mistakes
Like putting a Palantir up to my face
But I know I'll be alright
If I miss second breakfast
I will cry those tear drops knowin'
I will be just fine
'Cause nothing changes who I am

I am Peregrin Took
If you take just one look
You'll realize I eat a lot for such a little man
Sometimes I'm clueless and I'm clumsy
But I've got friends that love me
Their names are Merry, Frodo, and Sam
That's all a part of me
And that's who I am

I'm innocent, but I'm a sinner
I'm a loser, but I'm a winner
I am steady, but unstable
I'm young, but I am able

I am Peregrin Took
If you take just one look
You'll realize I eat a lot for such a little man
Sometimes I'm clueless and I'm clumsy
But I've got friends that love me
Their names are Merry, Frodo and Sam
That's all a part of me
And that's who I am

I am Peregrin Took
If you take just one look
You'll realize I eat a lot for such a little man
Sometimes I'm clueless and I'm clumsy
But I've got friends that love me
Their names are Merry, Frodo and Sam
That's all a part of me
And that's who I aaaaaaaaam!

A/N: This song can also be found at the Celeborn's Karaoke Bar section at councilofelrond.com under my other name, Frodos_One_True_Love.