Disclaimer: I don't own Zelda.

Chapter 23! (Finally)

My note: Took a while, huh? Well all this time I have been thinking of the story and what to put in it. It is going to be great.

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Down in the basement of Caidro's Castle, there were many warriors on duty. One particularly strong warrior, named Gizach, saw Ganondorf stride to him.

...Finally...He has come to congratulate me on my hard work...

But Ganondorf walked right past him to another moblin.

"Spread the word not to stray from the castle." Growled Ganondorf to the moblin.

"Yessir!"

The moblin ran off. Ganondorf walked away from Gizach, but said, "Follow me, Gizach." Without looking towards him.

Ganondorf led Gizach just outside the Castle, the whirlwind and thunderstorm just a few feet away.

"Pick your finest warriors. A band of four, excluding yourself. We are going to start the first battle fo the war."

"I am honored that you chose me." Croaked Gizach. "Yet we cannot leave this castle. We shall die!"

"Shall not."

"Shall too."

"Shall not!"

"Shall too! Why don't YOU just stride to the enchantment then!?"

"I don't feel like it."

"There you go, say you can do it but you can't!"

"But I can!"

"But you won't!"

"Exactly!"

Gizach cocked his head to the side.

"Then you are saying you are LAZY! Is that it?"

"No!"

"Then go for a walk!"

"You go for a walk, you coward!"

"You!"

"You!"

"No, I insist!"

"Gizach, do you defy me?"

"Are you a coward?"

"No!"

"Then you are lazy!"

"I am not lazy you buffoon!"

"Then you are unskilled!"

"I am more skilled then you can ever be!"

"So then you are a liar!"

"I am not a liar!"

"Are too!"

"Am not!"

"Then why don't you go?"

"Because you have no authority over me you moblin!"

"I...am...not...a....MOBLIN YOU GREEN SKINNED-RED HAIRED-BIG NOSED-UNSKILLED-LAZY-POWER HUNGRY-LIAR!!!"

"Then what are you then?"

Gizach snarled.

"Want to find out eh? I will tell you if you take two steps forward!"

"I will if you take three!"

"Fine, but you have to go first!"

"I will take four if you take three and go first!"

"I will take seven steps forward if you take five and go first!"

"GIZACH GO GET FOUR OF YOUR MOST TALENTED WARRIORS THEN REPORT HERE IMMEDIATELY!"

"No!"

Ganondorf hurled a ball of energy at him. Gizach ducked, and it hit the wall of the castle.

"Fine you hooligan!"

Ganondorf seemed satisfied until he heard Gizach mutter:

"Coward."

A/n: This was fun! I liked it. I made it sort of kind of funny because I didn't update in a long time and it was short. I'm on a roll. One chapter a day! Mondays excluded! I promise!