Part three!

Phone calls and new arrangements!

For the rest of the day, Goku was swamped with calls from his family and friends. It seemed Gohan was no good at all at keeping secrets. The phone calls started after dinner. Bulma walked in with a wireless phone and handed it to him.

"It's Gohan again." Goku frowned and took the phone.

"Hello?"

"Dad, just so you know, I'm sooooo sorry!" and he put the phone down. Goku turned to Vegeta, who was sitting next to him, and frowned.

"Did you hear that?" Vegeta nodded. "I wonder what he's sorry about?" he was answered when the phone in his hand started ringing. He pressed the answer button.

"Hello?"

"Hey Goku! Uh…is it true that you're acting all Saiyan because of a deal with Vegeta?" Goku's eyes went wide. It was Krillin! How did he know?

"Uh…yeah…"

"Well…Chi Chi's real mad at you mate, I think you should call it off while you still can."

"Look, if Gohan's told you all this already, then you know what the consequence is?" Goku asked with a touch of bitterness in his voice. Vegeta was listening interestedly.

"Well…yeah, but I'm sure it wouldn't be that bad to be Vegeta's slave. He might take it easy on ya. I mean, you're forty aren't you? You'd only have like, sixty years…"

"Uh…Saiyans live for about seven hundred years…"

"WHAT?!"

"Yep. And then there's the afterlife. Forever is a long time."

"Oh come on Goku…you and I both know Vegeta's not going to heaven! He'll probably go to the home for infinite losers." Vegeta snarled and grabbed the phone off Goku.

"Now you listen here you little midget!" a small yelp was heard the other end and the line went dead. "Bloody little bastard!"

"I'm going to kill Gohan…how many more people has he t…" the phone rang again. He sighed and took the phone back.

"Hello?"

"Hi…uh, I was just calling to say…you have my respect for going through with this." It was Yamcha.

"Really? I didn't think anyone would be glad I was acting Saiyan…"

"Oh no, not that. I think you're a bloody stupid fool for doing that. I mean living in the same house as Vegeta. You're a braver man than me Goku." Vegeta was about to snatch the phone away and start shouting again when Goku beat him to it.

"Listen here! First of all, for your information, Vegeta is a great person to live with! Secondly, since I'm acting Saiyan now, I feel obliged to tell you that when you insult my prince, you insult me! And my name is KAKAROTT!" he turned the phone off. Vegeta was staring at him in a stunned silence. Goku caught his eye and blushed deeply. He was almost glad when the phone went off again.

"Hello?"

"Is that Goku?" it was Master Roshi.

"No, Kakarott."

"Oh. Well, uh…in any case, are you…taking any strange medication?"

"Huh?"

"Well…Chi Chi said you're acting weird…Saiyan…and I was just wondering if…you saw Vegeta putting anything in your food or drink."

"Why is everyone blaming Vegeta for this?"

"Well…no offence to you…but no one really likes him very much…"

"Tell that moron that I don't give a fuck if no one likes me!" Vegeta said loud enough for Master Roshi to hear.

"I really hope you know what you're doing Goku. Because if you don't stop this soon, you're going to lose Chi Chi." Vegeta saw tears well up in Goku's eyes.

"I…well…if you see her, tell her…I'm sorry…" he turned the phone off again. It immediately rang again, but Goku just tossed it out of the window- which was unfortunately closed.

"Goku!" Bulma came rushing in. she hurried out to inspect the damage.

Vegeta sat gazing at Goku, who was trying his hardest not to let his tears fall. Vegeta sighed.

"Kakarott, I'm calling off this deal." Goku looked surprised at him.

"But then you'd be my slave…" Vegeta grimaced at the very idea.

"Yes, but I can't take much more of being nice. It's killing me." He lied. But he was never going to tell Goku he was calling off the deal for him. Goku smiled. His smile got wider and wider until he erupted into laughter. He pulled Vegeta into a hug that would have crushed human bones.

"Ka…Kakarott I can't breathe!" Vegeta heaved.

"Oh, sorry!" Goku said, letting go. "Hey uh…you don't have to my slave if you don't want to…"

"Che. I didn't plan to be." He said smirking. Goku grinned.

"Oh 'geta…" he pressed their lips together. Vegeta jerked away in surprise.

"What are you doing?!"

"Sorry…" he looked hurt. Vegeta stared at him. Oh yeah, some little crush. Heh, it sure doesn't look that way Kakarott! He thought, smirking. He couldn't believe the strongest man alive was in love with him. He smirked seductively at Goku, who was now looking confused. Vegeta crawled on top of Goku and pushed him down, straddling his hips.

"Don't worry about it master." He leaned forward and crushed their lips together. Goku moaned and opened his mouth to allow Vegeta's tongue entrance while his hands caressed the prince's back. They went under his shirt and tried to pry it off. Vegeta broke away breathing heavily. "What are you doing?" Goku pulled Vegeta's shirt the rest of the way off and kissed his bare chest.

"Hey guess what? I think I love you…" Vegeta smirked down at him.

"Well well well. It seems the master has fallen in love with his slave…" Goku stared up at him with lust filled eyes.

"Mhmm…"

"OH MY GOD!" they both jumped and spun to look at Bulma. She had just walked back in and looked horrified.

"Bulma I can explain!" Goku said quickly, though he knew very well he couldn't.

"OUT! OUT NOW BOTH OF YOU!" she said, waving her arms frantically. "GET OUT! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!" Vegeta grabbed his shirt and got off Goku, heading for the exit.

"Fine! I'll be much happier without you! Come on Kakarott!" Goku however hadn't moved.

"I'm so sorry Bulma, I really am. About everything. See I had this deal with Vegeta. I'd be more Saiyan if he'd be more human…it's over now! I'm really, really sorry!" he said all this very fast.

"That still doesn't explain why you were making out with him on my sofa!" some of her anger was gone.

"Well…about that…uh…well…" Bulma sighed.

"Look Goku, you've never been good at lying. Just tell me."

"Well then I guess I was just really happy that he called off the deal. And I overreacted."

"What?!" he turned to Vegeta, who was looking furious. "You just said you loved me!"

"I do. But I did overreact a bit." Bulma's brain was spinning.

"Look, just get out. Here, take a capsule house." She took a capsule out of her pocket.

"Gee, thanks Bulma!" Goku said smiling.

"You're just lucky I'm having an affair." She muttered.

"What!?" Vegeta repeated.

"Oh don't worry Vegeta." Goku said, grabbing him around the waist and dragging him out of the house backwards.

Vegeta didn't stop arguing until Goku put him back down outside a forest. He started going into it.

"C'mon Vegeta."

"Where are you going?"

"I gotta find a place to put this house up. I know a place. It's really nice." He answered. Vegeta followed him to a small opening in the trees. There was a small river on the far side and a canopy of trees above them, shielding them from the rain, but somehow still letting sunlight in. Goku set up the house about ten feet away from the river and went inside. Vegeta was still transfixed with the scenery. "Hey Vegeta!" he turned to where Goku was waving at him from the door. "Come on It's great in here!" Vegeta followed him inside. The whole house was a blank canvas. Untouched and ready for decorating. It was really big, with two bathrooms, two bedrooms, a living room, a dinning room, and a kitchen. There was even a gravity room built into one side of the living room- almost as if it was intended for them all along.

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And that's where I'll leave it! Reviews! I need them to survive!!!!! Next chapter is story two! It includes decorating, Goku's new job, and a psychopathic alien dog! (Trust Goku!)