Deux
WS: Hiya ppl!!!!!
Oliver: Ohhhhhh!!!!! I just love this chpater!!!!
Olivia: Who says revenge isn't sweet??!!
Johnny: You're evil!!!!
Enrique: How could you do this to us?!!!!
Robert: You are such an uncouth person!!
WS: You're so mean!!! For that, I'll torture you even more!!! *laughs evilly*
Johnny and Enrique: *whacks Robert across the head*
Enrique: You made her mad!!!
Johnny: Look what you've done!!!!
WS: Hope you all enjoy this chapter!! i was going to leave it until next week but then the last chapter was too short so instead, I decided to post it!!!! Hope you ENJOY!!!!! On with ze chapter!!
~*~
Robert paced around the room as Johnny laid on the couch and Enrique sat in a chair. They were all trying to figure out a way to get Oliver and Olivia to forgive them.
"Arrggggg!! Why do they have to be so alike to us!" growled Johnny. If they were maybe not as rich they could probably buy them a car or something but too bad. They were a part of a wealthy family."
"Calm down Johnny," said Enrique.
"Yes Johnny. Calm down. We'll think of something sooner or later," added Robert.
"What ever," replied Johnny as he shifted trying to a little more comfortable when... *SNAP* *CRASH* "What the fuck?" cried Johnny as the couch's legs snapped, and caved in from the lack of support, sending it to the ground with a loud crash.
The other two immediately rushed to an embarrassed Johnny.
"I don't need your help! I can get up on my own!" he yelled as he got up. Little did anyone know, the couch had been tampered with.....
~*~
Oliver and Olivia burst out laughing by the expression on Johnny's face when the couch broke. They were on the hotel's top floor, in a secret room where they had hooked up some special equipment to the hotel. Of course they had to get permission to practically destroy the hotel with pranks and of course the hotel owner said no but, when offered a trunk load of money, who couldn't resist! And of course all the employees were given a MAJOR raise just to keep their mouths shut and go along with the pranks.
"Oh man! I was wondering when it break!" snorted Olivia.
"And it came sooner than I thought! Who knew Johnny weighed so much!" The twins went into another fit of laughter.
"I wonder how Enrique will react when he finds out we switched his shampoo, soap, conditioner and his other items with some of our
"special" items?" giggled Olivia.
"And when Robert finds out that all his clothes are missing and his boxers are hanging on the flagpole?" giggled Oliver. Oh, revenge was sweet!
~*~
Enrique reached up and grabbed the bottle of soap. He squirted some into his hair and began washing it. ~Funny. What happened to all the bubbles?~ Enrique looked at his hands. They were covered with maple syrup.
"What the hell?!" he cursed as he wrapped the towel around his waist, exited the shower and found a new bottle of shampoo.
Twenty Minutes Later.....
Enrique exited the bathroom and found his team mates on the balcony. Johnny was tipping his chair and when he saw Enrique, he simple fell right back.
"Are you alright Johnny?" asked Robert. His reply was laughter. Robert just raised his eyebrow and took a sip of his tea but quickly spitted out when he saw Enrique. Robert began to choke not only on his tea but on laughter.
"What?" demanded Enrique narrowing his eyes.
Johnny, by now was back on his feet and laughing like crazy.
"Nice hair Enrique. Did the girls do it for you?" teased Johnny. Enrique was confused. Was their still some maple syrup in his hair? Enrique ran to the nearest mirror.
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"
~*~
The Les Demonde Twins.......
Olivia fell of her chair.
"Another Johnny stunt," snickered Oliver.
"But still Oliver! That was hilarious!!" she wheezed.
"I agree! Wonder how he's gonna get it out especially when it's permanent dye!" he laughed.
"This is priceless!" added Olivia.
~*~
Downstairs…………………
"Is he still in the shower?" asked Robert.
"Sure is!" replied Johnny. Enrique, immediately, had rushed into the showers after seeing that his hair was now Neon Pink. He was so going to murder who ever did this to him. Robert sighed. At least nothing bad happened to him. As if on cue, a young servant boy, the same from he other night, whose name was Henry.
"Master Robert. I think you might want to see this……." He said nervously.
"Oh? What seems to be the problem?" asked Robert.
"Go outside and you'll see why," answered Henry surpressing a laugh. He knew what was happening and he was proud to be a part of it.
Robert went outside and was horrified to see.
"How uncouth!" he exclaimed as his face burned red. Robert stormed upstairs, opened the window, took the flagpole and retrieved his boxers.
"Um… Henry. How long have they've been out there?" asked Robert trying his best to hide his anger and embarrassment.
"A day and a half… At least. Now if you excuse me, I have other guests to attend to," he said politely. ~Or some pranksters~ "By the way, the rest of your clothes are in various places in the hotel. Good day!" Henry took off as Robert ran to get his clothing back.
~*~
The Les Demonde Twins……………
"I've never seen Robert so mad or embarrassed before!" exclaimed Oliver.
"No shit bro!" agreed Olivia.
"We are still making a video out of this aren't we?" asked Oliver.
"Yes we are…" said Olivia rubbing her hands together evilly. "more than 1 copy that's for sure."
"Blackmail," sighed Oliver.
"Correct! How'd you know?" asked Olivia.
"Cause I'm your twin."
~*~
Mean while downstairs………
Enrique had practically bleached his head and yet, there were still traces of pink in his now blond-pink hair.
"Enrique!" barked Johnny.
"What?" he said through gritted teeth. [WS: The next prank you are about to read has been tested and is extremely funny if used
properly. Don't worry. My victim survived by unlucky for me, I received a massive beating after she found out it was moi. ^-^! Don't worry! I live!! I LIVE!! I LLIIVVEE!!! I'm still ALLLLIIIVVVEE!!!]
"Turn on the fan! It's stuffy in here!" he complained. Enrique grumbled but turned it on left the room to see if he could find some more bleach. Robert was in his room, still recovering from his embarrassment. He had to pay several people to get his own clothes back!
Johnny, as usual, was lying on the couch and in a matter of seconds, had fallen asleep, unaware of the chaos that would soon ensue. As the fan slowly rotated, it began picking up speed. On top of the fan, [Amy: We'll start from the bottom] was a layer of feathers, on top of that was a layer of glue and the finial touch, itching powder. The feathers covered in glue and itching powder, began raining down like gentle snow, covering the unsuspecting Sir Johnathon McGregor.
~*~
The Les Demonde Twins……….
"You gotta be kidding me!" exclaimed Olivia.
"This will teach Johnny a lesson about being a bossy hot-head," said Oliver as he zoomed the camera closer to Johnny.
"Oh well, it's his problem if he looks like a chicken and itches, not mine," declared Olivia.
"Oh well. Let' go and check up with Robert," hinted Oliver.
~*~
Room 6663…………. [666=Devil's number 3= third victim hehe]
Robert sighed and got up. He needed to get some air. Robert turned the doorknob and pulled. The door didn't move.
"Funny. The doorknob turns yet the door does not open," he mused. Robert pulled and pulled but the door didn't budge an inch. Even
a millimeter! Robert reached into his pocket to get Griffolyon, but when his hand went into pocket, their was nothing…
"Griffolyon! Where are you?" Robert began frantically searching his room for his beyblade.
~*~
The Les Demonde Twins…..
"Did you take Robert's beyblade?" asked Oliver fearing if it was their fault Robert lost Griffolyon, he'd never forgive himself.
"Yup!" Olivia flashed Oliver Griffolyon. "And Amphiliylon and Salamonlyon." Olivia revealed the other two beyblades in her other hand. Oliver could only shake his head.
"How'd you do it?" asked Oliver.
"That's for me to know and for you to find out!" she piped.
"Shame on you," scowled Oliver.
"But wait! That's not all I took," said Olivia giving Oliver a grin. "I also got a Unicolyon," she said holding up the light pink beyblade.
"Gimmie that!" snapped Oliver as he grabbed his beyblade.
"Serves you right for being so vulnerable," she muttered.
~*~
Robert body slammed the door as Oliver and Olivia watched intently. Robert, after completely destroying his room looking for Griffolyon, was now trying to get out of his room and look for his beyblade.
"Should we unlock the door?" asked Olivia.
"Nah. Let him suffer a lil more then we'll let him out," replied Oliver.
"What ever ya say evil bro," said Olivia shrugging. The twins watched Robert suffer before Oliver hit a switch it unlock and open the door just as Robert was charging toward the door.
"OOOoooooooooooooo!!" cried Oliver and Olivia as Robert ran right into the wall, knocking himself out.
"Ouch," said Olivia.
"That's gonna hurt," observed Oliver.
"Let's go check out Johnny while we're waiting for him to wake up," suggested Olivia as she changed the monitor to another camera. Johnny wasn't up yet but already he was itching all over. Johnny looked more like a chick than a gladiator. Johnny slowly opened his eyes. When he opened his mouth to yawn, he felt something soft against his lips and oddly, his entire body was…… itching?
Johnny sat up glance at his reflection in the glass table.
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" Oliver and Olivia erupted in laughter. As Johnny scratched himself and plucked himself of the feathers, while poor, poor Enrique was also being tortured……….
Enrique had gone to take another shower and with some help from Henry, he had taken all of the towels plus all of Enrique's clothes AND locked him in the bathroom. Enrique, by now, had redyed his hair blond but, he had no clothes and trapped in a bathroom.
"This just isn't my day!" he growled. "I'm suing!" He ripped the shower curtain and wrapped it around himself. He found a small pin and picked the lock, cursing the entire time.
When Enrique entered his room, he found out that -ALL- his clothes were gone. Enrique had no choice but to go and borrow someone's clothes. ~Robert's or Johnny's? Robert's too big, Johnny's ok….. Johnny's it is!~ Enrique was sure Johnny wouldn't mind. Enrique peered into the hallway and glanced both ways before making a sprint to Johnny's room. After rummaging around the red-head's room, Enrique found some clothes and "borrowed" them until he could find his clothes.
~*~
The Les Demonde Twins……..
Olivia whistled as eleven suit cases were brought into their room, all containing Enrique's clothes.
"To think he packed to live in France for a year," she mused. "I'm a girl and the most I pack is -one- suit case, two tops!"
"I agree. How much clothes does Enrique need?" wondered Oliver.
"I dunno or care but he's dressed like Johnny now!" she exclaimed looking at the monitor. Oliver and Olivia both raised an eyebrow.
[WS: How many people can image Enrique dressed like Johnny? Not me that's for sure!]
Oliver doubled clicked on the camera on Robert, enlarging it. Robert stirred and woke up……..
~*~
Downstairs……………
Robert woke up and quickly recalled the events that had happened earlier. He quickly ran to the lounging room. As Robert yanked open the door, a bucket of ice cold water emptied itself on Robert's purple little head. He turned on his heel and walked back to his room.
"How uncouth," he muttered as he took of his shirt. "Utterly childish games."
Johnny's eyes burned with anger as he scrub his skin with hot soapy water. His skin was itching him so badly! He wanted just to rip his skin off his body and burn it!
"I'm going to murder the guy that did this! No one makes Johnny McGregor lose his face!" he thundered as he continued to scrub.
~*~
The Les Demonde Twins…………..
"Uncouth?! Childish games?! My butt Robert!" spat Olivia sticking out her tongue at the monitor.
"I hope you realize sis that he can't hear you," pointed out Oliver. Olivia just shrugged.
"Oh well. His problem not mine!" she replied.
"It's only been a couple of hours. I wonder how they'll survive when they find out that their locked in on their floor," snickered Oliver.
"Your locking them on the floor?" gasped Olivia. Oliver nodded with a grin. Olivia held out her hand.
"High five bro!" she cheered. Oliver gave her a high five. Oh…. This was going to be so good.
~*~
WS: That's the end for today!!
Oliver: Remember, most of the pranks/stunts pulled in this chapter has been tested by WS!!
Olivia: Most of them work well...
WS: But let me remind you, in order for you to use these pranks, you must have two things.... ONE: A video camera to catch it all on tape and use for blackmail later on in life and TWO: Very fast legs to escape from being hurt!! Well, PLEASE R&R!!! Ja Matta Ne!!!!
WS: Hiya ppl!!!!!
Oliver: Ohhhhhh!!!!! I just love this chpater!!!!
Olivia: Who says revenge isn't sweet??!!
Johnny: You're evil!!!!
Enrique: How could you do this to us?!!!!
Robert: You are such an uncouth person!!
WS: You're so mean!!! For that, I'll torture you even more!!! *laughs evilly*
Johnny and Enrique: *whacks Robert across the head*
Enrique: You made her mad!!!
Johnny: Look what you've done!!!!
WS: Hope you all enjoy this chapter!! i was going to leave it until next week but then the last chapter was too short so instead, I decided to post it!!!! Hope you ENJOY!!!!! On with ze chapter!!
~*~
Robert paced around the room as Johnny laid on the couch and Enrique sat in a chair. They were all trying to figure out a way to get Oliver and Olivia to forgive them.
"Arrggggg!! Why do they have to be so alike to us!" growled Johnny. If they were maybe not as rich they could probably buy them a car or something but too bad. They were a part of a wealthy family."
"Calm down Johnny," said Enrique.
"Yes Johnny. Calm down. We'll think of something sooner or later," added Robert.
"What ever," replied Johnny as he shifted trying to a little more comfortable when... *SNAP* *CRASH* "What the fuck?" cried Johnny as the couch's legs snapped, and caved in from the lack of support, sending it to the ground with a loud crash.
The other two immediately rushed to an embarrassed Johnny.
"I don't need your help! I can get up on my own!" he yelled as he got up. Little did anyone know, the couch had been tampered with.....
~*~
Oliver and Olivia burst out laughing by the expression on Johnny's face when the couch broke. They were on the hotel's top floor, in a secret room where they had hooked up some special equipment to the hotel. Of course they had to get permission to practically destroy the hotel with pranks and of course the hotel owner said no but, when offered a trunk load of money, who couldn't resist! And of course all the employees were given a MAJOR raise just to keep their mouths shut and go along with the pranks.
"Oh man! I was wondering when it break!" snorted Olivia.
"And it came sooner than I thought! Who knew Johnny weighed so much!" The twins went into another fit of laughter.
"I wonder how Enrique will react when he finds out we switched his shampoo, soap, conditioner and his other items with some of our
"special" items?" giggled Olivia.
"And when Robert finds out that all his clothes are missing and his boxers are hanging on the flagpole?" giggled Oliver. Oh, revenge was sweet!
~*~
Enrique reached up and grabbed the bottle of soap. He squirted some into his hair and began washing it. ~Funny. What happened to all the bubbles?~ Enrique looked at his hands. They were covered with maple syrup.
"What the hell?!" he cursed as he wrapped the towel around his waist, exited the shower and found a new bottle of shampoo.
Twenty Minutes Later.....
Enrique exited the bathroom and found his team mates on the balcony. Johnny was tipping his chair and when he saw Enrique, he simple fell right back.
"Are you alright Johnny?" asked Robert. His reply was laughter. Robert just raised his eyebrow and took a sip of his tea but quickly spitted out when he saw Enrique. Robert began to choke not only on his tea but on laughter.
"What?" demanded Enrique narrowing his eyes.
Johnny, by now was back on his feet and laughing like crazy.
"Nice hair Enrique. Did the girls do it for you?" teased Johnny. Enrique was confused. Was their still some maple syrup in his hair? Enrique ran to the nearest mirror.
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"
~*~
The Les Demonde Twins.......
Olivia fell of her chair.
"Another Johnny stunt," snickered Oliver.
"But still Oliver! That was hilarious!!" she wheezed.
"I agree! Wonder how he's gonna get it out especially when it's permanent dye!" he laughed.
"This is priceless!" added Olivia.
~*~
Downstairs…………………
"Is he still in the shower?" asked Robert.
"Sure is!" replied Johnny. Enrique, immediately, had rushed into the showers after seeing that his hair was now Neon Pink. He was so going to murder who ever did this to him. Robert sighed. At least nothing bad happened to him. As if on cue, a young servant boy, the same from he other night, whose name was Henry.
"Master Robert. I think you might want to see this……." He said nervously.
"Oh? What seems to be the problem?" asked Robert.
"Go outside and you'll see why," answered Henry surpressing a laugh. He knew what was happening and he was proud to be a part of it.
Robert went outside and was horrified to see.
"How uncouth!" he exclaimed as his face burned red. Robert stormed upstairs, opened the window, took the flagpole and retrieved his boxers.
"Um… Henry. How long have they've been out there?" asked Robert trying his best to hide his anger and embarrassment.
"A day and a half… At least. Now if you excuse me, I have other guests to attend to," he said politely. ~Or some pranksters~ "By the way, the rest of your clothes are in various places in the hotel. Good day!" Henry took off as Robert ran to get his clothing back.
~*~
The Les Demonde Twins……………
"I've never seen Robert so mad or embarrassed before!" exclaimed Oliver.
"No shit bro!" agreed Olivia.
"We are still making a video out of this aren't we?" asked Oliver.
"Yes we are…" said Olivia rubbing her hands together evilly. "more than 1 copy that's for sure."
"Blackmail," sighed Oliver.
"Correct! How'd you know?" asked Olivia.
"Cause I'm your twin."
~*~
Mean while downstairs………
Enrique had practically bleached his head and yet, there were still traces of pink in his now blond-pink hair.
"Enrique!" barked Johnny.
"What?" he said through gritted teeth. [WS: The next prank you are about to read has been tested and is extremely funny if used
properly. Don't worry. My victim survived by unlucky for me, I received a massive beating after she found out it was moi. ^-^! Don't worry! I live!! I LIVE!! I LLIIVVEE!!! I'm still ALLLLIIIVVVEE!!!]
"Turn on the fan! It's stuffy in here!" he complained. Enrique grumbled but turned it on left the room to see if he could find some more bleach. Robert was in his room, still recovering from his embarrassment. He had to pay several people to get his own clothes back!
Johnny, as usual, was lying on the couch and in a matter of seconds, had fallen asleep, unaware of the chaos that would soon ensue. As the fan slowly rotated, it began picking up speed. On top of the fan, [Amy: We'll start from the bottom] was a layer of feathers, on top of that was a layer of glue and the finial touch, itching powder. The feathers covered in glue and itching powder, began raining down like gentle snow, covering the unsuspecting Sir Johnathon McGregor.
~*~
The Les Demonde Twins……….
"You gotta be kidding me!" exclaimed Olivia.
"This will teach Johnny a lesson about being a bossy hot-head," said Oliver as he zoomed the camera closer to Johnny.
"Oh well, it's his problem if he looks like a chicken and itches, not mine," declared Olivia.
"Oh well. Let' go and check up with Robert," hinted Oliver.
~*~
Room 6663…………. [666=Devil's number 3= third victim hehe]
Robert sighed and got up. He needed to get some air. Robert turned the doorknob and pulled. The door didn't move.
"Funny. The doorknob turns yet the door does not open," he mused. Robert pulled and pulled but the door didn't budge an inch. Even
a millimeter! Robert reached into his pocket to get Griffolyon, but when his hand went into pocket, their was nothing…
"Griffolyon! Where are you?" Robert began frantically searching his room for his beyblade.
~*~
The Les Demonde Twins…..
"Did you take Robert's beyblade?" asked Oliver fearing if it was their fault Robert lost Griffolyon, he'd never forgive himself.
"Yup!" Olivia flashed Oliver Griffolyon. "And Amphiliylon and Salamonlyon." Olivia revealed the other two beyblades in her other hand. Oliver could only shake his head.
"How'd you do it?" asked Oliver.
"That's for me to know and for you to find out!" she piped.
"Shame on you," scowled Oliver.
"But wait! That's not all I took," said Olivia giving Oliver a grin. "I also got a Unicolyon," she said holding up the light pink beyblade.
"Gimmie that!" snapped Oliver as he grabbed his beyblade.
"Serves you right for being so vulnerable," she muttered.
~*~
Robert body slammed the door as Oliver and Olivia watched intently. Robert, after completely destroying his room looking for Griffolyon, was now trying to get out of his room and look for his beyblade.
"Should we unlock the door?" asked Olivia.
"Nah. Let him suffer a lil more then we'll let him out," replied Oliver.
"What ever ya say evil bro," said Olivia shrugging. The twins watched Robert suffer before Oliver hit a switch it unlock and open the door just as Robert was charging toward the door.
"OOOoooooooooooooo!!" cried Oliver and Olivia as Robert ran right into the wall, knocking himself out.
"Ouch," said Olivia.
"That's gonna hurt," observed Oliver.
"Let's go check out Johnny while we're waiting for him to wake up," suggested Olivia as she changed the monitor to another camera. Johnny wasn't up yet but already he was itching all over. Johnny looked more like a chick than a gladiator. Johnny slowly opened his eyes. When he opened his mouth to yawn, he felt something soft against his lips and oddly, his entire body was…… itching?
Johnny sat up glance at his reflection in the glass table.
"AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" Oliver and Olivia erupted in laughter. As Johnny scratched himself and plucked himself of the feathers, while poor, poor Enrique was also being tortured……….
Enrique had gone to take another shower and with some help from Henry, he had taken all of the towels plus all of Enrique's clothes AND locked him in the bathroom. Enrique, by now, had redyed his hair blond but, he had no clothes and trapped in a bathroom.
"This just isn't my day!" he growled. "I'm suing!" He ripped the shower curtain and wrapped it around himself. He found a small pin and picked the lock, cursing the entire time.
When Enrique entered his room, he found out that -ALL- his clothes were gone. Enrique had no choice but to go and borrow someone's clothes. ~Robert's or Johnny's? Robert's too big, Johnny's ok….. Johnny's it is!~ Enrique was sure Johnny wouldn't mind. Enrique peered into the hallway and glanced both ways before making a sprint to Johnny's room. After rummaging around the red-head's room, Enrique found some clothes and "borrowed" them until he could find his clothes.
~*~
The Les Demonde Twins……..
Olivia whistled as eleven suit cases were brought into their room, all containing Enrique's clothes.
"To think he packed to live in France for a year," she mused. "I'm a girl and the most I pack is -one- suit case, two tops!"
"I agree. How much clothes does Enrique need?" wondered Oliver.
"I dunno or care but he's dressed like Johnny now!" she exclaimed looking at the monitor. Oliver and Olivia both raised an eyebrow.
[WS: How many people can image Enrique dressed like Johnny? Not me that's for sure!]
Oliver doubled clicked on the camera on Robert, enlarging it. Robert stirred and woke up……..
~*~
Downstairs……………
Robert woke up and quickly recalled the events that had happened earlier. He quickly ran to the lounging room. As Robert yanked open the door, a bucket of ice cold water emptied itself on Robert's purple little head. He turned on his heel and walked back to his room.
"How uncouth," he muttered as he took of his shirt. "Utterly childish games."
Johnny's eyes burned with anger as he scrub his skin with hot soapy water. His skin was itching him so badly! He wanted just to rip his skin off his body and burn it!
"I'm going to murder the guy that did this! No one makes Johnny McGregor lose his face!" he thundered as he continued to scrub.
~*~
The Les Demonde Twins…………..
"Uncouth?! Childish games?! My butt Robert!" spat Olivia sticking out her tongue at the monitor.
"I hope you realize sis that he can't hear you," pointed out Oliver. Olivia just shrugged.
"Oh well. His problem not mine!" she replied.
"It's only been a couple of hours. I wonder how they'll survive when they find out that their locked in on their floor," snickered Oliver.
"Your locking them on the floor?" gasped Olivia. Oliver nodded with a grin. Olivia held out her hand.
"High five bro!" she cheered. Oliver gave her a high five. Oh…. This was going to be so good.
~*~
WS: That's the end for today!!
Oliver: Remember, most of the pranks/stunts pulled in this chapter has been tested by WS!!
Olivia: Most of them work well...
WS: But let me remind you, in order for you to use these pranks, you must have two things.... ONE: A video camera to catch it all on tape and use for blackmail later on in life and TWO: Very fast legs to escape from being hurt!! Well, PLEASE R&R!!! Ja Matta Ne!!!!
