A/N whoa, it's been forever since we've updated this fic. I feel so guilty.

Owen- yeah, yeah, we all feel sorry for you Took. Now hand over that keyboard.

Took- whatever. I'll be in my room

Alrighty, did you miss me ladies? I know that I've haven't been writing, but I've been tied up with keeping Took from going insane from trying to do two fics at once combined with her schoolwork. Trust me, not very pretty. Uh...I think the only review for a good while was from the Great Red Dragon. Thanks Red!! Tell Auron that I've got a tomato and mayo sandwich for him if I don't eat it first. And thanks to anyone else who reviewed that I mighta missed!

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"Okay, you see that window?" Randall guided me through the halls of Monsters Incorporated. He had done that weird change color thing again. I hate that.

"You mean the one displaying a hideously grotesque, deformed walrus?"

"Yes, that's Roz."

"Lovely name. Does anybody have a harpoon?" he tightened his grip so I shut my mouth.

"Keep an eye on her, she's part of some weird cult." Randall hissed as we stopped in front of her. She stared down at me and groaned.

"Yes?" I wanted to go cower in a corner, but I was frozen with fear. A jab from Randall woke me.

"Yeah, I'm new here and I just need to know where the big cheese's office is so I can go...uh, pay my respects." I recited, following Randall's lead. This was gonna be easy.

"That information isn't for the moronic. You'll see Mr. Sullivan when he makes his rounds to the scare floors." Roz growled, er, wheezed...whatever.

"Scare floors?"

"That's what I said." Roz reached up to close the window. I heard Randall whispering again.

"Oh wait!" I reached up to get her attention. "I need my, uh, reports! Yeah, so I can go and do whatever it is that I'm doing here." Roz narrowed her eyes at me.

"Name?"

"Owen Pelekai." Randall snickered; I nearly kicked him. I grabbed a folder from Roz and took off. I seriously hope that I never see her again for the rest of my life.

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It's hard to say what exactly went on in Lilo's room when they got there. After much shouting and chasing David and Jumba were holding a...thing. What it was is quite obvious. It looked like a giant, non-fuzzy tennis ball with arms and legs, and one huge eye. The girls were all poised to attack should it make a false move. Now, though, it was screaming like a little girl.

"I'll sue! I swear it; my uncle's a lawyer! You can treat me like this!"

"What should we do with it?" David asked. Jumba shrugged. It was Peka who tried to talk to it.

"Are you from the closet?" Mike stared at her.

"Why?"

"Have you seen a guy named Owen? He looks like us only he's fat and kind of bluish green."

"No. Now let go...I'm fragile."

"There was another one too!" Peka continued. 'He sorta looked like a purple lizard. But he just disappeared into thin air!" Mike stopped struggling against Jumba and looked around him.

"Purple lizard, huh? How many legs did he have? Did he seem really stuck up?"

"Six legs. All I know is he took Owen and I plan to get him back. Now do you know who I'm talking about or not?" Everyone was staring at her. Lilo edged forward.

"Yeah, I know who it is." Mike shrugged. "But last time I saw him he was in a trailer in Florida. Tell you what...if you tell tub o' lard and Jackie Chan here to get off me I'll help you out." Everyone looked back and forth from Peka to Mike and back to Peka. They were the only ones who seemed to know what was going on.

"David, Jumba. Please let him up."

"If you're going in the closet then I'm going too, Peka." Lilo spoke up before Jumba and David could protest.

"Me too." Stitch nodded. "I'll protect you."

"If we need it. Besides, I'll be there too." 593 seemed annoyed, but she joined the others in front of Mike. He looked them over and rolled his eye.

"Oh great."

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A/N that stunk. But it's better than no update at all, ain't it? I don't know how often I'll get to work on this, but I'm trying. I gotta run now y'all. I hope that you liked that and I'll try to get Took to update it soon! Aloha!!