Chapter 5

Ok, I feel inclined to do the review responses cause SOMEONE here *cough* Takeide * cough* keeps forgetting to do so. *glare* *cough* plusitmakesthechapterlonger *cough*

Don't own Kurama, hiei, or noone else involved in this insanely insane chapter(if that makes any sense)

CONTEST!!!! WHOEVER COUNTS ALL THE REVIEWS ON CHAPTER 2 (I think it was) AND COMES UP WITH THE RIGHT # WINS!!

YOU KNOW YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH KURAMA WHEN....

1) You spray rose scented perfume all over you daily. (*ahem* no comment...- .-;;)

2) You're convinced that Kurama is staring at you from your Kurama wall scroll

3) You have a Megumi Ogata (-sama) shrine.

4) You're convinced that you can control plants and you find yourself "attacking" people with dandelion seeds.

5) You can repeat every single one of Kurama's lines.

6) Your parents frequently tell you to not kiss his picture too much or the ink will run

7) You put roses in your hair, only to get pricked by the thorns.

8) You chase foxes around screaming "Youko!"

9) You can name every single piece of clothing that he wore. Pictures or otherwise. (*shift*)

10) You sit on your yard all day picking flower petals and throwing them in the air while yelling "petals of protection" only to watch them drift uselessly to the ground...

11) Every time you see a giant boulder you yell "Genbu!! I shall avenge Kurama!! Because of you! He got hurt!!"

12) You bring a whip with you wherever you go, and when people stare at you, you whip them while yelling "Rose Whip!!"

13) You throw seeds at your enemy

14) You write (your name) Minamino on your paper where it says "name"

15) You hope that your mother-in-law, Shiori, likes you

16) You imagine him walking you to class.

17) You ask your eye doctor if there is a way to permanently change your eye color to green or gold

18) You and your friend, who is wearing bat wings, a ripped up hat, and fake pointy ears, "steal cookies from the cookie jar"

19) You cried for Kurama when he had to fight Kuronue

20) You cried on the Kurama vs. Karasu episodes and got pissed off at the outcome.

21) Your email address or sn has something to do with Kurama.

22) You hope that when you die, you can become a spirit detective and marry Kurama.

23) When someone asks "who's Kurama?" you give them his whole history, attacks, opponents, weaknesses, etc.

24) You ask your history teacher if you can do a research report on Yoko Kurama for the hell of it.

25) You detest Maya. (HELL YA! BURN IN HELL!!)

26) You hate boton/kurama and karasu/kurama parings

27) Actually, you just hate any-girl-or-guy-in-or-out-of-yu-yu-hakusho-or- any-other-anime-characters-or-oc/kurama.

28) You say Kurama's name at least 10 times daily

29) You die your hair red and get bangs. (Kireishi: hey Minu, how do I look with bangs? ///// Minuiko: -.- ;;;;)

30) You use lists like these as check lists.

YOU KNOW WHEN YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH HIEI WHEN....

1) You jump from roof tops and buildings only to fall miserably on your face.

2) You look up every time you pass a tree, expecting to find Hiei

3) Every time you see fire, you shout "Dragon of the Darkness Flame!!" and scare the people around you

4) You ask every plastic surgeon available to put an eye in your forehead

5) You get a dragon tattooed on your arm and threaten people with it

6) You make out with the TV every time he's on the screen

7) You use his quotes in a normal conversation

8) You have his pictures taped all over your locker, binder, and/or folder

9) You know all his lines on uncut/cut English, Japanese, and translations.

10) You're walking around campus thinking Hiei is watching you

11) You have a Hiei collage on your wall

12) You write "I love Hiei" on your clothes with sharpies

13) You get crimson contacts

14) You talk to your Hiei wall scrolls and proclaim you undying love to it...daily...

15) You dream about him daily

16) You spike your hair up like Hiei's

17) You keep calling your lil sister Yukina and talk as less as possible to her. And when she calls for you using the word "sister/brother" you gasp and look surprised at her.

18) You check the top of streetlights to see if he is stalking you

19) You write/read "choose your own adventure" stories that pairs you up with Hiei

20) You believe that you are Hiei's lost mate and that he will come for you.

REVIEW RESPONSES!!

Chapter 1

(kireishi) gasp! Its me!

(dark mizu) glad to know that our school isn't alone out there..

(firedragongirl) lol. Maybe next time! Run girl! Run!

(anonymous) see? It WAS a sharp stick takei.

(Celadine-Girl) lol. A group of friend who are also insane!! Woohoo! I'll be sure to read it.

(sexy kitsune) what r u talkin' about? We're weird and we're proud! Lol. Thanx.

(Yuki ohtani) we did?! Bad emi! How could you?! Yoko will be ashamed of us~! Noo..

Chapter 2

(kireishi // tsuyu) hehe..me again

(Seagirl) thanx. ^.^;;;

(Anime's no.1 FanGirl) hell ya! Shizuru rox! All of mai fav female characters happen to be fighters or ass kickers..-.-;;

(kitsune-child13) lol. Thanx a bunch!

(Whatever) awww.... we have a flame...*sniff* *sniff* ..*fox whine* ///// takeide: -.-;;; just put it in the fireplace. ///// kireishi: ok! ^-^

(I counted -.- ) hey, u cant blame him. He's ...well..Euguine.. 3,654? Is that ur final answer to the contest?

(slave2anime) hiei and sesshy? ^-^ kk

(DarkFire180) lol. Im not soo much for yaois..but. O well.

(minu) hi minu!! ^-^

(Chaotic Dreamer) 11833? Is that ur final answer? I wouldn't be Kurama...I'd marry him! *sigh..*

(kurama idol) lol. See u in skewl! ^-^

Chapter 3

(DarkangelWings) *rolls eyes* tell me about it...

(Anime's no.1 FanGirl) lmao! Hey sanaka! This reminds me wen we almost set the house on fire!! Wanna try it again?! I'll get the matches!! ///// sanaka: ^-^ ok! Ill get the bombs!! ///// everyone else: -.-;;;;

(The Big Pen) haha. Me again

(Marissa) ha!! U just lost 50 cents! Cause I didn't suggest it!!! *sticks out tongue*