**I hate this story, ugh do I ever hate this story… but anyway, sorry it's late guys, I had mono and then malaria and my rheumatism was bad this past two weeks and my arthritis was just killing me and then menangistice got a hold of me and yup, it was just hell… lol I stayed up until one o'clock on Friday night getting this fic done for you guys! And I had to work at ten in the morning! I hope you appreciate it! I worked my god damn ass off to get these updates done on time, and they arne't perfectly on time but… well I didn't have either Akeru or Abaku Shi even started yesterday after school, that's right, I sacrificed my Friday night to write for a bunch of people I don't even know!! *hyperventilates* lol, aren't I nice?? Mesh, this one took forever because I don't like it very much, but it'll get better next chapter, I promise lol. Someday I'm just gonna sit down and finish this fic, that will be like the day from Hell. And I'm doing it all for you too. Right now, I'm supposed to be at an x-mas party with Justin but I'm updating lol, he's upstairs having a growling contest with me dog, whatta nerd lol. Anywho, I hope you like it…**

Hanemun- Bunbun Ni

"Seto Kaiba, get out of bed!" Serenity stomped angrily beside the bed.

"Serenity Kaiba, get back in bed," Kaiba mumbled from where his face was buried in the soft white pillow.

"What is wrong with you?" Serenity demanded. "You are usually out of bed before I am."

"You've made me fat and lazy," Kaiba grumbled rolling onto his side and sighing.

Discouraged, Serenity walked over to the large, sliding glass door and opened it, allowing the crisp morning air to fill the bedroom. She frowned slightly as Kaiba just reached down, pulling the blanket to his shoulder and pulled it tighter around him. It was the fourth day of their honeymoon and Kaiba had been sick all of the day before. Serenity sat by the bed and nursed him that day, but she was having difficulties believing he was still sick. Never once had she had the flu more than one day.

Serenity finally just threw her arms up in the air, closed the curtain so her sick husband could sleep, walked through the glass doors, closing the door behind her and laid down on the cotton, padded hammock on the balcony. She stared in front of her, not focusing on anything specific as the rain bounced off the roof above her and the waves crashed against the rocks below her. She soon found herself particularly relaxed and actually enjoying herself. In no way shape or form was she sick of Kaiba, but she enjoyed being alone for the first time in nearly a week.

Serenity lay outside for nearly an hour before the cold began to seep beneath her jeans and jacket. She contemplated going inside, but quickly dismissed that idea when she noticed the lump in her side. It was the blanket she had left outside from the night before. It was cold at first but after a few moments it warmed up and Serenity felt herself slowly drifting back to sleep.

Kaiba didn't move at all for nearly an hour, until he was sure the sleeping pills he'd put in her drink that morning were in effect. Then he jumped out of bed and grabbed for his cell phone.

"Come and get me," he ordered sharply when they answered.

"Of course Master Kaiba," the voice replied, and hung up as Kaiba snapped his phone shut.

Kaiba looked down at his watch, she should be asleep for at least twelve hours, that's plenty of time… Kaiba thought and got up and dressed. He then went outside, picking his sleeping wife up and laid her in the bed he had just exited. Then he undressed her, as he always did. How he enjoyed doing that. Sleeping or awake it was always a thrill.

He checked his watch again, it was 25 minutes later, the driver should be here… Kaiba quickly covered up his partially naked wife and then went to start making the long trek down the stairs to solid ground again. He had a bit of business to attend to and he couldn't have his dear little wife interfering.

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"Don't touch her!" Kaiba said sharply as the man went to grab for Serenity. The man quickly backed off and allowed room for Kaiba to pick his sleeping wife up. He laid her on a cot near the edge of the room and then returned to the other people standing in the room. "Everything's ready?" He asked. He watched as several people nodded and the other added the off yes. "You'll get paid, if this goes well, if it doesn't, you'll never work in this province again." Several people frowned but nodded. "Good, you all know what to do?" They nodded again. "Good, get on it, she'll be awake soon, we haven't got much time left." Kaiba watched as the 20 people before him scattered. Soon, the people began filtering into the room carrying boxes of all sizes. "Hide them, in the back shadows ."

Kaiba walked over to Serenity as she began to stir slightly. Her eyelids moved slightly. "Get out," Kaiba whispered hoarsely to all of the workers. They quickly ran towards the entrance. Kaiba quickly followed them. "If I catch any of you spying, I'll have you killed, and if any of you catch anyone else, tell me and I'll pay you are large amount of money," Kaiba turned to leave and then paused. "And if you lie to me to get my money, I'll kill you."

Kaiba walked back just in time to see Serenity's eyes flutter open. She blinked a few times before raising her hands to her eyes and rubbing them gently. "You're awake…" she mumbled quietly in a tired voice. When she opened her eyes again things began to register. The stone roof and dimly lit room she was in. She squinted slightly at Kaiba. "You're awake… out of bed… and dressed. How long have I been asleep? Where am I?"

Kaiba placed two fingers on her lips, which immediately silence her. She sat up, not really noticing her lack of clothing until Kaiba other hand found the side of her stomach. "Where did-" she started to ask when Kaiba shook his head. Serenity frowned, confused. She didn't know where she was, how she had gotten there or where her clothes had gone.

She did know one thing though… that became obviously apparently only moments later as her stomach growled loudly. She blushed slightly as Kaiba smiled and held one hand out to her, which she accepted. She allowed herself to be pulled out of the particularly warm bed and into the particularly cold air.

Kaiba led her over to a shadowy part of the room, her eyes couldn't see very much, but she just followed until finally she was to cold to bare it much longer. "Seto, where are my clothes?"

"At home…" Kaiba said absently.

"Why am I not wearing them?" she asked, one eyebrow raised.

"I took them off. I was hoping that since I undressed you… perhaps I could help you get dressed…" Kaiba said, flicking on light that illuminated the entire room.

Serenity gasped as the light came on and what stood before her registered entirely. The room sparkled with gold, silver, diamonds, rubies, sapphires, and every type of jewel or metal ever made lined one or another outfit before her. There were cases of rings and necklaces, earrings.

Serenity was snapped back into reality when Kaiba's hand moved from her hand to her shoulder. Smiling she turned around to face him. "You know I don't like how you flaunt your money around…" Kaiba just shrugged. "Why?"

"Can't I do something nice for my beautiful wife?"

"Good answer," Serenity smirked slightly. She slid her hands up to his shoulder, and slid them beneath his coat, pulling it down her arms. He just stood and allowed her to take it off, but he couldn't help but smile when the tiny woman slide the rather large coat over her thin arms, but he cringed slightly when she walked towards the dresses and it dragged on the ground.

After a while of Serenity's happy squeals and indecisiveness Kaiba decided to offer a little hint. "Don't put to much thought into it, you won't be wearing it long…"

"You seem to think you might be getting some action tonight," Serenity smirked slightly as she pulled a long, flowing white halter dress off the racks and walked over to Kaiba, sliding the coat off and handing it back to him, smiling as she slid it over her head. "I'm done."

Kaiba glanced over at all the jewelry, "You don't want any of that?" Serenity shook her head. Kaiba nodded and raised his hands to his lips, placed two fingers on either side of the inner part of his mouth and blew. A loud, sharp whistle rang through the cave and all of the workers came rushing in carrying several different items. Two people carried a table, and two more two chairs. Another brought out candles and the rest trailed out carrying food and drinks.

Serenity smirked slightly as five people came out carrying five large string instruments, "Tell me love… did you do something?"

Kaiba raised both his hands in the air, a shocked look on his face, "Do I really need a reason to do something nice for my wife?"

Serenity just nodded and allowed herself to be led over to the table, she didn't seem convinced though. She was skeptic and particularly quiet for most of supper, taking small bites and chewing slowly. She didn't seem quite like herself. Kaiba just assumed the sleeping pills hadn't entirely worn off yet.

The sat, speaking quietly as the violins played softly in the background, setting the perfect mood. Kaiba didn't wanna rush her, but he was getting impatient as she took her small bites. Finally a smile spread across her face.

"What?" He demanded impatiently.

"Nothing dear," she said standing up. She shook her head quickly as Kaiba went to stand up. She walked over and stood in front of him, reached one arm up and undid the tie behind her neck, allowing the dress to fall to the ground.

Kaiba quickly scrambled to his feet, sliding his coat off quickly and wrapping it around her naked body. "Get out!" he yelled at all the people who were in the cave type room at the time.

Serenity giggled slightly at her overprotective husband, "What are you afraid of?"

"Nothing, I don't want people looking at my wife."

"What are you going to do if I ever decide I like someone else?" Serenity asked, allowing of side of the coat to fall off her shoulder.

"Kill them," Kaiba answered absent-mindedly.

Serenity's small smiled vanished. "I'm glad you like me that much hun, but that was probably the wrong answer… would you rather have me happy?"

"Do you know who you are talking to? I'll make the entire world miserable to get what I want if I have to."

Serenity was frowning now, "Definitely the wrong answer," she said, sliding her arms into the armholes of the jacket. "Take me back to the cabin."

"Serenity I'm sorry…" Kaiba said grabbing her arm gently.

"I don't believe you," Serenity said angrily. "I know that's exactly what you'd do. You've got nothing to worry about mind you, but I still didn't like it, take me back."

"So much for sex in a hot spring," Kaiba mumbled, following her out the front door of the room and jumped in the limousine, telling the driver to take them back.

Things didn't go that well, but in the end Kaiba did get his sex in the hot spring. Serenity was cranky for the rest of the night, and actually made Kaiba sleep in the other room when she found out he'd put sleeping pills in her drink… that didn't last however. She ended up crawling into his bed halfway through the night as another thunderstorm rolled in and the thunder made her slightly uneasy. That's what she claimed anyway.

During the last three days of their stay in Canada things went well. On the fifth day Kaiba called his helicopter in and then spent most of the day flying over the mountains. Serenity took nearly three rolls of film worth of picture. They did land once, but a rather large, furry animal happened to stumble across their path only around 700 meters from the helicopter. It must have had cubs because Serenity and Kaiba where chased back to the helicopter, only making it due to Kaiba's long legs and particularly fast run. Several hundred dollars of damage was done to his helicopter, but he was much more worried about the cut Serenity had received on the side of her face.

On the sixth day, they went into a town called Banff. Serenity was absolutely thrilled to find more people that actually spoke Japanese. She was sick of not being able to understand a word anyone said. She bought almost everything she could find, including sweaters and hats for all her friends. Several ornaments for each, postcards, dream catchers, generally anything that looked pretty. She bought a nice pair of boxers that said "bear butt" on the back, with a picture of a bear for Joey. She got a CD with relaxing bird noises and such for Tea. Several packages of English duel monster cards for both Joey and Yugi. Kaiba ended up buying all the rest of the packages in search of the blue eyes white dragon in English. He had been furious several years earlier when he had found out they had made other copies of that card. For Gemeia she bought a cute little dress, a set of cute little pipes things, plus a little wooden chair and a huge moose stuffed animal that was at least twice the size she was. Mai was a bit more complicated. She ended up buying her a few hair accessories, a necklace with a wolf on it, and a small dream catcher to hang from her rear view mirror. Tristan just got two shirts and a sweater. She also bought several boxes of treats from one of the candy shops to share with everyone.

On the seventh day the spent most of their time packing, stopping a few times to do one thing or another. At around five o'clock they had every thing packed and loaded into the limousine. Kaiba wasn't overly thrilled about having a large, stuffed moose sitting across from him. He noticed that it was exceptionally fuller on the ride back to the air base than it had been on the way. Serenity had had to buy another suitcase to fit most of the things she had bought for her friends, a large one.

"Tell me… why are we going to spend a week in Disney World?" Kaiba asked Serenity, who was dozing on his arms.

"I hear the parking lot is just as big, if not bigger, that's you're entire estate."

"That's impossible," Kaiba shook his head.

Impossible wasn't quite the right world. It was very possible and it was entirely correct. The parking lot was huge!

"Told you so," Serenity said, sticking her tongue out as she ran ahead to wait in line so she could get into the park which was ten times bigger.

"It could take a person years to go on every single ride in this place," Kaiba said, slightly in awe.

"That's why we needed a week dear," Serenity said, placing one hand on his cheek and kissing him gently.

"This isn't all we are going to do is it?" Kaiba asked, slightly worried.

Serenity smirked slightly, "I can only wonder what else you have in mind."

Kaiba just shrugged, "I'm a man on my honeymoon, what can you expect."

"Lots and lots of kisses," Serenity smiled, kissing him again.

"You know, a man should never be caught kissing a girl in public," Kaiba said, pulling away.

"I'd be incredibly insulted if you didn't though," Serenity said pouting slightly.

"I've never been very well known for doing what I'm supposed to though..." Kaiba said wrapping his arms around her once more.

"It's Mickey Mouse!" Serenity squealed, quickly running to the closest stand, throwing twenty dollar at them and taking the nearest autograph book and cool looking pen. She repeated the procedure multiple times throughout the week, not getting a new book every time, but squealing happily and getting their autograph. She spent another thousand dollars on souvenirs for her friends too. She purchased Joey nearly every bobble head in the whole damn place, nearly every hat as well. Gemeia got the cutest little sun glasses, they were black with red outline and you could flip Mini Mouse up and down so she covered the front. She took picture after picture, of everything she saw and insisted on going on Splash Mountain three times in a row on one day.

"Let's go again!" Serenity squealed happily, pulling Kaiba into the fast pass lane.

"We've been on it twice already," Kaiba argued.

"This coming from the one who said he'd kill another guy if I liked them and not him. I won't like you if you don't go again."

"That's not a fair threat."

"Life isn't fair."

"That's not fair."

"Just shut up and let's go again, I didn't like that picture."

"That's just an excuse to make me go again."

"Of course it is," Serenity said, shoving him through the doorway.

The day after that Kaiba got smart and didn't wear his business suit, he discovered a trick as well. If he takes his shirt off, he can get almost anything he wants from his little wife. He also discovered that she was nearly as protective as he was. Several fan girls seemed to recognize him from somewhere and came running up to him, waving books in his face and touching him. One of them tried to steal the shirt he was carrying as well; she went home with a black eye from Serenity. The others tried to gang up on her, Kaiba of course wouldn't allow that.

"This is my wife, Serenity," Kaiba said coldly.

"You're married… when did you get married?" they demanded.

"Less than two weeks ago, and I'm on my honeymoon now if you'll kindly leave us alone," Kaiba said, grabbing onto Serenity's hand and dragging her away, "we'll just be on our way."

"He's a lot better looking in person…" one of them whispered.

"But he really is an ass like they say."

Serenity didn't understand, but she latched herself onto Kaiba's arm and refused to let go for the next hour, she even dragged him over to get an autograph from Cinderella.

The fourth day was slightly quieter. Serenity wasn't feeling overly hot because she was sun burnt and had a little too much fun the day before. They generally just walked around eating ice cream all day, trying out the games and winning little stuffed animals, which Serenity gave away over and over.

They stayed at the hotel on the sixth day. Lazing about, spending hundreds on room service, watching movies, doing this and that. Not the most interesting day, but the rest was accepted gratefully. Kaiba especially was getting tired, his days where usually long, but consisted mostly of sitting at a desk in front of a computer. All the exercise was wearing him out. Serenity noticed as well, in and out of bed, which is why she suggested a break.

On the seventh and final full day in North America they went to a water park. Serenity was overly impressed with the waves that came out of the side. They had them in Japan, but Serenity had never been able to afford anything like it before. She was having fun getting in trouble for doing trains on the water slides. She wasn't so impressed when the waves knocked her off her tube and she sent under the water and under several other people. Kaiba wasn't impressed either, he was seriously considered suing the company for everything they were worth.

"I'm okay," Serenity said as she coughed on more time.

"You could have died," Kaiba said angrily.

"Could have, but didn't, that's what counts," Serenity said placing her head on his chest and her hands on his hips. "Just stand still," Serenity said as another wave of dizziness came over her.

After she got all the water out of her lungs, they retreated to the hot tub, where they sat for several minutes before getting out and wandering around the mall the was attached to the pool. She ended up buying for stuff for all of her friends. She bought a really nice bathing suit for Mai and another for Tea. She bought the cutest little blow up fish for Gemeia with a little sign on it that said "gone fishing". Joey and Tristan both got remote control boats; Serenity figured they could have some fun with those.

"I want to get something for Mokuba," Serenity suddenly decided.

Kaiba didn't like that. He didn't like it when Serenity thought of Mokuba due to previous experiences. He was worried his younger brother would steal her back. He couldn't stand that, nor could he live up to his oath to kill anyone else she liked.

"What do you think we should get him?" Serenity asked, dragging Kaiba back out of his thoughts.

"Anything from you will make him happy," Kaiba said, a slightly edge to it.

Serenity sighed, "I know… it's got to be weird for him. Us getting married I mean," Serenity said.

"He doesn't like it if that's what you mean," Kaiba said and Serenity walked into a store with swords hanging all over the walls.

"I wouldn't be overly thrilling if you went and married my non existent sister either," Serenity said absently. "Actually, I'd probably kill her, or me, which ever chance came first."

"I don't think you have too much to worry about," Kaiba replied. "You haven't got a sister for one, and I could never live without you."

"Shut up," smiled, pointing at a sword on the wall. "Buy that one," she told Kaiba, who just nodded and pulled out his card.

"Are you ready to go?" Kaiba asked.

"Yup," Serenity said, almost sadly from where she stood in the door of their condo. "Can't believe my honeymoon is over…"

"I don't think things will change that much once we get home," Kaiba said, placing one hand on her hip.

"Yes they will, you'll always be at work, and eventually I'll have to get a job too and… I don't know," Serenity shook her head. "Ignore me, I'm just being stupid."

"If it's any consolation, I'll make sure I have time for you."

"But for how long? How long do you figure it will be before I'm just another one of your expensive toys that you put in the corner and ignore?"

Kaiba was slightly insulted, "I'm not going to do that," he argued.

"Promise?" Serenity said, spinning around and staring into his ice blue eyes. Kaiba nodded. "Say it," Serenity demanded.

"I promise."

"Good," Serenity said, kissing him gently. "Let's go home, I miss my bed." She smiled slightly walking down the steps and jumping into the limousine that was going to take them back to the air base where they would then head home.

**They sure do have sex a lot eh'? It's their honey moon, it's expected. I'm sorry I rushed it but… I just couldn't stand it lol. And I know Kaiba is totally out of character but that was the point. See Serenity has like dragged him out of his little dark problem thing he's got going on, and then when the Mokuba thing happens it's like wabahm and he's right back where he started. I promise it'll get better… anywho let me know what you think, good or bad but don't tell me it sux, when I say bad I mean like "kaiba was outta character" or "ur grammar sux" (even though that's be my ediotrs faults…) anywho, I still have one more fic to update before I can go to the party and I think Justin is loosing the battle with my pooch, he doesn't like to loose so he'll stop soon enough and get whiny lol, ciao guys**