Chapter two!

First, a note! - To dreamer… Supreme Kai doesn't love Goku, 'cause he finds the whole gay thing sick and twisted. Vegeta doesn't want a Saiyan bond with Goku because he finds them really annoying. That's it I think. Sorry if I was writing it like Supreme Kai fancied Goku. Please tell me if it begins to sound like it again, it's just that Supreme Kai and Goku are so close now, they feel like family to each other, and that's not by choice, it's just a leftover effect of the fusion. There is a thing in this chapter, which involves a game of truth or dare, but that has something to do with the overall plot, not just relationships. There are gonna be a few times when Old Kai is just fooling around and says it, and when Vegeta accuses them of it, but that's just because he's having moodswings because he's pre… um… never mind!

An hour later, when Goku was sure Vegeta was sound asleep, he translocated himself to burger king.

A lot of people shrieked when he just appeared out of nowhere, but he just grinned and looked around. He got off the table he was standing on and looked around for Supreme Kai, who was fast asleep in the corner. Goku rolled his eyes and walked over to him. Before he could get there, the manager of the restaurant came out.

"Hello there! I remember you! You're the one who ate fifty hamburgers the day before last! Thanks to you, I'm going to the Bahamas next month!"

"Uh… yeah that was me."

"You know, there's still time for me to update my seat to first class- wadda you want to eat?"

"I'm not that hungry…just give me forty burgers and ten cokes." The manager's eyes gleamed and he scurried off. Goku rolled his eyes and continued over to Supreme Kai.

[Oi! Wake up!]

{I'm not asleep. I'm thinking with my eyes closed!}

[Sure you are!] Goku sat down opposite him and grinned.

"Sorry about Vegeta." Supreme Kai shrugged.

"Doesn't matter. Now… I've been reviewing the situation, and I've come to the conclusion, that we can't do a bloody thing."

"Huh?"

"Well think about it: Vegeta said that Babbidy's apprentice is gonna try again, but he didn't say when or where. And the thing with the skulls and tall grass? So what? We stay away from them and we'll never know anything! There's nothing we can do until we get more information, so call me if you do. I have to go now." Goku grabbed his arm.

"Wait! Can't you stay a while? This is the first time in ages I haven't been in physical pain!" Supreme Kai rolled his eyes.

"I don't think I'm all that welcome at your house."

"I'll talk to Vegeta! Please?" Supreme Kai considered it.

"Fine then, but I can't stay for long. My ancestor gets grouchy if I leave for long."

"Why don't you bring him with you?"

"Are you sure you have the room?" Goku shrugged.

"Sure."

"Fine. I'll be back in a minute." And he disappeared. Momentarily, Goku had the old pain back, but it was soon gone, and Supreme Kai was back with Old Kai in tow. He looked really pissed off.

"He made me leave my crystal ball!"

"I'm not having you watching that stuff on this planet!" Goku grinned.

"I should really introduce you to master Roshi. Now, let me go on ahead, and I'll tell you when it's safe to come over." And he disappeared.

Goku teleported into his house, beside Vegeta's bed. He touched his shoulder slightly, and Vegeta woke up instantly, throwing a punch at him. Goku barely dodged it.

"Vegeta!"

"Sorry. Reflexes." He muttered. "What do you want?"

"Well… first, promise to hear me out?" Vegeta nodded, "Well, I went to burger king to meet Supreme Kai…"

"You bastard! I told you if you went not to come back! I should kill…"

"You promised!" Vegeta snarled and fell silent. "Right. And he knows all about your dream and all, and he said we should just wait 'till the next one, because we don't really know an awful lot, so I asked if he wanted to stay here and wait…"

"Fuck you Kakarott! He's not staying here!"

"But we have a spare room!"

"But it's not going to be spare for long!" Goku frowned.

"What? Why not?" Vegeta's eyes grew wide with fear and he shook his head.

"N,nothing, he can stay." Goku looked at him suspiciously.

"Why wont the room be empty for long Vegeta?"

"It's nothing, I just…thought maybe…Trunks and Goten might come back is all."

"Ah. Well don't worry, I'll figure out something for them when they come back." Vegeta sighed in relief. Nice lie, he thought to himself.

Goku left Vegeta alone and went downstairs.

[You can come over now.] Both Kais appeared infront of him.

"Thanks, just in time. They were about to charge us for your meal."

"Oh yeah, I forgot about that."

"Don't worry, I brought it with me." Supreme Kai said, grinning. He held out a tray with forty burgers and ten cokes on it.

"You nicked it!?"

"You're having a lasting bad effect on him." Old Kai said grumpily. "Not a day has gone by since he returned to the Kai planet after you un-fused, that he hasn't played a practical joke on me."

"Using my intelligence and your sense of humour!" Supreme Kai said, grinning. Goku took the tray off him and sat down on the sofa. "So, how did Vegeta take it?"

"Pretty bad." Goku answered with a mouthful of burgers, "He really doesn't like you that much." Old Kai watched in awe as Supreme Kai and Goku downed twenty burgers and five cokes each. Apparently, Supreme Kai had retained Goku's Saiyan appetite as well. 

After it was all gone, Goku yawned widely.

"Where'd you put the remote?" Supreme Kai asked.

"Dunno."

"Oh well…" and he created another one.

"I'm still hungry." Goku muttered.

"Figures. Order something in then." Goku picked up the phone and dialled in a number he had long ago memorised.

"Hi, Can I have…wait there, Supreme Kai are you hungry?"

"A bit."

"How about you?" he asked Old Kai.

"Yes, but don't go ordering me twenty burgers!" Goku grinned.

"Are you still there? Good, can I have fifty burgers, twenty cokes, forty bags of chips and ten ice creams? No, I'm not joking. Yes, I will pay for it!" he gave them the address and sighed. "They never believe me when I say how much food I want."

"Well, no normal person orders fifty burgers for three people." Old Kai said.

Vegeta was upstairs, listening hard, trying to understand what they were saying. It was no good, the door to his bedroom, the hallway and the living room were all shut, and even he couldn't hear that well. He dulled his ki signal down and crept downstairs, stopping at the living room door and listening again. Good, now he could hear everything.

"So, how come you two never got the ends of your hair dyed back to normal?" Old Kai asked.

"I would never dye my hair. It's too cool with white tips."

"Ditto except black tips." Old Kai chuckled.

"It's so weird. You two have more in common now than identical twins!"

"Yeah, we like everything the same now. It's weird. Totally." Goku said. Supreme Kai just nodded.

Assholes, Vegeta thought.

"Maybe you two should be going out!" Old Kai suggested.

"Fuck, no!" Supreme Kai and Goku said in unison.

"Supreme Kai's not gay!" Goku said.

"Oh is that all that's holding you back? Don't worry, I'm sure you can change his mind on that!" Vegeta felt both Goku and Supreme Kai's ki skyrocketing, though he couldn't tell whether it was because of anger, or the fact that Old Kai had hit a nerve.

"Can we just drop it?" Supreme Kai asked, with the most dangerous tone in his voice Vegeta had ever heard.

"Sure, if it's that much of a sensitive spot!" and Old Kai burst out laughing. Goku's ki flared even higher.

A beep outside signalled the arrival of the food. After bringing it in, Supreme Kai thought of something.

"Shouldn't you call Vegeta down?" Supreme Kai asked.

"I dunno, he's still pretty mad at me. He'd probably just bite my head off." Goku said.

"How can you live with a guy like Vegeta? I mean, it must be a living nightmare! He's such a snobby arrogant guy, and I can't begin to imagine the rows you have!"

"Except when he watches them on his crystal ball." Supreme Kai muttered.

"I only did that twice! And both times, you were the cause of it!"

"Yeah, sorry about that Goku."

"Don't worry. Vegeta'll have to get used to it, 'cause short of dying, I can't think of a thing to sever the link."

[Not that I'd want to…]

{I heard that!}

[Sorry. it's just so cool being able to heard someone in my head.]

{Well, you could have had one with Vegeta. The method is crude, but the end result is the same.}

[Huh?]

{For some reason, when Saiyans bite each other on the shoulder, they establish a link.}

[Biting? Sheesh…]

"Hello?!" Goku jolted slightly and looked down to see Old Kai poking him. "For god's sake, I get enough of that on my home planet. You guys are in the same room and you're still talking like that!" both Supreme Kai and Goku shrugged and sat down in the exact same way and started on the food.

Outside, not only was Vegeta feeling very left out, but also hungry. He took in a deep breath and opened the door. All three people in the room looked up.

"Hi Vegeta!" Goku said happily, "Want to join us?"

"Not really. I will, only because I am hungry." He said shortly. He sat down opposite Goku and Supreme Kai, ignoring them both completely and turning to Old Kai.

"How come they brought you along?"

"Supreme Kai knew he couldn't stay down here long 'cause I get grumpy up there by myself. So he had to bring me so he could be with Goku." Supreme Kai picked up on the second meaning that Old Kai had put in and hoped to god Vegeta didn't pick up on it too. Fortunately, he just nodded and continued eating.

Damn, thought Old Kai. I've got to get them fighting… it's funny! Ok… what can I do? Got it!

"Anybody wanna play truth or dare?"

"I know what you're getting at, and it wont work!" Supreme Kai snapped.

"Oh come on, it'll be fun! Vegeta, are you playing?" Vegeta opened his mouth, most likely to say no, but Goku just grinned and said "Good. Who's starting?"

"ME! Me me me!" Old Kai shouted. Hopefully, this'll be the shortest game of truth or dare ever played! He thought. "Kai, truth or dare?" Supreme Kai's eyes narrowed dangerously.

"Dare." Shouldn't have done that!

"I dare you to kiss Goku for two minutes without stopping!" both Goku and Supreme Kai's eyes widened incredibly and they both looked at each other, then at Vegeta, who was giving them both death glares.

"Is there an alternative?" Goku asked.

"Yeah, sleep with each other." Old Kai said calmly. Supreme Kai made a small noise like a mouse being stepped on.

[Let's just get this over and done with.]

{Goku?}

[I've never backed down from anything, and this'll mean nothing, right?]

{Right, but its Vegeta I'm worried about.} 

Old Kai saw their eyes glaze over. They were obviously debating it.

Vegeta was about to explode with fury. He really shouldn't have come down.

Goku and Supreme Kai fixed their eyes on the outside world and. Supreme Kai sighed and walked over to Goku.

"Who's timing?" he asked. Vegeta nearly flew through the roof. They're going to do it?! How dare they?!  

"Me!" Old Kai said cheerfully. Supreme Kai created a stopwatch, gave it to Old Kai, took three long breaths, sat on Goku's lap, leaned forward, and lost his nerve.

{I don't think I can do this!}

[Just go for it. When it's over, just pretend like nothings happened!]

{But this'll be like kissing my brother! Infront of a crowd!}

Goku rolled his eyes and quickly leaned up and kissed him.

{This isn't as bad as I thought it would be.}

[Told you. now just keep talking to me in here, and we wont even know what's going on out there!]

{Right. How long do you think we've got left?}

[Dunno. We haven't been in here that long.]

{Yeah, I suppose. Wonder what's going on out there.}

[Go have a look.]

{You.}

[You!]

{Let's both.}

[Right.]

They both opened their eyes to the real world and were shocked at what they saw and felt first. One, Goku was on top of Supreme Kai on the sofa. Two, each other's tongues were down each other's throats. They both shrieked and jolted back off each other. Their clothes were ruffled, and Supreme Kai's hair was a mess.

"What the hell happened?!" Goku exclaimed.

"Well lets just say you came very close to doing Old Kai's alternative as well!" Vegeta snapped. His voice was wavering and he shot upstairs like a bullet. Uh oh, they're gonna blame me for this! Old Kai mused fearfully.

Goku and Supreme Kai were still looking at each other in utter shock.

"Nothing like that's ever happened before." Goku said.

"Yeah, usually, I'm in the same position I was in before I go into our mind." It was like they didn't even realise Old Kai was there. Goku got up and went hurriedly upstairs.

He stopped outside Vegeta's door and knocked.

"Fuck off." Was Vegeta's reply. His voice was still very unsteady. Goku opened the door and found Vegeta lying on the bed, his face buried in the pillow. "I said fuck off!" he snapped. His voice was half muffled by the pillow, but the part that Goku heard was lined with misery.

"Vegeta, let me explain…"

"No!" he shot up. His face was stained with tears and his eyes were red rimmed. "I'm tired of giving you chances to explain yourself! Because every time, it's a load of lies!"

"I've never lied to you Vegeta."

"It'll be fun, he says, not knowing the consequences! Which, by the way you didn't have to do! I would have just about lived with it if it was just a kiss! But no, you have to nearly have sex with him as well!"

"Vegeta! We were both totally unaware of what was going on! We went into the part of our minds that is linked to wait it out. We thought we could just wait till it was over, and then just go back out! We didn't know our bodies could move without us knowing!" Vegeta bit his lip and buried his face back in the pillow. Goku sighed and stroked his back soothingly while he cried. "C'mon 'Geta. You should by now I love you more than anything. Yes, Supreme Kai's really close to me, but only because we have a link that makes us as close as brothers."

"Well, at least this time your brother doesn't want to kill you." Vegeta choked out. He's a making joke, that's go to be a good sign, Goku thought.

{Are you ok up there?}

[Yeah, fine. Just stay down there.]

{Don't worry, I intend to.}

Supreme Kai sighed. That was good. He now rounded on Old Kai.

"That has got to be the stupidest thing you've ever done!" he shouted. Old Kai shrugged.

"Don't worry. I didn't get my way either. They didn't fight." Supreme Kai scowled.

"It's quite obvious that Vegeta plays a big part in this upcoming thing. If you've just scrapped the whole thing, then you'll be held responsible for the destruction of earth, and probably the whole universe." He then stormed out of the front door, needing fresh air and time to think.


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end chapter two!

Notes:

Sorry to dreamer, but it had to be done!

Dragonheart: good for you guessing Vegeta's pregnant!

^____^ well reviews now, and I'll update soon!!!!!