"Aaaauuuggh!"
Thud!
"Ow!"
Herb bigsweated. He had been trying to teach Ranma how to fly using his ki. Ranma partly succeeded by floating ten feet in the air. Unfortunately he was hanging upside down and lost his concentration. Suddenly the wall to the left of Herb suddenly exploded revealing a certain lost boy.
Ryoga glanced at Herb and had one thought. What am I doing in China? I thought this was Japan. If Herb is here then it must be China Ryoga sighed and turned around walked away without noticing Ranma rubbing the sore lump on his head.
Overhead, Kima flew over watching the entire scene below her. She giggled when Ranma fell on his head. She landed next to koi pond. Nodoka was watching the entire scene as well and trying to restrain her laughter at the site.
Later...
"You need more concentration to pull this off, Ranma" Ranma grunted at Herb's Advise. Kasumi was just finishing wrapping Ranma's head with bandages from the first-aid kit.
"I was wonderin' how are you guys related to Mom?"
"My older brother Drake married that idiot's older sister, Spice" Pointed to Saffron.
"Who are you calling an idiot, lizard man?!" Flames began to dance around Saffron's small form.
"You! Birdy!"
Tension in to room rose to extremely high danger levels, suddenly something came that easily defused the situation.
"No fighting please" Kasumi walked by, carrying laundry, smiling sweetly at everyone in the room.
Both extinguished their auras and sat down quietly. Ranma slapped his forehead and groaned. Trust Kasumi to break down any tension that was in the area. Both of his worst enemies hate each other's guts not only that they were family. Suddenly a thought came to him.
"Umm... Where is Grandpa and Grandma now?"
Both Herb and Saffron looked at each other.
"The last I heard of them, they were in America" Herb stated. "Their pretending to be humans in a college"
"Oh" Ranma pondered this for a few minutes. "Wait, I'm part Phoenix shouldn't me and mom have wings?"
Both Herb and Saffron blinked, that was an interesting question, coming from Ranma that is.
"I don't know. Why don't we ask Nodoka" Saffron snorted at Herb's suggestion.
"That's easy. We have spells that hide our bird-like qualities"
"Really?" This caught Ranma's interest.
"Yeah, ask your mother to take it off of you"
Later...
"Are you sure of this Ranma?" Ranma nodded to his mother.
"Yeah I wanna see what flyin with wings are like"
"Alright then" Nodoka sighed. Sometimes Ranma can be too enthusiastic. She began to chant several words quietly. Suddenly there was a loud sound of something being torn.
"Aw man! This was my favorite shirt" Two large white wings had sprouted from Ranma's back, however they ripped apart Ranma's shirt in the process. Ranma toward the wall where a mirror was conveniently nearby. Ranma noticed that he had several streaks of white and grey hair which probably came from Herb's side of the family. Eighteen years old and I already have grey hairs Ranma chuckled at his private comment. As he looked closer he saw that the tips of his feathers were red. A crash was suddenly heard behind him.
"Oh my!" Kasumi stood there rigid. To her point of view she was seeing an angel in the living room. Correction, a bare chest, angel standing the living room. It took her a moment to recognize him.
"Ranma?" Kasumi managed to speak out.
"Uh... I can explain this Kasumi" Ranma scratched the base of his pigtail. He then noticed the smashed plate on the floor and the rag in her hand. She was obviously washing the dishes when she heard the shirt getting torn and went to investigate.
"Kasumi! When din...ner?" Soun's jaw dropped at Ranma. He rubbed his eyes then looked at him again. Then he came to one conclusion. He REALLY needed to get a drink. This was starting to get too weird, even to him. He went and got his bottle of sake, took one swing, then left the living room without a word, carrying the bottle with him.
"Hey mom how did Grandpa and Grandma meet?" Ranma asked curiously.
"Oh they actually tried to kill each other first." She smiled sweetly.
"What?"
"Don't worry dear I met your father the same way"
"Huh!?"
"I caught him in the women locker room when I was at High school help that perverted sensei of his" Nodoka smiled. "I chased them with the family katana and fought your father"
"This family is starting to scare even me" Ranma muttered to himself. "At least I know why Pop was so serious on the manliness contract.
Author's notes
Okay, I admit it this is one of my strangest fic I ever made. Hope you enjoyed it!
Thud!
"Ow!"
Herb bigsweated. He had been trying to teach Ranma how to fly using his ki. Ranma partly succeeded by floating ten feet in the air. Unfortunately he was hanging upside down and lost his concentration. Suddenly the wall to the left of Herb suddenly exploded revealing a certain lost boy.
Ryoga glanced at Herb and had one thought. What am I doing in China? I thought this was Japan. If Herb is here then it must be China Ryoga sighed and turned around walked away without noticing Ranma rubbing the sore lump on his head.
Overhead, Kima flew over watching the entire scene below her. She giggled when Ranma fell on his head. She landed next to koi pond. Nodoka was watching the entire scene as well and trying to restrain her laughter at the site.
Later...
"You need more concentration to pull this off, Ranma" Ranma grunted at Herb's Advise. Kasumi was just finishing wrapping Ranma's head with bandages from the first-aid kit.
"I was wonderin' how are you guys related to Mom?"
"My older brother Drake married that idiot's older sister, Spice" Pointed to Saffron.
"Who are you calling an idiot, lizard man?!" Flames began to dance around Saffron's small form.
"You! Birdy!"
Tension in to room rose to extremely high danger levels, suddenly something came that easily defused the situation.
"No fighting please" Kasumi walked by, carrying laundry, smiling sweetly at everyone in the room.
Both extinguished their auras and sat down quietly. Ranma slapped his forehead and groaned. Trust Kasumi to break down any tension that was in the area. Both of his worst enemies hate each other's guts not only that they were family. Suddenly a thought came to him.
"Umm... Where is Grandpa and Grandma now?"
Both Herb and Saffron looked at each other.
"The last I heard of them, they were in America" Herb stated. "Their pretending to be humans in a college"
"Oh" Ranma pondered this for a few minutes. "Wait, I'm part Phoenix shouldn't me and mom have wings?"
Both Herb and Saffron blinked, that was an interesting question, coming from Ranma that is.
"I don't know. Why don't we ask Nodoka" Saffron snorted at Herb's suggestion.
"That's easy. We have spells that hide our bird-like qualities"
"Really?" This caught Ranma's interest.
"Yeah, ask your mother to take it off of you"
Later...
"Are you sure of this Ranma?" Ranma nodded to his mother.
"Yeah I wanna see what flyin with wings are like"
"Alright then" Nodoka sighed. Sometimes Ranma can be too enthusiastic. She began to chant several words quietly. Suddenly there was a loud sound of something being torn.
"Aw man! This was my favorite shirt" Two large white wings had sprouted from Ranma's back, however they ripped apart Ranma's shirt in the process. Ranma toward the wall where a mirror was conveniently nearby. Ranma noticed that he had several streaks of white and grey hair which probably came from Herb's side of the family. Eighteen years old and I already have grey hairs Ranma chuckled at his private comment. As he looked closer he saw that the tips of his feathers were red. A crash was suddenly heard behind him.
"Oh my!" Kasumi stood there rigid. To her point of view she was seeing an angel in the living room. Correction, a bare chest, angel standing the living room. It took her a moment to recognize him.
"Ranma?" Kasumi managed to speak out.
"Uh... I can explain this Kasumi" Ranma scratched the base of his pigtail. He then noticed the smashed plate on the floor and the rag in her hand. She was obviously washing the dishes when she heard the shirt getting torn and went to investigate.
"Kasumi! When din...ner?" Soun's jaw dropped at Ranma. He rubbed his eyes then looked at him again. Then he came to one conclusion. He REALLY needed to get a drink. This was starting to get too weird, even to him. He went and got his bottle of sake, took one swing, then left the living room without a word, carrying the bottle with him.
"Hey mom how did Grandpa and Grandma meet?" Ranma asked curiously.
"Oh they actually tried to kill each other first." She smiled sweetly.
"What?"
"Don't worry dear I met your father the same way"
"Huh!?"
"I caught him in the women locker room when I was at High school help that perverted sensei of his" Nodoka smiled. "I chased them with the family katana and fought your father"
"This family is starting to scare even me" Ranma muttered to himself. "At least I know why Pop was so serious on the manliness contract.
Author's notes
Okay, I admit it this is one of my strangest fic I ever made. Hope you enjoyed it!
