Vegeta continued to stare in disbelief at Goku.
"You're…pregnant…" he repeated.
"You're even more insane than I thought!" Wosushi spoke up. "Goku's a guy. He can't get pregnant!" Josh was just standing there, drinks in his hands, wondering what the hell was going on.
"I can…and I am." Goku murmured. Wosushi shook his head.
"You c…can't be! I…I don't believe you! If this is some kind of stupid trick then…"
"It's not! I thought Vegeta would react like this not you!" Wosushi stumbled backwards, still shaking his head, muttering to himself.
"He can't…I wont believe…no!" he turned and ran.
"WOSUSHI!" Goku watched him run away as fast as he could. He couldn't believe this. This wasn't how he had planned it. Wosushi was supposed to have accepted this- been kind and considerate. Not run away. He sank down into a chair, trying not to cry. He wouldn't cry in public. Never.
Vegeta was watching him closely, trying to make sense of all this. He didn't understand why Goku had thought he would have reacted badly to his pregnancy. Sure, it had come as a shock, but Wosushi definitely seemed to have taken it worse. And besides, it wasn't Goku's fault he was pregnant- it was Wosushi's, and Vegeta already hated him.
"Kakarott…"
"Please don't…I can't take any more."
"I'm not going to have a go at you!" Vegeta snapped angrily, immediately regretting it when Goku flinched away from him.
"Here. I think you need this." Josh said, handing Goku one of the cocktails. Goku downed it in one, but, strangely, his expression didn't change. "Are you ok?" Josh asked. Back off! Vegeta thought angrily, I'm the one that's going to be there for him not you!
"Not really…I think I just ruined my life."
"C'mon. I'll take you home."
"I can't. Wosushi will be there."
"I mean back to your hotel."
"Oh." And so the cycle starts again. Someone always gets there before me-well not this time!
"I'll take him." Vegeta said, walking towards Goku.
"I don't think…" Josh stopped when Vegeta gave him a death glare. "Right then."
"I'm not going anywhere." Goku said. "I'm sick of people making up my mind for me! You can go to hell Vegeta. You're the reason I'm in this mess!"
"What?! No I'm not! Even if you hadn't told that baka now, he'd still have found out, and his reaction would have been the same!"
"You can still go to hell." Goku muttered. He got to his feet and took off, flying in the direction of the far off mountains. Vegeta flew after him, leaving Josh alone in a stunned silence.
"Goku is pregnant and can fly?!" he muttered to himself.
Goku flew into a cave and touched down. He sat down at the back of the cave and put his head in his hands. He needed some time to think. He shouldn't have been angry with Vegeta, but he shouldn't have tried to kill Wosushi. He sighed. He really thought Vegeta had stopped being that way by now, but obviously killing living obstacles was still something he enjoyed doing. And now Goku didn't have Wosushi. That wasn't Vegeta's fault. But…
"Kakarott?" Goku jerked his head up to see Vegeta standing at the entrance of the cave.
"Are you bloody stalking me or something?! Why don't you just fuck off and leave me alone?!" Vegeta looked really hurt at that. Damn, Goku thought, I'm still hurting him and it's not his fault.
"Sorry…I'll just go then…" he turned to leave.
"No don't! I'm sorry. This whole thing's got me high strung." Vegeta turned back, a glint of hope in his eyes.
"Do you still hate me?"
"…No. It's not your fault I guess. And you were right. Wosushi would have found out sooner or later anyway."
"He's just a loser."
"Yeah! And a coward!"
"His hair's too long."
"He's too bossy."
"He's an alcoholic."
"I hate him."
"Me too." They smiled at each other. Goku felt better now. It wasn't true. He didn't hate Wosushi, but he needed to believe he did. Vegeta came over and sat down next to him. "So what are you going to do about…?"
"Well I'm keeping it."
"Mm. I thought you would. Even though its father's a stupid moron."
"With a messy house."
"And false tan."
"And coloured contacts."
"Really?"
"Oh yeah. I saw him take them out last night." Vegeta snorted.
"He was so fake."
"Yeah." Vegeta was about to speak again when Goku crushed their lips together. Vegeta's mind exploded and a jolt ran up his spine. He slowly crawled into Goku's lap and wrapped his legs around Goku's waist, opening his mouth, allowing Goku's tongue entrance. This was what he had been waiting for for years. It was everything he expected and more. He gently caressed Goku's chest, drawing a moan from him. He felt Goku's hands travel to his back and rub it the same way he had done on the plane. Vegeta brought his hands down until they reached Goku's trouser line. Suddenly Goku pulled away.
"No more now. I don't want to go too far…" Vegeta nodded. He understood; Goku didn't want to hurt his child.
"I love you."
"I love you too." Vegeta smiled. Finally. Goku was his. He kissed him quickly once more and got up.
"Come on. Let's go back to the hotel."
"Right."
The next morning, Goku slept in and woke up at 10:15. He got up and stretched, looking round for Vegeta, but he wasn't there. Goku walked into the living room and saw Vegeta sitting on the windowsill, one leg outside, the other up to his chest with his arm resting on it. He looked round and smiled.
"Finally up?"
"Yeah. You eaten yet?"
"No. I was waiting for you. Lucky you didn't sleep in any later or I'd have had to eat the table." Goku grinned. Who knew Vegeta had a sense of humour? There was a knock on the door and Chi Chi walked in. she was bright red and had small bubbles here and there on her skin.
"Hi Goku. I haven't seen you in two days! Sorry we had to stay in our room, but we had really bad sun burn. We even called in a doctor!"
"Who Chi Chi made eyes at the whole time he was here." Bulma said from the doorway. She wasn't looking too bad. Just minor burns on her shoulders and arms.
"I did not!" Chi Chi snapped hastily. "Have you two been ok?"
"Yeah. A lot happened while you guys were in." Goku said, grinning. Do I tell them? Yeah, why not. "Well, first off, I'm pre…"
"I'm really hungry!" Vegeta shouted. Everyone stared at him.
"Don't interrupt people Vegeta." Bulma said frowning. "Go on Goku."
"Well, I'm…"
"I'm hungry people!" Vegeta shouted again. He knew he was making a complete idiot of himself, but he also knew Goku was about to walk right into another argument, and he wasn't ready for it.
"Oh come on then 'Geta." Goku gave up. He had an idea why Vegeta kept interrupting him. He moved to put an arm around Vegeta, but Vegeta quickly moved away. "What's wrong?" Vegeta darted his eyes over to Chi Chi and Bulma and gave him a meaningful look. "Oh. Right then. Come on guys, let's go!"
"Uh…I think we'll stay here. I don't want to go out looking like this."
"Yeah. We'll be laughed at."
"Yeah, you guys are kinda funny." Said Goku, grinning at them. Both of them look extremely pissed off at this.
"It's not funny, it's painful!" Chi Chi snapped.
"Do you want me to go get a senzu…"
"NO! This whole holiday is going to be normal! Normal people do not fly across the world and come back again!"
"Okay okay!" Vegeta wondered how Goku could act so normal around his wife. It was like they weren't even doing anything wrong. Wait! Did Goku think last night meant anything or not?? Vegeta suddenly wished that Chi Chi and Bulma would leave so he could ask.
"Well, we'll go back next door now. Is the coast clear?" Chi Chi asked Bulma, who darted her head out.
"Yep."
"Right. Bye for now. As soon as this clears up, we'll go out some place ok?"
"Ok!" Goku nodded, grinning. The two women exited and shut the door behind them. Goku sighed. Thank god…
"Kakarott…" Goku turned back to Vegeta. He noticed how wary Vegeta was now.
"Yeah?"
"You know last night…did it…mean anything to you?"
"Course it did. What would make you think otherwise? I love you." a rush of warmth and happiness spread through Vegeta. "How come you didn't want me to tell them about my being pregnant?" Vegeta raised an eyebrow.
"Do you really think it would be wise to tell your wife that you've had an affair-with a guy- and got pregnant from it? A feat that is humanly impossible?"
"Oh is it? I wondered if it was a Saiyan thing."
"Did you never learn a human anatomy?"
"Ana what?" Vegeta snorted.
"Never mind."
"There is one thing that bothers me. Where does it come out?"
"Well on Vegeta-sei, pregnant males had someone with them for when it was time for the babies to be born, and they would have an operation, like a human caesarean to open their stomachs and…"
"WHAT!?"
"They're given a local anaesthetic…"
"WITH A NEEDLE?!"
"Well yeah…"
"I DON'T LIKE NEEDLES!" Vegeta rolled his eyes.
"Look, you can either be in excruciating pain or have a needle. It's your choice." Goku made a small whimpering noise and Vegeta smirked. "I can't believe you're a Saiyan." it was nice having things back to normal- with differences of course, but all good.
"Can't it just come out somewhere else?"
"Where? There is nowhere else. Idiot." Suddenly a mischievous smirk appeared on Goku's face.
"You'd better watch it Vegeta or I wont sleep with you." that left Vegeta speechless. Goku laughed and headed to the door. "C'mon, you said you were hungry."
They headed to the restaurant on the coastline and ordered breakfast (Which had about seven courses). They sat down to wait.
"Goku!" they both turned to see Josh heading towards them. "Hi. Did you get home ok?"
"Yeah. Vegeta was there for me. I was fine." Goku said, smiling.
"So…does this mean you won't be surfing?"
"Aren't you freaked by all this?"
"You'd be surprised how much madness I can take."
"Oh. No then. I'm still surfing. I'm only a day pregnant." Then a huge wealth of information rushed into Goku's brain and he just began spouting it. "See Saiyan pregnancies happen very fast. In the first two or three weeks the child grows really fast, but for the rest of the time, which is the same as a human, it grows slowly. I only knew I was pregnant because there was another ki signal inside me. Saiyans always know straight away if they're pregnant." He looked up at Josh and noticed he'd lost the conversation ages ago. Goku glanced at Vegeta, who was wide eyed with shock.
"How did you know all that Kakarott?"
"I dunno. It just came to me."
"Well I…I just…wow." Josh muttered to himself. Then he seemed to snap back to reality. "Well anyways, if you feel like surfing today, come on over and I'll teach you to tell when the waves will change." The meal turned up and was piled onto the small table for Goku and Vegeta.
"Wait until I eat this?" Goku started eat at a thousand miles an hour and had quickly finished exactly half of the food. Vegeta was just sat in a stunned silence. Josh wasn't much better, but he just dismissed it.
"Are you coming now?" he asked.
"Sure." Goku said, getting up. "Catcha later Vegeta. Love you." he quickly kissed him and headed out with Josh.
"Oh yeah leave me with the bill." Vegeta muttered. He quickly ate his share of the food and hurried out to catch up with Goku.
Goku used instant translocation to get himself and Josh across the island to the rough waves. Josh stumbled back a bit and darted his gaze around.
"Wow. That was wicked!" Goku grinned.
"Easy if you know how."
"Right then. We'd better get started with the lesson."
Vegeta watched from a safe distance. He watched as Goku and Josh sat under a tree and Josh pointed to the waves in the sea. Vegeta couldn't hear what they were saying, but by the way Josh was talking, which was a hundred miles an hour, and the way he had Goku's undivided attention, surfing was obviously something both of them felt very passionately about.
After a few minutes (Maybe half an hour) Josh got up and headed to the small shed to pick out a board. He came back and handed the board to Goku, said something else, before Goku nodded and ran towards the sea. Vegeta got out of the bush he was hiding in to watch properly.
Goku swam out on his board a few meters and waited for a good-sized wave to form. Once he had his bearings, he pushed himself up and maintained balance, like Wosushi had taught him to. The wave was rough, but Goku stayed on it, rising higher when the wave got bigger, and knowing when it would lower itself again. He rode it out completely and swam back to Josh, grinning broadly.
"Wow. You really do have a natural talent for this!"
Vegeta walked up to them.
"Did you see that 'geta?"
"Yes. That was really good." Vegeta was about to say something else but someone interrupted him.
"GOKU!" Goku looked up to see Wosushi running towards him. He instantly tensed. Vegeta started growling. Wosushi ran right up to Goku and stopped to catch his breath. "Goku, I'm so sorry! I was totally freaked last night, I wasn't thinking! I'm ok now though, and I just want you to know, I'm here for you. I did a lot of thinking, and I'm ok with it! I never thought I'd be able to have kids, since I'm…gay…but you're really something special. I know that. And I'll help with the kid and everything. I love you so much, I want you to come live with me and I'll get anything you want. I'll do anything you want." He paused. "Should you be surfing?"
Goku was silent, desperately trying to take in all this new information. He was well and truly stumped now. He loved both Wosushi and Vegeta. They both loved him, and they both accepted the pregnancy. Once again, Goku was stuck between two people.
"Kakarott?" Goku could sense the worry in Vegeta's voice.
"Goku, can I have a word?" Josh asked, pulling him over to the side while Wosushi and Vegeta glared daggers at each other.
"Who do you love Goku?"
"Both of them." Josh sighed.
"Look, I'm not very good at this, and I don't know Vegeta…at all…but just so you know, I've known Wosushi all my life. We grew up together. I know he'd never hurt you."
"Why aren't you going out with him?" Josh snorted.
"For the simple fact that I'm not gay." Goku sighed. This was it. The big decision. Who was he going to go with?
Vegeta, who'd tried to kill him on a number of occasions, whose one focus in life for such a long time was to overpower him and conquer the universe, but who had always been there and loved him more than anything?
Or Wosushi, who'd always been kind and considerate and loving, except for once when he totally freaked out, but came back to apologise the very next day, promising him the world?
Well, there was only one choice to go with.
And that was…
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End! ^___^ Don't you just love me now? Heheheh….
Anyways, the next chapter is yet undecided. I know this was supposed to be a g/v but now I'm not so sure. Yeah, I know, that's weird for me, since I'm totally fixated on g/v fics, but I really like Wosushi now, even though he really weirded out on Goku.
So, I'm leaving it to you.
Vegeta or Wosushi? I'll go with either.
REVIEW! Tell me who you guys want.
