Kimmy: Tee hee I love this idea!

Bakura: Well I hate it!

Kimmy: Oh bakura you know love this one! Actalluy i think im gonna make it into like a library! I can picture it now: Yugioh and religon

Bakura: I think im gonna be sick...

Kimmy: Here's a barf bag...and the intro!

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It was one of your avergae days in domino city, the sun shining brightly, the birds singing, and bakura threating to Kill his hikari...

"Dangit Ryou! I want you now!" Bakura moaned

"Well I cant!" Ryou replied,"Thats why I had that wild sex yesterday with you! Today marks the begining of lent!"

"Lent?!" Bakura said confused, "What the hell is that?"

"Lent is the 40 day holy period when Jesus Christ died." ryou said calmy, "Your supposed to give up something for those forty days"

"AND YOU HAD TO GIVE UP SEX?!" bakura yelled

"Yea" ryou replied, "oh and you cant have meat-"

"WHAT?!" Bakura said furious, "Why not!?"

"Your supposed to give up something that your gonna have problems doing" Ryou said, "And in this case, I think you should do the same!"

"HELL NO!" bakura grunted, "Why should I? I DONT BELIVE IN THIS JESUS PERSON...HE MUST BE AN ASSHOLE IF HE WENT AND KILL-"

"Bakura!" ryou said shocked, "DONT EVER SAY THAT TO ME AGAIN!"

"But-"

"Lets make a deal then ok?" Ryou said compromisingly, "If you give up sex for lent and meat on fridays during lent, I'll give you the wildest night of your life"

"O-O DEAL!" bakura said getting hard, how hard can this be?!