Exploring the Insanity Of Some Anime Fans and Their Notebooks

Written By: JINEKA, MINUIKO, TAKEIDE, AND FRIENDS!!!!!!!!

Disclaimer: Uh, I don't own insanity, so...Anyways...I, Takeide, am going to post most of these chapters, but that doesn't mean that I wrote them. Also, Chapter 2 will hopefully also be part of 'Part 1'

Part 1: You Know That You're Way Too Obsessed With YYH IF...

You try to run like Hiei (and trip over your feet).

You try to run like Hiei (and succeed. O.o)

You glare at someone and they become zombies.

You want a third eye implanted on your forehead that can see through walls and minds.

You smell the scent of roses everywhere you go.

You can find someone in a room that smelling like roses because they smell bad.

You smirk, glare, snort, look bored, or say, "Hn" every 5 seconds.

You think that 500-year-old or older people are hot. (A.N. For those of you who don't know, Hiei is 500 years old and Youko is older.)

You try to concentrate "spiritual power" into the tip of your finger.

You pretend to shoot someone, while saying, "SPIRT GUN!"

You know all the words to all the songs even slightly related to Yu Yu Hakusho.

You can find someone in a room that smelling like roses because they smell bad.

You smirk, glare, snort, look bored, or say, "Hn" every 5 seconds.

You repeat your favorite quotes so many times that you would be sick of it...if they weren't your favorites. (A.N. Is that confusing?)

You think 6 ears on a head is normal.

You almost threw your TV out a 2nd floor window when Cartoon Network started to play YYH reruns, but stopped because you wanted to see the episodes again.

You have a computer that has no memory left due to the fact that you filled it with images of everyone.

You go outside and break a teacup whenever you see Togoro.

Ok, that chapter was insanely short, but I must tell you people of a very...er...sad story. This actually happened at my school with; however, there is no need to sue us for this information, and just for privacy, the names in this story have been slightly altered. I must also warn you that...

OUR SCHOOL IS VERY WEIRD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now, the story;

It begins on a semi-winter-like (that means sunny and breezy) day, during gym at a school in Tarzana, Los Angeles, CA. The school is Portola Middle School, and two students, Kim and Mary, have tied another fellow gym student, Bob, to a fence. The girls are currently interrogating Bob, and we shall se what they are asking him. Kim begins by leaning in so that her face in right in front of Bob's, and asks in a commanding voice, "Now then, Bob. CHEESE OR PASTRAMI!!!!"

Bob answers with a woeful ,"Pastrami!". Mary slaps him, and says, "THAT'S A LIE! Now, cheese or pastrami!!!!!!! Bob then answers with "Cheese", which is rejected by the two girls, and Kim slaps him. "Now then, Bob. This is your last chance. CHEESE or PASTRAMI!!!!". Bob, who is by now quite fearful, replies, "LETTUCE!!!" Kim and Mary scowl as bob has finally answered the question.

But, the interrogation is still not over. Kim goes to Bob, and says, "Ok , Bob. You were right" Bob's face lights up and he says, "So, I can go now?" May leans in and says, "No, we still have one more question...WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE!" Bob shakes his head, and Kim holds up his sweater. She holds up an invisible knife (imagination, people!) and 'points' it toward the sweater.

"Answer the question, or the sweater gets it!"

"...CHEESE, PASTRAMI, AND LETTUCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Damn, he got it right!"

Aren't our friends quite strange?

-Takeide, Minuiko, Jineka, and people